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[–]typingfromwork 436 points437 points ago

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I always thought the show was about a bunch of men with permanent PMS.

[–]capt_0bvious 263 points264 points ago

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combination of pms and roid rage.

[–]Indoorsman 235 points236 points ago

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And 3 parts fake as fuck Hollywood scripting.

[–]joanzen 142 points143 points ago

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It's about as honest as WWF wrestling, and just about as classy.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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That's a pretty good description

[–]hasnothingfunnytosay 62 points63 points ago

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that's not very classy at all

[–]Idiotic_Haymaker 23 points24 points ago

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I think that was his point...

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Username

[–]so_this_is_me 62 points63 points ago

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Password

[–]Scrotums 52 points53 points ago

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How the fuck do you two know my username and password.

[–]sidney_crago 56 points57 points ago

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If you spell your username backwards, you get "smut orcs".

Pretty sweet.

[–]Excentinel 11 points12 points ago

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To be fair, it is tattooed on your username.

[–]Bourdain179 14 points15 points ago

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hunter2

[–]ReferentiallySeethru 12 points13 points ago

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I don't know, I'm not saying parts aren't scripted in some way but those two I think actually hate each other right now. They're both suing each other and supposedly haven't spoken in over a year. At least, that's how things were the last time read about it.

[–]DOWNVOTE-BOT 13 points14 points ago

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"I FUCKING HATE YOU DAD" "I HATE YOU TOO SON" "WANT TO BE ON A TV SHOW TOGETHER" "WHAT'S IT PAY" "IDK"

[–]GradeFPoultry 10 points11 points ago

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roid rage

That's not really a thing.

[–]emu420 7 points8 points ago*

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Don't know why all the downvotes, the common kneejerk reaction against steroids is bullshit. Even the DEA, FDA, and NIDA (known for opposing such "harmful" drugs as cannabis) all thought steroids should be legal during the late 80s hearings. I strongly recommend the documentary "Bigger, Stronger, Faster*" if you can watch it. I'm not a steroid user or an athlete in any regard, but I found it fascinating.

Oh, and the obligatory edit:downvotesreally

[–]GradeFPoultry 1 point2 points ago

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I especially like the scene where the father with the dead son completely discredits himself.

[–]HumbertHumbertHumber 29 points30 points ago

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For tattooed guys on motorcycles with handlebar mustaches and leather they sure do moan a lot.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I honestly find it hard to distinguish between bikers and bears (the gay subculture).

[–]grandom 16 points17 points ago

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My sentiments exactly. Whine, whine, whine, moan, moan, moan, bitch, bitch, bitch, gossip, gossip, gossip. The "ladies" at The View behave more like men that these crybabies.

Plus, their bikes look like shit. With roman candles stuck on it.

[–]phanboy 4 points5 points ago

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I still remember the clip from that show where Whoopie asked something like "What's suffrage? Is it black people suffering?"

[–]Keyserchief 17 points18 points ago

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Manstruation.

[–]snazzgasm 226 points227 points ago

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Teared up at the end. Such a beautiful story.

[–]cr3ative 604 points605 points ago

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~~ lik dis if u cry evry tim ~~

[–]5ever-alone 133 points134 points ago

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bbz will u luv me 4evr?

[–]renzor 191 points192 points ago

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i luv u 5evr cuz itz longer dan 4

[–]5ever-alone 181 points182 points ago

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(dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

[–]NeuralNet 73 points74 points ago

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wut i dun gt it

[–]jgfoto 81 points82 points ago

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u wudt git it cuz u 2 naro mind n u dnt wuna heer da trooth

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points ago

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Oh, r/circlejerk's leaking.

[–]NeuralNet 23 points24 points ago

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What? I can't hear you over my jerking.

[–]Abezilla116 7 points8 points ago

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I can't hear you over my jacking.

[–]StrangerInTheRye 1 point2 points ago

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μὴ μου τοὺς κύκλους τάραττε !

[–]tommygunnzzz 45 points46 points ago

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U splt troof rong!

