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[–][deleted] 222 points223 points ago

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this post will turn you into one of those people. just promise youll remember me when youre gone.

[–]jaxioni 68 points69 points ago

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[–]EnglishTraitor 20 points21 points ago

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There needs to be a quick youtube simplifier/downgrader that turns videos into YTMND type gifs with sound. It would make these sorts of communications so much easier for mobile/work users.

There you have it, millionaire dollar idea. Whoever makes it, just promise youll remember me when youre gone.

[–]Uncle_Larry 22 points23 points ago

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Great idea! I would pay exactly nothing for it! Well done! Your business model is complete! You might as well start the car cause it's time to go cash those checks!

[–]cam5 10 points11 points ago

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Ads on everything. Watermark the gifs with ads. Make gifs of ads. Shit would make cash.

Also, ads.

[–]qbord 3 points4 points ago

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Ads on gifs and gifs on ads! Watermark the ad-gifs, and gif the watermark ads! Ads ads ads! Advertise your gifs, with watermarks perhaps! Ads everywhere!

[–]jaxioni 2 points3 points ago

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I have 5,000 karma that I've been waiting to invest in a project like this. We're gonna be rich I tells ya... RICH!

[–]Shitforballs 1 point2 points ago

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Hmm, stab in the dark here how about: YTMND?

[–]justcallmemrhandy 1 point2 points ago

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How do you make a gif with sound?

[–]luinfana 1 point2 points ago

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This...actually sounds like a bankable idea. And a relatively easy one to code up.

[–]gospelwut 1 point2 points ago

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There is a flash downgrader plugin for firefox mobile.

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[–]JoelMontgomery 6 points7 points ago

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almost 5000 comment karma in 16 days? I bow before you.

[–]contineo 43 points44 points ago

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Yes, dostana brings us such insightful comments as:

Played 12 more hours of Skyrim while on acid; Stared at the tree the whole time. (201 points)

And tackles important philosophical subjects with hard-hitting commentary that really makes you stop and think:

It's been four hours, are you okay? (118 points)

dostana isn't one to shy away from controversy either, pondering important socioeconomic issues:

Slams fist on table Asian are at it again, making us all look inadequate! (74 points)

Also has a humorous side, bringing us absolutely hilariously original jokes. You heard it here first, people:

Doesn't matter, had sex. (138 points)

As you can see, the quality is second-to-none. Reddit is known its appreciation for stimulating and intellectual discourse, and I think dostana's impressive accumulation of karma is a perfect example of that.

[–]MananWho 5 points6 points ago

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Psht, like the guy with 63,000 comment karma is really going to take advice about insightfulness from a guy with barely 3000.

COME ON!

[–]wesman212 3 points4 points ago

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Until very recently, my top comment was one endorsing interspecial sex with water buffalo. From the giving end, of course.

[–]technoSurrealist 9 points10 points ago

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Rambunctious Egomaniacal Dolts Discussing Inconsequential Tripe.

Well you certainly have lived up to this.

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[–]MrFirstWorldProblem 1 point2 points ago

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Proof enough of his greatness for me.

[–]obzelite 2 points3 points ago

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oh god i'm a n00b, i just noticed you could get that.

[–]TheOnlyNeb 6 points7 points ago

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No, E.T., don't leave!

[–]EnglishTraitor 1 point2 points ago

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Where'd he go?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]johnnie0905 1 point2 points ago

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Why Israel?

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[–]Capsss 1 point2 points ago

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This comment will turn you into one of those people. Just promise you'll remember me when you're gone.

edit: deleted account what?

[–]ConanReaction 59 points60 points ago*

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[–]time_traveller_ 20 points21 points ago

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[–]Poltras 5 points6 points ago

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FROM THE FUTAAAAA!

[–]Humpa 5 points6 points ago*

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Well, I guess if you're in to that sort of thing NSFW

[–]Lobstertrainer 5 points6 points ago

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omg Humpa, NSFW tag that link, please!

[–]Humpa 2 points3 points ago

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Shit! Sorry. Fixed.

[–]Poltras 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit I hope someone isn't looking at my logs at this moment. Fastest closing of a tab ever.

[–]egetsa 3 points4 points ago

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DURKA DURRRRR

[–]deartheworld 6 points7 points ago

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[–]johnnie0905 2 points3 points ago

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Is this... his new job?

[–]the_cereal_killer 1 point2 points ago

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i just realised i have stopped watching conan completely. more of a craig ferguson man now.

