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Nooooooooooooope nope nope nope (chzgifs.files.wordpress.com)

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[–]rozling 411 points412 points ago

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I can only presume it ended up inside the helmet.

[–]Metalshields 48 points49 points ago

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....we do not know how the Stig came to be

[–]sensitivePornGuy 27 points28 points ago

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Some say he can only identify two types of spider - and both of them are wrong.

[–]CharlesAnonymousVII 89 points90 points ago

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MY FAAACE! THE HELMET DOES NOTHING!

[–]windman 12 points13 points ago

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Relevant

[–]pinatas_deserve_it 26 points27 points ago

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Relevant

[–]TimeForSnacks 5 points6 points ago

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You suck, McBain!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Helmets can't help him where he's going

[–]danomano65 190 points191 points ago

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Later during dinner an alien burst from his chest and raped everyone.

[–]mugwump10 143 points144 points ago

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Hello, my baby, hello, my honey, hello, my ragtime gal.

[–]FreeDirt 37 points38 points ago

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Can someone please tell me what this is? Because I shit myself just thinking about clicking on it.

[–]JackOneill 59 points60 points ago

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Spaceballs.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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This comment made me laugh so hard I think I choked on my uvula and now I have a sore throat...

It's not even that funny. Just.... I dunno.

[–]EpicFishFingers 8 points9 points ago

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Your username is fitting :)

[–]DeemSleep 2 points3 points ago

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i need to know what was so scary about that link title that you were afraid to click on it

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      [–]lostmatt 13 points14 points ago

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      It's ok folks. He had a knife.

      [–]chrispdx 10 points11 points ago

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      This are... pets. Not quite... domesticated.

      [–]iModar 13 points14 points ago

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      It killed several of my men, including my beloved wife.

      [–]chrispdx 10 points11 points ago

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      THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      [–]bananapeel 6 points7 points ago

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      KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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        [–]Ryan0617 8 points9 points ago

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        Can't believe people believe this fake video /facepalm

        [–]AdamBombTV 19 points20 points ago

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        Who the fuck cares, it's funny.

        [–]Julia_Child 11 points12 points ago

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        Seriously, spiders that heavy can't just walk on walls. Physics, people!

        Now excuse me while I shudder with fear again.

        [–]whollyme 34 points35 points ago

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        Sorry, but nope.

        For the scared, that link has images and video of large spiders climbing glass!

        [–]Kingkuro 1 point2 points ago

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        I found it reassuring that the huge tarantula pictured in that article was named "Fluffy".

        [–]the_orn 25 points26 points ago

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        please be true. please.

        [–]Soaplicker 7 points8 points ago

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        I upvoted you, then downvoted you so I could upvote you again.

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          [–]BorschtFace 9 points10 points ago

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          Umm I think you may be forgetting a little someone called SPIDER MAN.

          [–]metalmartyr 13 points14 points ago

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          Are you sure?

          Really sure?

          This one isn't on a wall, but holy shit.

          [–]ficklehearts 25 points26 points ago

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          god DAMN it, why did i click on all those?

          [–]Saxifrage_Russell 10 points11 points ago

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          Oh god.

          Oh god oh god oh god.

          [–]munchybot 2 points3 points ago

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          Is that last one even a spider? It looks like a crab to me.

          [–]samoroasty 5 points6 points ago

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          It's actually much smaller than the other ones, but it's definitely the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. Interesting fact: in Costa Rica, these horrible things like to fight with scorpions.

          [–]doh_ramey 2 points3 points ago

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          i think it's a pokemon

          [–]bubblegumflavorlover 1 point2 points ago

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          Alright, that last one's a crab, therefore, not as scary. (I'm from Alaska, I eat the fuckers)

          [–]CannibalisticVegan 1 point2 points ago

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          Tagged you as "NOPE!" in RAE. You earned it.