[–]cyclura 39 points40 points ago

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lol wut <it's sher@mie:)>

[–]Ceedog48 8 points9 points ago

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hoo dat <its sh@niqua>

[–]Kurp 2 points3 points ago

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wut

[–]lx_white 2 points3 points ago

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U WUDT GIT IT CUZ U 2 NARO MIND N U DNT WUNA HEER DA TROOTH!

[–]morpheousmarty 3 points4 points ago

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I hate this meme. So much. Are we even mocking the facebook post anymore?

[–]PhanOfAndrew 1 point2 points ago

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I will luv u 5evr. its moar than 4evr

[–]grizz281 13 points14 points ago

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please. please stop this. i beg you.

[–]cr3ative 76 points77 points ago

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A gurl was n da prk wit her bf n she sed "bbz dya like my tits?"

he said "NO...""

da gurl cryed N her tits caught fire n she died.

boi was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she ded.

he wisperd 2 her corpse "ur tits r Stunnahz 2K11 Bbz" and den he blu up and died 2!:'(

[–]FulciFan 9 points10 points ago

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Oh shit man I haven't been on reddit in a while because I'm moving, and this cracked me up.

[–]WtfWhereAreMyClothes 7 points8 points ago

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I lafd. I cryd.

[–]lower_intelligence 1 point2 points ago

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i laugh at this but at the same time my heart is breaking at the thought this could be occuring somewhere on the internet.. but only for reeeelzzzz

[–]orangegluon 11 points12 points ago

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like

[–]pandemic1444 6 points7 points ago

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No, it's short for lick.

[–]orangegluon 1 point2 points ago

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delicious, tastes like cherries

[–]VelvetSunset 12 points13 points ago

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dis

[–]orangegluon 10 points11 points ago

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dat

[–]ChastityPanda 20 points21 points ago

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da uva

[–]ForceFedSauerkraut 4 points5 points ago

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[–]TakisFuegoo 1 point2 points ago*

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Would you happen to have the context for this? I've been lookin for a while

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr "he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~xxx

[–]Awkward_Hugs 1 point2 points ago

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[–]checherbud 57 points58 points ago

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100 hours in MS paint

[–]gojirra 22 points23 points ago

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457 layers.

[–]Kintobor 45 points46 points ago

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I remember when me and my old man used to throw chairs about the room... sigh...

[–]BrotherSeamus 53 points54 points ago

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And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

[–]tepid_optimist 5 points6 points ago

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And the little boy blue and the man on the moon

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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When you comin' home dad?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

My son turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let's play
Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today
I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok"
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

Well, he came home from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
"Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head and said with a smile
"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

I've long since retired, my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time
You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu
But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad
It's been sure nice talking to you"

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

[–]btnheazy03 1 point2 points ago

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But then he died

[–]MillardFillmore 116 points117 points ago

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I miss the Discovery Channel.

[–]LNMagic 33 points34 points ago

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Well, there's still the Science Channel. They won't screw that one up, will they?

[–]ThisOpenFist 29 points30 points ago

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National Geographic is still on the air, too. And Animal Planet has its moments.

[–]MadManMax55 49 points50 points ago

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I hate to say it, but Animal Planet is going the way of History and Discovery, It's just a little behind.

Look on the bright side though, none of them will ever get as bad as TLC.

[–]CaCtUs2003 24 points25 points ago

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Hoarders! Hoarders EVERYWHERE!

[–]Roboham_LIncoln 6 points7 points ago

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I remember when TLC just showed junkyard wars and similar shows a lot... How the hell did it turn into what it is now?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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In my intro to Sociology class, we were watching a fucking Documentary on how Race is a social construct with no biological basis. It was a wonderful documentary that really went into the psychology behind Racism. I wonder what the fuck happened as well.

[–]TheRocketSurgeon 5 points6 points ago

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behind on history? Is that even possible??

[–]grands0nz0rz 4 points5 points ago

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only show that i can watch on Animal Planet is pets/dogs/cats 101. others are just fucking awful.

