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[–]tempest63 17 points18 points ago

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[–]layzer253 4 points5 points ago

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Well...looks like I found my new favorite website

[–]baker781 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha that is amazing

[–]Zeppelanoid 9 points10 points ago

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[–]misterraider 8 points9 points ago

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This is from Source Code, right?

[–]DuctileDonkey 1 point2 points ago

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It is, yes.

[–]misterraider -1 points0 points ago

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Oh I'm good.

[–]Scipion -3 points-2 points ago

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Too bad the ending of the movie wasn't.

[–]cindreiaishere 0 points1 point ago

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No! Don't be mean at Jake Gyllenhall.

[–]misterraider 0 points1 point ago

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I really enjoyed it actually. At first, I thought the twist ending made absolutely no sense, and could have been done without. If the world was only a computer simulation, then why would it continue to exist after it was shut off? Then I realised, they kept hinting at quantum physics all the way through the film, and how there really are no rules regarding it, and they weren't absolutely sure whether it was a simulation, or if it was an alternate world (and if it was the latter, they didn't know where it's limits were). We know ourselves that nobody really understands quantum physics, so as a writer you can really do what you like with them, and I think the happy ending worked.

[–]Stupidconspiracies 3 points4 points ago

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That looks like a mild stroke

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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"No dear, that dress doesn't make you look fat. It's all the cake you eat that makes you look fat"

[–]DoctorPotatoe 5 points6 points ago

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[–]YannisNeos 0 points1 point ago

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where is this from and what are they looking at????

[–]Lawlcat 0 points1 point ago

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It's some survivor-type show (May actually be Survivor itself) and they brought the contestants families on

[–]cripplehank 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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Dear women: Asking that question is illogical. It is meaningless stupid speak. You shame all of humanity for asking it.

[–]baker781 0 points1 point ago

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And make us look like douchebags

[–]salgom 0 points1 point ago

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you have a bad pokerface my friend.

[–]ElChicoTemido 0 points1 point ago

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that is a face of a man who fears an ass kicking.... i like it

[–]Nomadtheodd 0 points1 point ago

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Give the honest answer: "No. But if you did, I would still say no. So you should probably not worry about my answer, and decide for yourself. I'm not really gonna be much help here. I like the way you look, I wouldn't risk that because you want an opinion about a pair of pants, even if there was a problem with them." If pressed, stick with it.

"No really. Do I?"

"No."

It's a good answer, and you probably won't be asked again.

[–]karl-marks 0 points1 point ago

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The only correct answer is smacking her on the ass, making lascivious comments about said ass's juiciness and aggressively thrusting against her ass while rubbing her thighs. Either this will get you laid or she will eventually stop asking the question because it activates instance horn dog status. Done.

[–]JJrodny 0 points1 point ago

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i audibly laughed. thank you.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Whenever I see that guy I always think of broke back mountain. Haha