[–]loller 1 point2 points ago

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Finally, a worthwhile novelty account.

[–]i_only_say_lol 2 points3 points ago

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lol

[–]loller 1 point2 points ago

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Except yours, which I coincidentally noticed just yesterday that you mostly only show up when the words "novelty account" are in the previous post.

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[–]3lementaru 13 points14 points ago

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TERK ERR JERBS.

[–]pesqair 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Anomander 136 points137 points ago

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That happens?

Other than incredibly rarely?

In meatspace, or on the site?

I've never seen someone brag about their karma onsite. I see it as tacky and I was pretty sure everyone else was similar in their opinions.

And in meatspace, I've heard folks brag about the karma they've pulled for a comment or a submission, but almost never total score. That's like bragging about having the most "Also-Ran" ribbons from your grade school sports day.

[–]Zapatista77 41 points42 points ago

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You are correct sir.

The OP wanted a catchy title to the cool .gif he found and this was the result.

[–]digitalpencil 31 points32 points ago

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for karma?

[–]wishfulendeavors13 10 points11 points ago

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Of course not!

[–]Anonymous3891 15 points16 points ago

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Yeah that's kind of what I was thinking. With all the talk of karma whoring and whatnot, I've never really seen anyone give a shit how much karma someone has.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Anonymous3891 1 point2 points ago

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OH GOD ALL I CONTRIBUTE TO REDDIT ARE MY WORTHLESS THOUGHTS AND NOTHING VALUABLE LIKE FUNNY CAT PICTURES!!! I am such a failure. Brb, seppuku.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Anonymous3891 1 point2 points ago

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Please. This hurts a lot. I don't think I'm going to bleed out for at least another hour. Also, using an unsharpened display tanto is a BAD idea.

[–]mooted 5 points6 points ago*

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I've never seen someone brag about their karma onsite. I see it as tacky and I was pretty sure everyone else was similar in their opinions.

Meet violentacrez.

[–]Poltras 6 points7 points ago

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That's bragging about your karma? The fuck did you smoke. He's saying that his comments are still popular even if people are bashing him. Which is a really interesting thought, looking at his past posting...

There is a huge difference between bragging about karma and pointing the fact that your karma is rising. Also, context please. He didn't start the karma calling, he replied to it.

[–]EnglishTraitor 1 point2 points ago*

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Forget karma, I want your badge.


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[–]dietotaku 0 points1 point ago

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hey, i'm really proud of those ribbons... they're the only validation i have :(

[–]BritishHobo 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, pretty much nobody ever even mentions their karma, and yet barely a post goes by without ten people accusing the OP of karmawhoring like it's actual currency.

[–]piphobbit 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for "meatspace."

[–]EyesAllOnFire 39 points40 points ago

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Good old reddit, where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points ago

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whhat the fuck??? you're telling me this now? FUCK THIS SHIT I'm done

[–]EyesAllOnFire 31 points32 points ago

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We all...kind of just thought you knew. This is awkward.

[–]knizzle 29 points30 points ago

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I can't believe he just...left. Just like that.

[–]shooeeeeee 11 points12 points ago

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Forgotten....like tears in the rain.

[–]mynoduesp 10 points11 points ago

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No improv here, just stick to the god damn script!

[–]notalandmine 5 points6 points ago

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Seriously though, you make a sundae and some guy takes it, plops a cherry on top and gives it to the girl you like...not cool

[–]notalandmine 2 points3 points ago

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The girl being the audience, not Harrison Ford...ah hell, him too!

[–]lolbacon 2 points3 points ago

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Time to [delete]

[–]time_traveller_ 1 point2 points ago

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I was gonna trade them in for a new turtle.

[–]Qikdraw 8 points9 points ago

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I feel the same way about 'achievements' in video games. Why the fuck should I care that I made 5 headshots in a row? Why should I care that a 'friend' of mine made 50? Its not like this is resume material.

[–]JohnJacobs 6 points7 points ago

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Nick, I hope you are reading this.

[–]deartheworld 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah Nick cause you fucking always do this. Fuckin guy.

[–]bhjohlman 1 point2 points ago

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Yea Nick, we're sick of it!

[–]BigDawgWTF 5 points6 points ago

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Please link me to someone bragging about their karma. I have never experienced this in my three years here.

People go to great lengths to whore karma, but who the hell is bragging about it?

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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I have never seen anyone brag about their karma, never. And I visit this site too often.

[–]THECupofCoffee 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, as a guy with over two thousand comment karma, I have never seen this happen.