[–]ThisOpenFist 8 points9 points ago

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What happened to all of the nature shows?

[–]grands0nz0rz 8 points9 points ago

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that's the thing. i haven't seen one in a while. all i see is douchebags in rainforests fondling animals Steve Irvin style.

[–]ThisOpenFist 2 points3 points ago

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Is Jeff Corwin still around?

Edit: Yes.

[–]Southbysouth 5 points6 points ago

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And Nat Geo seems to be Border Wars or Drug Wars or Border and Drug Wars.

[–]JonBradbury 1 point2 points ago

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And the reality show about professional jousters. Don't forget about that pile of excrement.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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BBC Knowledge!

[–]CaCtUs2003 14 points15 points ago

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Hope not. I watch Science Channel all the time. How It's Made is hypnotic.

[–]donkeydiddler 14 points15 points ago

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So. Many. Puns.

[–]Filobel 1 point2 points ago

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I think they removed the puns in the later episodes. They were just painful.

[–]Aneirin 1 point2 points ago

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Those are the best kind!

[–]TheRocketSurgeon 7 points8 points ago

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The original credits spelled out "HOWIMAD" so that's what it's been known as in our house for almost a decade...

Look! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGs7kXE8Pp8

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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My favourite was that episode with ketchup.
1. Grind tomatoes
2. Add secret ingredient
3. ???
4. Profit

[–]donkeydiddler 4 points5 points ago

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Discovery Turbo here in Europe, too. Has all the stuff about cars (yay), planes, tanks 'n' shit.

[–]Bob_Napalm 2 points3 points ago

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We can only hope

[–]morpheousmarty 1 point2 points ago

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That's what we said about The Learning Channel.

[–]JonBradbury 1 point2 points ago

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WTF is The Learning Channel? Don't you mean the pregnancy and weddings channel?

[–]Colostomy 1 point2 points ago

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You mean SyChy?

[–]Impr3ssion 52 points53 points ago

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Occasionally Paul Sr. mentions that, due to drug and alcohol abuse, he wasn't really there when his kids were growing up. Every time I see these two go at it, I wonder how much of it is due to that. (Answer: probably all of it)

[–]YannisNeos 7 points8 points ago

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I thought it was all acting. Why would people discuss there personal problems on tv???

[–]drecksackkanadischen 43 points44 points ago

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For a good amount of $ i'd let people punch my dick on tv.

[–]phanboy 16 points17 points ago

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I believe this was the premise of Jackass.

[–]stone500 12 points13 points ago

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**opens wallet

Soooo how much we talkin here?

[–]jamesgott 3 points4 points ago

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More karma than you can afford, pal.

[–]XS4Me 1 point2 points ago

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I'll chip in! Are we talking bare fist or are brass knuckles allowed?

[–]Splattergoit 7 points8 points ago

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For money and to be famous...?

[–]LonelyNixon 1 point2 points ago

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Grew up in orange county. This show turned a small garage company out in the boonies into a chain of enormous bike shops with an outlet store selling merchandise. People keep going "If they really fight why would they X" and while I do think a lot of it is phoned in for ratings I do think that the issue is that their spark in fame has corrupted them a bit.

[–]buffoonery4U 81 points82 points ago

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I hate this fucking show. It reminds me of a place I used to work. No fun....no fun at all.

[–]nikkisixx2 69 points70 points ago

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I'll admit I thought this show was amazing when it first started... then it got the the point where 3/4 of the show was just them screaming at each other. But now since Jr. and Sr. are broke up it focuses more on the bikes which I like. Their is still drama, but it is tolerable.

[–]jordanlund 17 points18 points ago

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The early shows where they had the fake 1 week time limit and manufactured drama were much sillier IMHO. You can only have "OMG! They sent us the wrong part! Now we have 2 days to get the right one or we can't finish the bike! ZOMG!" so many times.

[–]5dollabillsyall 19 points20 points ago

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That shit happens everyday in every industry.

