Nothing says...

marram369 · 9 months

Or me standing there with my erect penis in my hand.

ImSoBlaked · 9 months

Or just having google open with nothing searched

Allurex · 9 months

This is why you have a backup window ready. Open up reddit or some site; when someone comes, switch to the SFW window.

TheCannon · 9 months

And a bead of sweat crawling down your forehead for no apparent reason.

cynthiadangus · 9 months

Today, I am thankful for the 'show desktop' button in the corner of Windows 7.

anderson7 · 9 months

nothing says "i use 'download' to describe every operation on a computer" like using a pc with windows xp and the default wallpaper

Scarjaka · 9 months

I minimize all of my windows every time I talk to someone, lol.

Now no one ever knows...

ballsonmywalls · 9 months

Sometime when I get frustrated while programming I will minimize and stare at my desktop.

JKELL · 9 months

Pro-Tip: I switch to my Amazon or Netflix tab.

DHumefan · 9 months

I always wondered if my mom knew this. I just pretended to be in the middle of closing a window and opening another one.

thelunatic · 9 months

Learn to use Alt+Tab people!

diehard23 · 9 months

to avoid that you can just have it so ur desk top has a pic of your facebook

Conner14 · 9 months

Or the Google home page.

ElChicoTemido · 9 months

saved my marriage

[deleted] · 9 months

I hate it when my brother says that. Its not because I was masturbating its because I just did 3 lines of coke and just spaced out. BUT I CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT!

Yeti60 · 9 months

Amateur...

You always, ALWAYS, have decoy pages and programs up in the background. C'mon Reddit, cover your ass.

The more you know.

hotsavoryaujus · 9 months

It's better than getting caught browsing reddit... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsYCZXCAdmk

jorsiem · 9 months

Quick maximize alternate window! Livejasmin, FUCK

IIoWoII · 9 months

Chrome new tab.

masepoes · 9 months

Shhhhh, dammit!

Henry132 · 9 months

Learn to use ctrl+shift+n, don't close Reddit (or any other page) in the normal window, when in panic alt+f4 and you're now looking at Reddit (or any other page) and none of your dirty browsing data was ever saved so you don't need to worry about people coming to your PC and writing "pomplamoose" into the address bar when suddenly something else is in the suggestions.

ADHthaGreat · 9 months

Sucks for me because there's no computer screen above your bed.

Randaddy666 · 9 months

...and immediate awkward conversation to try to not look so suspicious even though you wouldn't normally respond to them if you were browsing reddit.

dropdatabase · 9 months

good old WIN+D shortcut.

Willy_Tee · 9 months

I do this frequently.

RedRing86 · 9 months

I really wish people wouldn't barge into other people's rooms. What assholes.

[deleted] · 9 months

Ahh, i know the feeling well.

PyroPhan · 9 months

Reminds me of The Matrix when the guy delivers the cell phone to him via FedEx, He walks in and he's sitting there staring at a blank screen. Busted!

Eurotrashie · 9 months

It's called "Bliss" for a reason.

arahman81 · 9 months

Don't worry, my desktop is filled with icons.

reallyhellacool · 9 months

Especially when you just minimize and the orgasm sounds are still blasting out of your speakers.

reallyhellacool · 9 months

Especially when you just minimize and the orgasm sounds are still blasting out of your speakers.

Scooter30 · 9 months

There's people that have zero icons on the desktop?

LifeAdmin · 9 months

every 2 weeks. like clock work, this post shows up.

Dekkres · 9 months

You are wrong, that's all I do behind my computer.

AllfoShow · 9 months

Thats why you need an alibi windows open like reddit or facebook. Just make sure there isn't semen everywhere and your dick isn't out.

Harodan · 9 months

I stare at my desktop for no real reason sometimes.

Then again, I use pretty awesome wallpapers. None of this default windows xp crap.

[deleted] · 9 months

I was watching My Little Pony, but didn't want to be caught watching it but then I was afraid that instead they'd think I was masturbating.

AnTiiCriisiS · 9 months

You've got 99 comments, but I'm not one of them

anybodywannapeanut · 9 months

Might have been shopping for presents.

UnreachablePaul · 9 months

Why hiding it? Look at porn you wont be ashamed of

fuck_lil_wayne · 9 months

Evertime i go downstairs to get some food at night i see that desktop on my dads computer. Sometimes it would be too obvious still, even though i took my time and stamped the entire way down. I really dont like going downstairs anymore. I avoid him the entire night.

Who masterbates for 3 hours straight? I dont think thats humanly possible

gmeister · 9 months

FTFY...

planet_rob · 9 months

Nothing says I'm behind the times like a Windows XP desktop.

Etoile123 · 9 months

Fuck this. Guys are hot without big ass stomachs..!!!!

DangerousDetlef · 9 months

Nothing says "This is not your desktop" like a standard Windows XP desktop with a standard background and no icons except the bin.

PS: Please use a font color that doesn't cause eye cancer next time :)

rhymeswithsymmetry · 9 months

Rookie mistake. I like to keep CNN in an alternate browser for these occasions.

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