          [–]tothemacks 1 point2 points ago

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          Oh, Jesus. Oh fuck. That first one. OH GOD THAAAAT FIRST ONE.

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            [–]Rugged_Turtle 2 points3 points ago

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            Difference between power and weight.

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                  [–]methinks2015 80 points81 points ago

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                  Original Video a.k.a. gif with sounds.

                  (Actually that video is very recent and has suspiciously few hits. Might not be the original. If you find an older copy of this video, let me know and I'll fix the link.)

                  [–]grahvity 16 points17 points ago

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                  Views are not real-time and can take a day to update.

                  [–]none2k 1 point2 points ago

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                  Here's an older one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KxVUauaI-E

                  [–]tripmaster 7 points8 points ago

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                  Yet another reminder to the women of the world: Screaming/shrieking does absolutely nothing to help in a harrowing situation; rather, you're making it much, much worse for those actually dealing with said harrowing situation.

                  [–]Dudedood 1 point2 points ago

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                  In that situation, I think it was the guy doing the girly scream. I know I would.

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                    [–]Karrl1z4j2 3 points4 points ago

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                    Soon to be more views, I have just inflicted this horror on to my facebook friends.

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                      [–]LewisKiniski 317 points318 points ago

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                      I'm always confused by the "put it in a bowl" gameplan. Say you corral the spider in the bowl against the wall. What's your endgame here? Sliding something between the bowl and the wall is bullshit - that fucker is going to get out when you try that shit and he's gonna be pissed. I think at that point, you just duct tape the bowl to the wall and burn the house down.

                      [–]Frankeh 225 points226 points ago

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                      I had this problem. Caught it in a tin, no card/paper within hands reach. I stood there with my hand against the tin until my mum came home (40 minutes odd). Then I got some card, trapped it in, took it to the window, let out a war cry (with war tears included) and chucked the fucking lot out the window while running in the opposite direction.

                      It was a seriously big spider, though.

                      [–]ceejiesqueejie 83 points84 points ago

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                      I love the war tears bit.

                      [–]Yotsubato 7 points8 points ago

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                      Tears for the fallen brothers lost in the war against 8 legged monsters.

                      [–]waffleburner 14 points15 points ago

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                      I liked the tin can.

                      [–]CynicalOctopus78 16 points17 points ago

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                      He had me at "problem".

                      [–]DoctorElectron 12 points13 points ago

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                      it'll come back. they always come back.

                      [–]bananapeel 20 points21 points ago

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                      Mostly at night. Mostly.

                      [–]MewsClues 3 points4 points ago

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                      We're in some real pretty shit now, man! It's game over man, GAME OVER!

                      [–]magpac 1 point2 points ago

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                      With reinforcements!

                      [–]thealmightyscumbag 1 point2 points ago

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                      The what?..comes out at night?...

                      [–]Athene_Wins 4 points5 points ago

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                      I enjoyed the mom part

                      [–]TheNr24 24 points25 points ago

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                      I enjoyed your mom's part.

                      [–]yeah_me 1 point2 points ago

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                      lol war tears.

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                        [–]AFineWayToDie 37 points38 points ago

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                        I think Doctor Octopus once beat Spider-Man by dropping a giant glass tumbler on him, sliding a giant National Geographic under the tumble, and throwing him out the window.

                        [–]the_cdl 11 points12 points ago

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                        I like the way you think.

                        [–]zgh5002 9 points10 points ago

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                        If if was in the situation, large knife through the hellbeast. I can patch drywall much easier than the fiber of my being.

                        [–]cole1114 16 points17 points ago

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                        Best option: get a big old tupperware bole, punch a VERY small hole in it, and spray some bug killer in there.

                        [–]Bacon_Hero 27 points28 points ago

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                        Then light a match...

                        [–]sensitivePornGuy 5 points6 points ago

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                        Tupperware do tree stumps‽

                        [–]jk_baller23 8 points9 points ago

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                        After you duct tape the bowl, you cut out the wall.