[–]ok_you_win 3 points4 points ago

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Without tears and gnashing of teeth.

[–]vinfx 47 points48 points ago

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You really think the break up is real? I think it's all scripted. All those "reality" shows are scripted.

The show was way more interesting when it was about the bikes and the differences in opinion over the tech. Now it's just a soap opera for men.

[–]preske 57 points58 points ago

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I doubt the lawsuits they have filed against eachother are scripted.

[–]vinfx 3 points4 points ago

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Are they really on the books? Anyone actually verify this? Anyone could file a lawsuit and get it entered to make the show seem legit but cancel it later on after the "makeup".

[–]ReferentiallySeethru 6 points7 points ago

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[–]preske 5 points6 points ago

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I don't know about that. That thought didn't occur to me.

[–]BigLlamasHouse 16 points17 points ago

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That's because you realize Sr. is the type of person who would put himself in a position to be sued by his own son. It really is apparent to me that he's not just playing the villain. He's a selfish prick who never takes the high ground.

[–]preske 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, the whole "I wanna buy your shares" "Ok, how much" "0 bucks, that's all they are worth." deal was just painfully hilarious.

[–]Indoorsman 3 points4 points ago

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Or even take it to court and pay it out, then pay it back.

[–]GoetheDaChoppa 5 points6 points ago

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In your world there are people fake enough to be able to script family-rifting drama for money when they already own a highly successful business of not cheap custom motorcycles.

In my world there are people with genuinely undesirable flaws and an unwillingness to break from principle, even when family, courts and cameras are involved.

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[–]ok_you_win 1 point2 points ago

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I stopped watching when he took some blonde on a 'date' and they had this hideous kiss on the ferris wheel.

It more awkward than backing over your neighbors dog.

Was that who he married?

[–]RaegTiem 5 points6 points ago

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I like you. You remind me of me.

[–]VelvetSunset 1 point2 points ago

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I think he means that they just broke up into separate shows.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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There

[–]5dollabillsyall 2 points3 points ago

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The first season was actually about building choppers. Then I guess they figured they could make more advertising dollars from women, so they turned it into a soap opera.

[–]Fandango1978 1 point2 points ago

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I just hope the 2 night special with Jessie James is good. Three assholes on Discovery.

[–]take_this_username 8 points9 points ago

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The Blue Oyster bar?

[–]Indoorsman 4 points5 points ago

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I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning to quit, ohhhwooooooowooooohhhhhoowooohhh.

[–]usedtowork 1 point2 points ago

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YES

just watched that not an hour ago

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I broke my leg and got a little delusional on the pain meds. I seriously thought this show was the best thing to happen to mankind before the drugs wore off, than I couldn't stand it.

[–]econleech 2 points3 points ago

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It pisses me off that I am paying for this shit show on cable because everything is fucking bundled.

I would gladly pay a premium to never know this crap existed.

[–]YosserHughes 10 points11 points ago

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Just imagine how they'd be if they thought they were being filmed and put on TV.

[–]PBandCheezWhiz 10 points11 points ago

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This show is just Jersey Shore, or Real Housewives of New York but for dudes.

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[–]scottmforreals 24 points25 points ago

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Wait until you see the new show about aliens running a pawn shop. Pure entertainment.

[–]simbul 7 points8 points ago

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Aliens running a haunted pawn shop, but the focus is on how the aliens feel about every purchase. Also Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is featured in every episode.

[–]ok_you_win 2 points3 points ago

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Only its not really a pawn shop. They are actually selling the hoarded junk of....

[–]Beefcake2008 3 points4 points ago

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ICE ROAD TRUCKERS! dun, dun, dun!

[–]ok_you_win 2 points3 points ago

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Haha! Perfect!

[–]GnarlyToaster 1 point2 points ago

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Other ghosts of aliens

[–]omnomsx3 1 point2 points ago

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The pawn shop is also in Alaska.

[–]Reginault 1 point2 points ago

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But the pawn shop is actually an auction house, and the aliens are involved in organized crime!