[–]JMaboard 1 point2 points ago

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As a guy with over 5,000 link karma and 32,000 comment karma I agree.

[–]violentacrez 10 points11 points ago

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As a guy with over 552,000 link karma and 85,000 comment karma, I also agree.

[–]BobbyD2 0 points1 point ago

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I know right. I thought he just made it up as an excuse to post this gif.

[–]wauter 4 points5 points ago

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I thought the same, was perfectly fine with it, saved that gif to my bookmarks and gave him an upvote, hoorah!

[–]Marcob10 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen a guy debating something with other redditors and he said his opinion had more credibility because of his big amount of comment karma. I loled

[–]BobbyD2 1 point2 points ago*

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Link?

edit:downvoted for asking for a link? nice. Im genuinely curious.

[–]MrBaz 2 points3 points ago

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I love how he started super confident about it but curbed his enthusiasm when he missed his first clap.

[–]wauter 2 points3 points ago

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Why would anybody want to brag about some arbitrary metric on some internet site, that's just lame.

cough 6th reddit birthday coming up in 2 days here cough

[–]herrokan 2 points3 points ago

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i even have -2 karma ... try that !

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I have -30 karma, everyone hates me

[–]RupeyDoop 6 points7 points ago*

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COME ONE! You expect the person with the 20,000 karma to not brag about it? COME ONE!

EDIT: I accidentally it.

[–]Van_Occupanther 14 points15 points ago

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Come all!

[–]lolbacon 2 points3 points ago

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So come we all!

[–]BoonTobias 2 points3 points ago

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They don't know about the karma store, I got skyrim and mw3 hardened edition for free

[–]smokeygreen420 4 points5 points ago

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47 link karma, 130 comment karma! SUCK IT BITCHES! I've got so little karma Budda told me to fuck off!

[–]whatupnig 4 points5 points ago

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Come on man, don't be mean. You know they don't have any real friends, or a job, or a life, or ever leave the house. Let them at least have their karma, geez!

[–]njkb[S] 5 points6 points ago

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I should have another gif for "When people always assume I'm a man on reddit until I say otherwise."

[–]whatupnig 8 points9 points ago

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...I'm trying to think of a witty comeback but I'm too busy fapping...

[–]njkb[S] 13 points14 points ago

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[–]EyesAllOnFire 9 points10 points ago

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What a fine and dignified beard you have there Miss

[–]whatupnig 4 points5 points ago

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OH that's fucking rich right there, well done, you have earned my respect fair lady :)

[–]Krazy4Karma 3 points4 points ago

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I've never seen people brag about karma before.

[–]IIoWoII 1 point2 points ago

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When is a certain amount "Impressive?"...

[–]Minimumtyp 1 point2 points ago

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I have an impressive amount of karma. Can you do the clappy dance thing to me and put in on Youtube so I can re-submit it for some more?

[–]JJCrossbow 1 point2 points ago

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Lol, no one gives a shit about karma, its all about the subreddits you moderate.

[–]McCl3lland 1 point2 points ago

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God Damn I love Conan lol. One of his best.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Woo, internet points.

[–]TL_DRespect 1 point2 points ago

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I've never seen anyone bragging about their karma o.O

[–]xblacklistedx 1 point2 points ago

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[–]conanarama 1 point2 points ago

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Upvoted for Conan.

[–]onico 1 point2 points ago

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if you tell the honest truth and its a negative remark you will get down votes no matter what the topic is

[–]Baksch 1 point2 points ago

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[–]absolut696 1 point2 points ago

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I would like one person to show me someone bragging about their karma. I'm waiting.

[–]Mr_Ected 1 point2 points ago

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I've only been a Redditor for a few months, and before that I was a lurker for probably about 3 months - but I have yet to see someone brag about their karma.

Me thinks OP sees people with high karma and feels insecure. Poor guy. :(

[–]mindaika 1 point2 points ago

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njkb

1,608 link karma

3,003 comment karma

Pfft. Come back when you have over 20,000 karma, like me.

But seriously, even funnier is the fact that the alien in the top left corner is referencing maxwellhill hitting 1 million karma.

[–]jojojoy 1 point2 points ago

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1,000,0000 is pretty amazing though.

[–]yhelothere 1 point2 points ago

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Karma is for people without self esteem

[–]GenJonesMom 1 point2 points ago

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That gave me a belly laugh. Thank you.

[–]HigHIdrA 1 point2 points ago

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The irony being this got you over 1,100 karma

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The same reaction I have as when people boast about how long they've been on reddit.