                        [–]lurker_becomes_lurkd 8 points9 points ago

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                        Slide a piece of cardboard. He won't escape.

                        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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                        I do this all the time and am a pro at it. Nothing has escaped my bowl-slide maneuver.

                        [–]racer06 2 points3 points ago

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                        I'm with you on this one.

                        [–]Checkers10160 1 point2 points ago

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                        You could possibly put a small hole in the bowl (Assuming it's plastic or something) and then use an aerosol can with a straw (Like the ones with WD40) and pipe in something to kill it, either poison or just aerosol and suffocate it.

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                          [–]maddogg2216 139 points140 points ago

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                          THIS IS AUSTRALIA!!!!!

                          [–]Stratten 309 points310 points ago

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                          Can't be Australia, the .gif isn't upside down.

                          [–]FilipinoSpartan 26 points27 points ago

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                          They flipped it. Distract and destroy, you know?

                          [–]xoe6eixi 44 points45 points ago

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                          They didn't flip it, but your brain automatically flips things right side up. It's how our eyes work.

                          [–]Tlah 23 points24 points ago

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                          Aussies are the only ones with the unflipped eyes.

                          [–]drockers 8 points9 points ago

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                          no our eyes flip stuff upside down and our brains flip it right side up, so in australia our brains are flipping things upside down.

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                            [–]Troll_Stomper 181 points182 points ago

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                            Slingshot that sucker, 9 more for the adult's wallet.

                            [–]Jazzertron 2 points3 points ago

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                            ...What?

                            [–]WhereAreMyMinds 9 points10 points ago

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                            I feel bad for your childhood. Gold Skulltulas, dude, gold skulltulas

                            [–]Jazzertron 2 points3 points ago

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                            Ohhhhhhhhhh. Wasn't making the connections.

                            [–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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                            Why helmet but not long sleeves or gloves?

                            [–]DoctorElectron 9 points10 points ago

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                            Real men wear helmets.

                            [–]wyedg 27 points28 points ago

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                            Noooooope nope nope nope

                            [–]pixiecaptain 84 points85 points ago

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                            I jumped out my chair at that, I don't know why I do this to myself

                            [–]danomano65 29 points30 points ago

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                            I clapped my hands together too hard and bust a blood vessel.

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                            [deleted]

                            [–]iMakeChickenNoises 13 points14 points ago

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                            not keeping your spaghetti in a thermos and wrapping it in your power rangers cape made by your mom

                            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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                            i think you forgot this

                            [–]largelion 5 points6 points ago

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                            SPAGHETT!

                            [–]SocratesJones 4 points5 points ago

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                            My children wept themselves to nonexistence.

                            [–]girlunknown 1 point2 points ago

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                            I just freaked out and gave myself a stiff neck.

                            [–]Stregano 1 point2 points ago

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                            Like the Brenden Fraser fail clap?

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                              [–]agravain 1 point2 points ago

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                              this?

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                                [–]Alioshya 22 points23 points ago

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                                I realized it was a fake spider when I counted 9 legs.

                                Was actually happy to find out that it was fake. Because I don't want to live on a planet anymore where things like that can enter my house and jump-attack on me...

                                [–]SUPERsharpcheddar 4 points5 points ago

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                                well, sorry to say you miscounted because including the pedipalps (used to sense/manipulate their prey) they have what would appear as 10 legs.

                                [–]coojw 3 points4 points ago

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                                keep telling yourself this if it helps you sleep :)

                                [–]Manocean 13 points14 points ago

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                                Things like this make me look at every corner of my room

                                [–]random314 13 points14 points ago

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                                especially under your desk.

                                [–]passiveobserver 6 points7 points ago

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                                already checked. <attempts to resist temptation to look again> ... nope.

                                [–]Snoopy7393 14 points15 points ago

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                                Are you sure you're holding your mouse?

                                [–]Morpheus_ 1 point2 points ago

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                                You think that's a mouse you're holding now?

