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[–]Stucifer2 11 points12 points ago

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LMAO.... That is what I was expecting too. The internets have us conditioned to expect the worst it seems.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 0 points1 point ago

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Godzilla is far more destructive that tranny dick.

[–]taneq 5 points6 points ago

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The word I would use upon finding out that epic bewbs don't come attached to tranny dick... is not "damnit".

[–]krazykarter 5 points6 points ago

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You are not alone. I'm sad to say that's what I spent the most time looking for :(

[–]soothsayer87 56 points57 points ago

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Had to click the comments to find out that godzilla was in the picture

[–]gbunn3 18 points19 points ago

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Holy Fuck Godzilla is in the picture! seriously didnt see the giant monster over the epic boobs...

[–]ichabodguitar 0 points1 point ago

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Giant fake tits != epic boobs.

[–]heruskael 2 points3 points ago

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Wait, what, WOAH.

[–]redem 1 point2 points ago

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Me too. Damn... there are worse ways to die though, than from giant monsters you don't notice due to epic boobs.

[–]civildisobedient 0 points1 point ago

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Totally thought you were kidding. I'd hang my head in shame, but that would involve breaking my stare.

[–]toejam119 6 points7 points ago

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boobs are shooped like a motherfucker

[–]pwnies 16 points17 points ago

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It took myself and two of my female friends a solid 4 minutes before any of us noticed Godzilla. This should be a meme - hidden object in the presence of glorious boobs.

[–]webchimp32 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't that by definition anything else in the picture?

[–]flargenhargen 3 points4 points ago

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ive seen that pic many times on reddit, and it took me quite a while to remember that fact for some reason.

we really do get stupid when we see big boobs.

[–]terry_cook1 3 points4 points ago

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She is awesome. It hath been photoshopped though..Her arm bends next to the right one where it has been "blow up". We can but dream

[–]Frankenstooge[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Not so sure about that. Arms have a natural curve at the brachioradialis of the forearm.

[–]terry_cook1 0 points1 point ago

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Hilarious

[–]TdotBlaze 2 points3 points ago

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I've looked at this picture about 4 different times today & JUST now noticed Godzilla. I was trying to find the damned black guy.

[–]inkcartridgefuneral 2 points3 points ago

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I'd like to ravage HER Tokyo, if you catch my drift.

[–]kk123433 0 points1 point ago

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ha. Tokyo Drift.

[–]thekind253 1 point2 points ago

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At first I was like repost, then I was like who cares. I'll still look at this pic on it's 400th repost

[–]Docforlegalization 2 points3 points ago

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The building is hiding Godzilla's massive green boner.

[–]Stucifer2 3 points4 points ago

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Took me a few minutes to notice Godzilla. I was too busy examining the two monsters under that girls dress.

[–]CartmanVT 0 points1 point ago

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That see-through dress...

[–]Ikasatu -1 points0 points ago

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The shitty thing is that this girl probably thinks she's "getting really fat".

[–]RAANT 1 point2 points ago

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Can't upvote Godzilla enough ... kick fuckin' ass!

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[–]Woobassguitar 6 points7 points ago

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Still! We should upvote it like it's Godzilla!

[–]DrLombriz 3 points4 points ago

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Though it isn't!

[–]McSniggits 1 point2 points ago

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Repost

[–]Gaditsa 0 points1 point ago

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it took me 10 minutes to spot the bike

[–]hurrikane_arx 0 points1 point ago

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DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!!!

[–]soundknowledge 0 points1 point ago

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Looked for dick.

Fail.

Look up.

Shit Bricks.

[–]gcline33 0 points1 point ago

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i've seen this so many times i see Godzilla first

[–]rsanth 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Ali Larter?

[–]Totoroski 1 point2 points ago

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I thought the same thing man. Then I googled Ali Larter boobjob, and Google didn't find it. I suppose it can't be real then :(

[–]StuM91 -1 points0 points ago

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Never made it to AAAAAAAAAGGH!

[–]AngelLock -1 points0 points ago

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This is the second time I've seen this and it still took me a while to notice Godzilla ~_~

[–]DefinitelyHittinOnYa -1 points0 points ago

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What Godzilla? Oh!

[–]mccbala -1 points0 points ago

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Well. You can't blame the innocent people who stare at that pair of double Ds. In the picture, that pair covers more area than the Godzilla!

[–]farmer-mcshootypants -1 points0 points ago

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it always take 20 secs for me to notice godzilla whenever i look at this pic

[–]webchimp32 -2 points-1 points ago

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That one took a while.