[–]scottmforreals 1 point2 points ago

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Hitler stops by a few times.

[–]morpheousmarty 2 points3 points ago

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Hitler's ghost

FTFY

[–]Pfantom 2 points3 points ago

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Haven't seen aliens that much there. However I don't really understand what are some unsafe lumberjacks and some truck drivers doing there.

[–]Nitro187 5 points6 points ago

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Does anyone have the original video link?

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[–]buttercremetoertchen 14 points15 points ago

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There was a (pretty lame) show in Germany which made a parody of some scenes. Although the show wasn't that good, the parody was pretty funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zChsHuiPeyk (in German obviously)

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Great, now I have to learn German. Brb. See you in a couple years.

[–]Digipete 1 point2 points ago

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Whats to learn? Just remember to chuckle whenever you hear the word "scheisse".

[–]Carstin 22 points23 points ago

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The level of immaturity on this show is mind blowing.

Sry for bad ingrish

[–]Affar 8 points9 points ago

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no broblem

[–]jamesisworst 5 points6 points ago

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You better bee

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Comb down. He is doing his best.

[–]QJosephP 3 points4 points ago

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I hive a feeling you're right.

[–]CaptainCrunch 2 points3 points ago

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This show reminds me of my father and I whenever we discuss politics :)

... we don't discuss politics that often anymore.

[–]simbul 9 points10 points ago

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This type of show is killing the discovery channel. I would rather they hire more mythbuster teams, more frequent curiosity episodes, and show these drama-based shows while I'm at work.

[–]donkeydiddler 39 points40 points ago

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I'm actually burning out on Mythbusters. I miss the days of multiple smaller myths per episode. Now it's just two huge things that take up the entire show and are drawn out far too long to maintain interest, especially when 75% of them end in the inevitable explosion. I'm also really tired of the Tory, Grant and Kari team. They're not bad people or anything and but with them, there's too much overdone, fake OMG BRO HIGH FIVE AWESOME bullshit and it devolves into an explosion-fest even more quickly than Adam and Jamie. They need a serious rethink on that show if it's to keep going, imo.

[–]CaCtUs2003 8 points9 points ago

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Sort of agree. I won't say they need less of the build team, but they could use more myths per show. It was really good around 2005-2006, where they had the right amount of both teams and myths and the production quality was much higher.

[–]donkeydiddler 8 points9 points ago

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I wouldn't mind the build team if they'd just ditch the OH MY GAWD DID YOU SEE HOW BIG THAT EXPLOSION WAS OMG BIGGEST EXPLOSION EVAR shit. It starts to get on my nerves so fast :(

[–]col0rado 1 point2 points ago

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I just wish Tory and Grant would dial down the "enthusiasm", I can't help but think they're just hamming it up for the cameras.

[–]kenatogo 8 points9 points ago

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I wish kari would dial down the clothing.

[–]CaCtUs2003 4 points5 points ago*

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I agree. Only shows I watch on Discovery these days are Penn & Teller Tell A Lie (pretty decent show), Dirty Jobs, and Mythbusters.

Edit: Oh, and Curiosity.

[–]Koontay 5 points6 points ago

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Dirty Jobs is one of my favorite shows because it's not entirely scripted. Mike Rowe is actually a pretty funny guy.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I miss TLC channel from the late 1990's

[–]skyride 1 point2 points ago

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You should check out the UK version of Mythbusters. It's edited differently and actually is a lot better.

[–]doubleknot 10 points11 points ago

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I'm in the minority on this thread, but I like this show. I think Senior's an ass and Junior deserves all the success he can get. I'm looking forward to the build off with Jesse James in December.

[–]tehbizz 10 points11 points ago

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Both of them are huge assholes. One is just an older asshole with a mustache.

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Oh wow, that looks so fake.

[–]Poncyhair 2 points3 points ago

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I like to think this is what deaf people fill in the blanks with

[–]whatever_idc 3 points4 points ago

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You raised him well, Paul. You raised him well.