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                                  [–]Nemic77 6 points7 points ago

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                                  Now my feet feel funny...

                                  [–]ShamanSTK 1 point2 points ago

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                                  Or in your soda.

                                  [–]Daxx22 2 points3 points ago

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                                  Have you tried looking up?

                                  [–]Pit_of_Death 2 points3 points ago

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                                  your new buddy

                                  [–]Manocean 11 points12 points ago

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                                  WOW FUCK THAT HOLY FUCK IM TRYING TO EAT A SANDWICH

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                                    [–]SpiralElla 1 point2 points ago

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                                    we tend to find all our huge creepy spiders on the freaking ceiling of the current house we're living in. Believe me, we're looking for a new place. shudders My son usually wears a cap at all times anymore.

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                                      [–]ZeGermanVon 31 points32 points ago

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                                      literally flinch every time I watch this

                                      [–]stubbs4days 7 points8 points ago

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                                      Same.

                                      [–]Green042 5 points6 points ago

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                                      I screamed like a little girl.

                                      [–]hockeyfightscancer 10 points11 points ago

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                                      I screamed like I shit my pants.

                                      [–]P2000Camaro 6 points7 points ago

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                                      I shit my pants like I shit my pants

                                      [–]MonsterIt 45 points46 points ago

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                                      Shoulda used VATS. Always use VATS.

                                      [–]ninety6days 5 points6 points ago

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                                      Yeah, and then what? Send him into a frenzy? no fucking thanks. Fat man time.

                                      [–]eifersucht12a 1 point2 points ago

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                                      Cut your losses, hopefully you've got a hold of the MIRV.

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                                        [–]sdrakulich 9 points10 points ago

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                                        I would die. Instantly.

                                        [–]no9 4 points5 points ago

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                                        Spider: Flawless victory.

                                        [–]Traveshamockery27 6 points7 points ago

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                                        I'm using this next time somebody asks me why I have an AR-15.

                                        [–]Stregano 3 points4 points ago

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                                        "AH! I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!"

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                                          [–]Patticus1337 6 points7 points ago

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                                          someone clearly went through here and downvoted everyone, since I'm on thanksgiving break I went through and upvoted everyone. Happy Holidays!

                                          [–]jacobo 104 points105 points ago

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                                          you know it's a fake spider right?

                                          [–]sbrown123 58 points59 points ago

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                                          Sure but where is the fun in that?

                                          [–]ILoveTrance 18 points19 points ago

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                                          Jesus.

                                          [–]willymo 12 points13 points ago

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                                          FENTOOON!

                                          [–]Mr_Walter_Sobchak 5 points6 points ago

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                                          OH Jesus Christ

                                          [–]mrsobchak 2 points3 points ago

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                                          Sir, I believe you have my first name there...

                                          [–]The_Morbid_Toaster 1 point2 points ago

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                                          I hope this meme doesn't die like Chuck Testa did. I laugh so hard every time I see it in another movie (Lion King Stampede, Jurassic Park Dinosaurs, etc)

                                          [–]cavortingwebeasties 151 points152 points ago

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                                          You know it's a fake messiah, right?

                                          [–]LewisKiniski 35 points36 points ago

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                                          ba-zinga

                                          [–]isignedupforthis 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Just you wait till he comes back from makebelieve. That will show you!

                                          [–]ILoveTrance 2 points3 points ago

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                                          You're welcome.

                                          [–]SnarledMess 3 points4 points ago

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                                          Fake it 'til you make it.

                                          [–]majesticartax 7 points8 points ago

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                                          ..said jesus.

                                          [–]kil2birdsbyjerkinoff 8 points9 points ago

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                                          to the virgin mary

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                                            [–]adamhowell 24 points25 points ago

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                                            Ar first I thought so too, but did you watch the video?

                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L6i_pcepUc

                                            The legs are moving and then, right before it jumps, they constrict in.

