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Tell them about that one time I fought the dragon! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]darksmiles22 15 points16 points ago

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According to QI there actually was a Gospel of the Infant Jesus in which toddler Jesus stood up to some dragons and the dragons loved him so they stopped xD

[–]kiwibikini 1 point2 points ago

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Pseudo-Matthew chapter 18

[–]bdof 1 point2 points ago

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Not just "the dragon," but many dragons

[–]NotReallyFromTheUK 1 point2 points ago

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I came here to say this.

He also withered a kid because he bumped into him.

Jesus was all like "fuck you kid, WITHER BEAM!"

I read it in the religion section of this book

[–]saffer001 0 points1 point ago

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But there is one they fear...in their tounge he is Jesus Christ..Dragonborn!

[–]darksmiles22 0 points1 point ago

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Away with your madness, Lews Therin.

[–]emumansive 23 points24 points ago

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TIL even Jesus plays Skyrim.

[–]Sageocity 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus Christ: First of the Dragonborn

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Actually...

Isaiah 27:1 ESV:

"In that day the Lord with his hard and great and strong sword will punish Leviathan the fleeing serpent, Leviathan the twisting serpent, and he will slay the dragon that is in the sea."

[–]ApatheticDeveloper 0 points1 point ago

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Touche.

[–]Duefaku 0 points1 point ago

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DOVAHKIIN, DOVAHKIIN, JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS!

[–]mrbrinks 0 points1 point ago

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At least I can see the Dovahkiin.

[–]hillman8878 0 points1 point ago

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Today on reddit: Velociraptor vs Dragon vs Batman.

[–]I_read_a_lot 0 points1 point ago

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Can somebody tell me the author of these images ? This style and theme is frequently on /r/atheism, but I still don't know who is the author.

[–]Jepumy 1 point2 points ago

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The images are made by Larry Van Pelt. He, however, doesn't make the captions and is a Christian.

[–]rugby23 0 points1 point ago

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what are these pictures called? they're hilarious

[–]PrinceCola 0 points1 point ago

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The "lol" made made my day.

[–]firejuggler25 0 points1 point ago

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it happened And, lo, suddenly there came forth from the cave many dragons; and when the children saw them, they cried out in great terror. Then Jesus went down from the bosom of His mother, and stood on His feet before the dragons; and they adored Jesus, and thereafter retired. -- The Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew, Chapter 18

[–]7nights 0 points1 point ago

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I thought he did fight dragons...

[–]swimteampie 0 points1 point ago

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Is Jesus Paul Rudd?

[–]simpletonlol 0 points1 point ago

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where are these from? are they captionless and the captions have been added? or are they made for the captions? ive seen a few and been wondering...

[–]ingsocw1nst0n[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Belongs in r/skyrim.

[–]Losthunterz 0 points1 point ago

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RRrrrrrepost.

[–]zooba86 -1 points0 points ago

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love the way these are so well made!

[–]Aulio -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like Jesus plays Skyrim... Who would have guessed.

[–]Sunblade -1 points0 points ago

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Jesus played Skyrim.

[–]Baexican -1 points0 points ago

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Holy fuck stop posting this

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[–]Sillymemeuser -5 points-4 points ago

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*Dovakiin

[–]Mordecai86 4 points5 points ago

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*Dovahkiin

[–]Sillymemeuser 0 points1 point ago

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Bah! I am shamed! I must now commit seppuku to regain my honor.

Fus Ro Dah!

[–]harabec01 4 points5 points ago

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Hey! You just blew all the cheese wheels off my table.

[–]NateAndStuff 0 points1 point ago

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thanks

[–]MTLKareem -3 points-2 points ago

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This picture pops up here every fuckin' week...

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