[–]sourdoughandwry 1 point2 points ago

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[–]vwgeist 1 point2 points ago

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Made me laugh, thanks.

[–]mackpayson 1 point2 points ago

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One of many reasons to kill your television.

[–]drkreaper 1 point2 points ago

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Why does anyone care if this was staged or not? Everyone knows that everything prerecorded gets cut and patched together to spice things up a bit while still maintaining a slight relation to "reality". Watch the show to see the bikes being built, thats it.

Gears bike was beast, that is all.

[–]hypertown 1 point2 points ago

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Wtf could they possibly argue about every episode that they haven't previously argued about before?

[–]ImWyatt 1 point2 points ago

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I think its funny, I know father/son relationships can get bad but that just means they stop hanging around each other, its like these two just like being angry at each other.

[–]InappropriatePenguin 1 point2 points ago

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Oh lord, I hated this show. When I lived with my cousins, they would watch this show almost obsessively. It was always fucking on.

[–]wtfwouldmazdo 1 point2 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ I LOVE YOU TOO DAD

[–]sxysteve 1 point2 points ago

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This is less scripted than the actual show.

[–]Tester12311 3 points4 points ago

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anybody have link to the original?

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 4 points5 points ago

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I don't think a lot of you have watched the show in quite a while. It's really mellowed out and they focus more on the bikes, which are still pretty badass. The commercials for the episodes concentrate on the drama aspects which (thankfully) only take up like 15 min of air time. I don't know them personally so who cares if they're dicks, Jr. seems pretty level headed on the show though.

[–]reasondoubt 0 points1 point ago

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Is this anything like anyone else's thanksgiving?

[–]GuyWithFace 0 points1 point ago

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This show is is still on the air? Hell, I remember watching it weekly with my parents back when I was like... 14. IT'S BEEN EIGHT YEARS. Where the fuck did my life go?

[–]rjpiston 0 points1 point ago

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My fathers got a bike shop and i worked there for a few years ... this brings back some memories

[–]G-wiz76 0 points1 point ago

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Check out my new aftershave Dad! (cue pepper spray)

[–]L3vi47h4n 0 points1 point ago

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I stopped watching shortly after this episode.

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

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Ah memories.

[–]W_ChurchillsSkeleton 0 points1 point ago

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In the morning, I will be sober, but you sir, will still be one angry mofo

[–]steakmane 0 points1 point ago

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I can't comprehend the fact that there are still making new episodes for this how.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Are redditors incapable of hollowing out text boxes in ms paint or something?

[–]hellsporkchops 0 points1 point ago

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I like how they point at things.

[–]BFrenklin 0 points1 point ago

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It's Never What It Looks Like

[–]nargrist 0 points1 point ago

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as a german redditor i was instantly remembering (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K82RGctdlmI&feature=related)

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I liked when they made the horse bike that looks just like a horse.

[–]Skittles_Kat 0 points1 point ago

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Just as bad as WWE, except they have clothes on. And bikes. And PMS apparently.

[–]tomzo 0 points1 point ago

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This made me laugh uncontrollably.

[–]Shub_Niggurath 0 points1 point ago

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No dad, WHAT ABOUT YOU!!!

[–]kittycatattack 0 points1 point ago

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this is sort of what my italian family is like

[–]Herborist 0 points1 point ago

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They rarely actually fight one another (physically) for how angry they seem to get. The 'dad' just does a lot of angry pointing.

[–]Madrical 0 points1 point ago

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This is my favourite submission on Reddit, ever. Paul Sr's face in every panel in the context of their conversation makes me laugh every single time.

[–]sir_fappington 0 points1 point ago

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I hear they all have issues with alcohol to some degree

[–]eightofspades 0 points1 point ago

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Reason #1 of many why I fucking hate this show.

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Anybody notice this show was complete shit by 2003?

[–]ucecatcher 0 points1 point ago

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Even with the captions, all I can hear is chimpanzee noises.