                                            [–]kayla_kixx 10 points11 points ago

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                                            The girls are laughing too much for this to be real. They'd be freakin the fuck out

                                            [–]worstchristmasever 15 points16 points ago

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                                            Did YOU watch the video? It couldn't really look any faker.

                                            [–]adamhowell 8 points9 points ago

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                                            You may be right, but how are they moving the legs?

                                            [–]jhb2wr 6 points7 points ago

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                                            Life, uh...finds a way.

                                            [–]ZombieKingKong 8 points9 points ago

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                                            Black Magic

                                            [–]appers66 6 points7 points ago

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                                            If anyone knows about black magic, it's ZombieKingKong.

                                            [–]Edgar_Allan_Rich 8 points9 points ago

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                                            Magnets. But how do they work?

                                            [–]ceejiesqueejie 4 points5 points ago

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                                            Miracles!

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                                              [–]toejam119 1 point2 points ago

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                                              pretty sure they seem to move because of shitty video compression artifacts

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                                                [–]Deakul 5 points6 points ago

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                                                The legs look like they're just shifting because it's losing its suction to the wall.

                                                This is really fake.

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                                                  [–]morpheousmarty 1 point2 points ago

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                                                  Most of the things I'm frightened of are made up.

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                                                    [–]kaoticsnow 10 points11 points ago

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                                                    http://youtu.be/aCbfMkh940Q

                                                    [–]Crux315 20 points21 points ago*

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                                                    Spider in your house? Time to buy a pistol! ...to shoot yourself.

                                                    Edit: Spelling after death is hard, ya'know?

                                                    [–]rohanic 7 points8 points ago

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                                                    buy**

                                                    [–]LewisKiniski 1 point2 points ago

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                                                    Upvote for being decent enough to fix your error.

                                                    [–]Samsy 13 points14 points ago

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                                                    Australian here. What a cute little spider

                                                    [–]thecoffee 9 points10 points ago

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                                                    American here. I would worry more about the ones you can barely see.

                                                    [–]MerliSYD 1 point2 points ago

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                                                    Australian here. That little guy?.... Don't worry about that little guy.

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                                                      [–]daner54 4 points5 points ago*

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                                                      Ok, so that was a human-head-size spider, leaping at warp speed towards a guy with a helmet on. Just checking.

                                                      [–]verveonica 1 point2 points ago

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                                                      and with moments like this, I quits the internets...

                                                      [–]Darth_Hobbes 6 points7 points ago

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                                                      Don't look at the back of your chair.

                                                      [–]danomano65 7 points8 points ago

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                                                      Fuck you. ಠ_ಠ

                                                      [–]LewisKiniski 1 point2 points ago

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                                                      What he said.

                                                      [–]dzhoneeh 2 points3 points ago

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                                                      I recommend you buying a tripod.

                                                      [–]Blunderpuss 5 points6 points ago

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                                                      Or a shotgun.

                                                      [–]dzhoneeh 6 points7 points ago

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                                                      flamethrower!

                                                      [–]i_dno_do_u 3 points4 points ago

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                                                      A better helmet.

                                                      [–]smurflogik 1 point2 points ago

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                                                      A metal headpiece.

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                                                          [–]CaveatLusor 2 points3 points ago

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                                                          I like how he's got a kitchen knife in his hand

                                                          [–]AddictiveSoup 2 points3 points ago

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                                                          NOL, noped out loud.

                                                          [–]pr0blemdrinker 2 points3 points ago

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                                                          Head crab from Aliens/Half-Life

                                                          [–]mikebearpig 8 points9 points ago

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                                                          yip yip yip yip yip

                                                          [–]CronieBalonie 2 points3 points ago

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                                                          I'll just leave this here

                                                          [–]racer06 0 points1 point ago

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                                                          fuck this so much

                                                          [–]WhoGivesAFlyingFuck 2 points3 points ago

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                                                          This was a stupid plan from the start. Once he had that monster under the bucket, what was step 2?