[–]Zoshchenko 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, I'm closing in on 1000 karma and 10,000 points! I'm better than you.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 5 points6 points ago

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35,345 comment karma, reporting in.

[–]ConanReaction 12 points13 points ago

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[–]flawlesslylogical 2 points3 points ago

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I've never heard anyone brag about karma. To be honest, I don't even know how to view peoples karma. Do you have to click on their username or something?

[–]bfkill 1 point2 points ago

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u jelly?

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

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You can't ignore my karmic girth!

[–]Naberius 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, what do you think karma is in the first place? It's that. Exactly that.

[–]tekka444 0 points1 point ago

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OH IT LOOKS GOOD!

[–]danoll 0 points1 point ago

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I just get jealous, but that's different.

[–]Offensive_Brute 0 points1 point ago

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I always think that these people imagine their karma as a Dragon Ball Z type power level, except instead of physical power, it measures their readiness to express popular opinions.

[–]JohnnyLotion0 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like somebody is jelly

[–]Cptn_Janeway 0 points1 point ago

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THERE SHOULD BE A SUBREDDIT WHERE ONLY PEOPLE ABOVE 50K KARMA CAN POST. AMMIRITE?

[–]was_saying_boo_urns 0 points1 point ago

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So you're saying you're impressed?

[–]ocnev 0 points1 point ago

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Is it possible to disable the karma thing? I figure, since I don't have it I don't need it...

[–]Howisdiscool 0 points1 point ago

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Who the hell brags about their karma?

[–]rafuzo2 0 points1 point ago

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Looking for a gif that sums up my take on people who cut me off to jump into my lane when stuck in traffic. Found it.

[–]14mit1010 0 points1 point ago

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Now, you too can brag

[–]n0ne0ther 0 points1 point ago

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1,192 link karma

3,025 comment karma

More than me, elitist.

[–]Botchness 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, people do that?

[–]springboks 0 points1 point ago

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they turn in to red heads with scruffy beards?

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

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Same feeling I get when I see people post something they know other people will like for easy upvotes (bacon, cats, Conan... yeah).

[–]UseThe4s 0 points1 point ago

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But...but...I just got to 10,000. Can't I buy something cool with it? :(

[–]SANAFABICH 0 points1 point ago

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I've yet to see someone bragging about their karma.

[–]arindamchoudhury 0 points1 point ago

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I downvoted you as I thought you dont care about the KARMA

[–]tanhan27 0 points1 point ago

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Comment Karma means you are a drone thinking the thoughts of the hive mind.

[–]wooha 0 points1 point ago

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HA! my new favorite gif!

[–]always_useful 0 points1 point ago

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I knew you were impressed...

[–]chiburaska 0 points1 point ago

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you are now the 1%

[–]ajr901 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who really doesn't like Conan...?

[–]abeldo 0 points1 point ago

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The irony must be killing you, as it did Jimmy, Frank, and Two-Lip, McCoy and...

[–]Nrksbullet 0 points1 point ago

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You know...now that I think about it, I have never, ever seen anyone brag about Karma. The only time I ever hear about Karma is from people angry that other people are Karma whoring. Funny, seems that they're the ones who really care the most.

[–]weahman 0 points1 point ago

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my karma is bad :(

[–]silock 0 points1 point ago

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Congratulation for all your karma OP http://i.imgur.com/XpCiM.gif

[–]faitswulff 0 points1 point ago

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People brag about their karma?

[–]hork 0 points1 point ago

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[–]planterspeanuts 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone that cares about karma is a loser. Just speak your mind and don't worry about imaginary status points

[–]kimchifart 0 points1 point ago

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I've never once witnessed a redditor bragging about their Karma.

[–]DHumefan 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone tell me why karma is important, anyway?

[–]jayc4life 0 points1 point ago

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Soon to be reposted as "When people make posts complaining about people bragging about their impressive amount of karma", right? Should hit the front page in about 8-9 hours.

[–]MuttBunch 0 points1 point ago

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Would have named this "When I see a post about something that a Horse did in Skyrim"

[–]cold_fire149 0 points1 point ago

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Conan should be on the front page everyday.

[–]8Layers 0 points1 point ago

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I've been on here for several months. I've seen people complain about karma, accuse people of karma whoring, complain about karma whoring, make fun of those that try to bump up their karma through gimmicks.

I have yet to see a post or thread that brags "about their impressive karma".

Get the sand out of your clam.

