Accurate tattoo

pbuschma · 9 months

Cooking accident.

IFDRizz · 9 months

This reminded me....I'm on a fire Dept, and the only time I've seen another tattoo that was this accurate was years ago when a guy darted into traffic and was struck by a pickup truck traveling at a pretty high rate of speed. He was almost cut in half...pretty gruesome, but when we opened his shirt up he had the letters D.O.A. tattooed across his chest....all I could think was...."yep".

jbardey · 9 months

Its obviously an enchantment. By carving those runes on his chest he takes on their power

Spasticated · 9 months

GOD DAMNIT I JUST WANTED TO SEE BOOBS

K-Uno · 9 months

I think I recognize the knife in his face, its a pretty good one if I'm right. I'd keep it.

nocookies28 · 9 months

That dude got stabbed in the face.

dodecahedonist · 9 months

Quick, lets help the stab wound victim by using our camera-shaped healing machines!

look_science · 9 months

That's one way to clear those sinuses!

livevil999 · 9 months

Yet surprisingly easy to face-stab.

Teephphah · 9 months

Something to ponder: He had that particular tattoo before he got stabbed in the face. One could reasonably assume therefor, that he's been involved in incidents prior to this one which served as the inspiration for the tat and that this is just par for the course for this guy.

SisterSledge2 · 9 months

Tatoo changed: Hard To Smell

Fenix_VI · 9 months

Hey guys... be honest.... Do I have something on my face?..... Guys?

delabass · 9 months

Who the fuck stabs someone in the face?

spongemonster · 9 months

His nose picking habit just got worse and worse as time went on.

godlesspinko · 9 months

Take notes kids, this is what happens when you decide you're a gangsta tough guy.

dejv · 9 months

Is he missing a hand?

moyvinglayvin · 9 months

HIPAA!!

Outofboredom · 9 months

NSFL!!!

Logical_Psycho · 9 months

Tattoo to teeth ratio at work there.

twilightlover409 · 9 months

He should be dead.

commentsInJava · 9 months

public class Hard2Kill
{
    public static void main(String[] args) throws java.io.IOException
    {
        while(true) {
            Runtime.getRuntime().exec(new String[]{ 
                "java",
                "-cp",
                System.getProperty("java.class.path"), 
                "Hard2Kill"
            });
        }
    }
}

ADHthaGreat · 9 months

For some reason I found me asking myself "is that a fucking knife in his face?" out loud... even though I knew there was a knife in his face.

McBleezy · 9 months

And that's why you should never run with knives.

rabbyt · 9 months

Challenge accepted?

terriblehuman · 9 months

it's not that he's hard to kill, it's just that whoever was trying to kill him had no idea where to put the knife.

D50 · 9 months

HIPAA violations are fun!

vegansquared · 9 months

smells like a HIPPA violation

ottoman_jerk · 9 months

could someone please causally pepper spray this?

DickamusMaxamus · 9 months

That's gonna be the most expensive photo shoot of his entire life.

KP72iSmE · 9 months

HOLY SHIT!!!...that is an accurate tattoo!

RaveRaptor · 9 months

Saint's Row 4: Hard 2 Kill

HowardtheDolphin · 9 months

NAILED IT! Errr....I mean knifed it.

Troother · 9 months

Maybe if someone stated what NSFL means then more people would understand and then later not confuse the two...

I'd do so myself but I'm just pissed I don't know what NSFL means...

sunamumaya · 9 months

Tip probably in the maxillary sinus. Not pterygoid fossa, I hope. They should really post the X-Ray, too, make it more interesting.

Thereminz · 9 months

someone saw his tat and thought CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

SmileyPinecone · 9 months

He needs to keep his nose out of other people's business.

afbc · 9 months

Out of habit, I checked the corner for a Brazzers logo. What the fuck is wrong with me!

Ragarnok · 9 months

The ECG is the wrong way around

Atrain009 · 9 months

Someone has a new facebook profile pic for the next year.

zulu90 · 9 months

'im like steven seagal, im hard to kill'

pipsquillion · 9 months

the real irony is that he is now actually dead. he was killed by suffocating on a wasps clitoris

ImbaD · 9 months

at Team Fortress 2 - this is a Facestab

invioletlight · 9 months

I love how they're not even trying to hide the fact that they're taking pictures of him...just brazenly snapping photos of the guy while he's lying in the ER. In a weird way, I feel that that's a violation of his privacy, he's a patient and needs to be treated and they're snapping pics like he's the elephant man or something.

cykovisuals · 9 months

"Send more paramedics..."

evirdrevo · 9 months

god damn, give me a NSFL tag!

dietotaku · 9 months

can we just label stuff like this "knife in the face (NSFL)"? i don't even have time to read what his tattoo says because i'm too busy clicking the back button to avoid that image being burned into my memory.

happyperson · 9 months

For the love of god can we please get a NSFL tag, this is very different from NSFW

herrlogan · 9 months

Holy shit everybody come take a picture of this guy who tried to snort a knife!

Arrant_Theif · 9 months

professionalism by the nurse/nurses. Wonder how big the crowd got.

psilokan · 9 months

I analyzed that tattoo for far too long before noticing the knife in his face.

stephenchip · 9 months

Challenge accepted.

EpicFishFingers · 9 months

Is he dead though?

Ninja edit: Maybe he got stabbed in a hospital while someone was treating his stab wound to the face? :S

fancy-chips · 9 months

Does anybody else feel like that would be a huge hipaa violation? I suppose it could be his buddy taking the pic.

whirlpool_lurker · 9 months

That'll teach him to DANCE on irc. :D-< :D|-< :D/-<

TeddyTurpentine · 9 months

"Where'd he getcha?"

agod2486 · 9 months

Oh. My. God.

I have that exact same phone. That's so weird.

choooo · 9 months

"guys? guuuuys? ... guys get your cameras out. there some hilarious shit going on in room 63"

9ipsykin9 · 9 months

He fought over the drumstick...and lost.

realbutter · 9 months

"Holy shit... That guy has a knife in his face.. This will get me so much karma!!"

TheJackofAss · 9 months

That is not NSFW that is NSFL, jerk.

Froggyx · 9 months

Challenge accepted.

_I_AM_BATMAN_ · 9 months

Let's not help him, let's take a photo instead to show everyone.

[deleted] · 9 months

I was looking at all his tattoos and kept thinking, "why is he in what appears to be a hospital?" Then I saw the knife. "Oh."

TheOtherTexan · 9 months

For your sake I hope HIPAA never finds out about this...

TheFluxIsThis · 9 months

Like how FUCKING EVERYONE is taking pictures.

gman2345 · 9 months

what the fuck. why is it ok for the nursing staff to take pics with their cell phone?

SergioAStorms · 9 months

Oh fuck no. And it's kind of funny that at least three people are taking pictures of this guy's faceknife

KEBBE · 9 months

"Hurry, He's been stabbed in the face! Lets take pictures haha lol"

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