                                                          [–]korukyu 8 points9 points ago

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                                                          Step 2: Burn the house down, obviously.

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                                                            [–]panicking_man 4 points5 points ago

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                                                            This has to be fake. There is no way I spider that big could jump that quickly. And if you're going to tell me I'm wrong, you best be bringing some proof up in this bitch*.

                                                            *- I have no idea what this phrase means.

                                                            [–]lovesquared 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            Give me your address, I'll send the proof.

                                                            [–]sardonically 9 points10 points ago

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                                                            http://www.reddit.com/r/gif/comments/mm087/nopenope_nope_nopefrost_spider/ was like the top of /r/gif NOT EVEN 24 HOURS AGO ugh

                                                            [–]ceejiesqueejie 2 points3 points ago

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                                                            r/gifs, the REAL circle jerk of reddit.

                                                            [–]Crabman111 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            Couldn't watch it. I tried and made it to the point when he was about a foot away but had to close it :(

                                                            [–]worstchristmasever 3 points4 points ago

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                                                            Spoiler alert: It's fake.

                                                            [–]GraceAzuka 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            This is what nightmares are made of!

                                                            [–]Gogmagog 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            Should have just used a catcher's mitt.

                                                            [–]trout45 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            I knew that was coming and it still freaked me the fuck out.

                                                            [–]mybad4990 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            Screw that, I'm using a sledgehammer

                                                            [–]moonomnom 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            Well time to burn down the whole country, no ones safe as long as one of these still exist.

                                                            [–]Karrl1z4j2 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            ALL THE NOPES!

                                                            [–]LeiLow 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            I just realized he's holding a butcher knife and a helmet. What ninja move did he think he could pull off?

                                                            If this were me, I would have approached going 10 mph with a shovel in my hand. The wall could be fixed after the spider died.

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                                                            What the fuck kind of spider was that?!?!!?!?

                                                            [–]Lukianox 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            What part of kill it with fire didn't he understand?

                                                            [–]Raptor007 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            Freaks me out just watching it. Honestly, if I saw a spider that big in my house, I'd shoot it with a .22. I would not go anywhere near it.

                                                            [–]bmoviescreamqueen 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            Oh fuck I don't want to live in a world where this can happen

                                                            [–]Wikwak 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            I would blow my wall apart with a 12 gauge before approaching a spider that size.

                                                            [–]NOACeulemans 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            Time to get out the paintball gun/bb gun.

                                                            [–]Stratten 39 points40 points ago

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                                                            Or just set your house on fire.

                                                            [–]Abraham_Shovelhands 44 points45 points ago

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                                                            Then build a new house and set that on fire as well, just to be sure.

                                                            [–]danomano65 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            And build a third house rigged with C4 with a panic button on your key chain.

                                                            [–]lustigjh 11 points12 points ago

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                                                            "Honey, I'm home!"

                                                            /throws keys onto counter

                                                            FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

                                                            [–]danomano65 4 points5 points ago

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                                                            Police report: An apparent accident turned good fortune when neighborhood residents discover hundreds of burnt spider nests in the walls of a burnt house.

                                                            [–]mbg98 5 points6 points ago

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                                                            Nuke the site from orbit, just to be sure.

                                                            [–]soldierx1414 4 points5 points ago

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                                                            yep, lost cause at this point

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                                                              [–]Coherent 4 points5 points ago

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                                                              Fakey fake-ity fake fake. But nicely done.

                                                              [–]corporateswine 1 point2 points ago

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                                                              fuck this shit, if i saw this thing in my house i would actually call the cops. animal control don't get paid enough for dealing with this crap

                                                              [–]cregbeary 1 point2 points ago

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                                                              I'm going to tell myself it isn't real so I can sleep tonight

                                                              [–]FrySlappy 1 point2 points ago

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                                                              fake

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