[–]DrAnhero 0 points1 point ago

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Can you show me one case where someone has bragged about their karma?

[–]angusrocker22 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome gif

[–]5acred 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for making chocolate milk come out of my nose. Bastard.

[–]Dark1000 0 points1 point ago

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Ironic karma whoring? Good job, sir.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a little new here. Is there actually some kind of advantage to having a lot of karma or is it just a bragging rights thing?

[–]LLordRSom 0 points1 point ago

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That's pretty much how I look whenever I watch his show.

[–]ThundarrtheRedditor 0 points1 point ago

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If I was to ever do such a thing I would then have to tell that my two highest comments are about yellow fever for the original yellow ranger and brown outs being blackouts where you shit yourself. What I'm saying is the numbers impressive, but what it represents is sad.

[–]riptaway 0 points1 point ago

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I've literally never seen anyone on reddit brag about their karma

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

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I can't tell if he is serious

[–]EvilHom3r 0 points1 point ago

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Before we get a spam of comment gifs, I'll just leave this here.

[–]jc28 0 points1 point ago

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I have 45 karma and I am very satisfied with that. I guess when you don't have that much each upvote is much more significant.

[–]bax101 0 points1 point ago

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I kinda want to see someone brag about there Karma because I'm sure a rain of negative comments would be fun to read.

[–]MrWongburger73 0 points1 point ago

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OHHHHHHHH GOOD. GOOD FOR YOU.

/christianbale

[–]KSEVEN 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 0 points1 point ago

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Do people really brag about their karma? I guess I'll never understand.

[–]aliengoods1 0 points1 point ago

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Who brags about their karma? That's like bragging that you have more Monopoly money than anyone else.

[–]stellarfury 0 points1 point ago

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no one does this.

[–]Orelio 0 points1 point ago

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When I first joined Reddit, I instantly thought you could use Karma to upgrade your account or get some cool shit.

Up to this day I still have no clue whatsoever why karma is of any importance whatsoever.

[–]drodin 0 points1 point ago

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That was awesome. Now have some impressive karma.

[–]frazaod 0 points1 point ago

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BUT I WORKED HARD FOR THOSE IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS

[–]Evil_Miso 0 points1 point ago

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It's worse when they brag about karma.. outside of the internet. : /

[–]Awhite2555 0 points1 point ago

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In my 17 and a half years on this site I've never actually seen someone honestly brag about their karma. I must have only run into good guy Greg's.

[–]Olukon 0 points1 point ago

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I've never heard anyone brag about their karma.

[–]ranalizorcy 0 points1 point ago

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the dumbest stuff I ever write always gets the most Karma.

[–]Unanchored 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen anyone brag about their karma...

[–]AstroNit 0 points1 point ago

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I have a 3 by my name, that obviously means my amount of karma is 3rd highest out of all of Reddit

[–]EKEEFE41 0 points1 point ago

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I still don't get Karma... Can you use it for anything?

[–]imjp 0 points1 point ago

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I seriously don't understand why people give a fuck about karma. It's not like it's worth anything...

[–]sharkdude95 0 points1 point ago

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I miss CoCo's beard.

[–]Mr-Personality 0 points1 point ago

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Who brags about Karma? I've been here 2 years and I've never seen anyone act proud of it.

[–]BrattyMuffin 0 points1 point ago

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:p

[–]Kombat_Wombat 0 points1 point ago

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Of all my time spent on reddit, a couple years or so, I have yet to see someone brag about how much karma they have.

[–]Mark_Lincoln 0 points1 point ago

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If you brag about your karma, you have none.

[–]Thunder_Bastard 0 points1 point ago

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Hell, every time I get around 10k karma I create a new account. I don't want people loving me simply for my ample karma.

[–]lgodsey 0 points1 point ago

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Who does this? Never have I even seen anyone even hint at being sincerely impressed by reddit retard points. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but I've never seen it.

Seriously, who is that sad?

[–]Cickle_Funts 0 points1 point ago

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Do people actually brag about it?

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like something a guy with only 1700 karma would say.

[–]Ireland1206 0 points1 point ago

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I've been on reddit for 11 months and not once have I seen someone brag about their karma.

[–]bhjohlman 0 points1 point ago

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perfect for all those retarded FB updates

[–]thugmonkey 0 points1 point ago

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I have never stumbled across anyone doing this.

[–]DatGeodude 0 points1 point ago

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The irony

[–]fastslowfast 0 points1 point ago

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My karma not only has incredible length but impressive girth as well for the ladies.