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[–][deleted] 385 points386 points ago*

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aww...

My first stolen post! <3

edit- aww...

My first post to make it to the front page... stolen </3

[–]WastingBody 53 points54 points ago

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Here, have some comment karma instead.

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[–]L0v3isaverb 30 points31 points ago

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Fuck the haters! I'll give you karma for giving karma for giving karma

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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Bitch, I'll give you karma for giving karma for giving karma for giving karma.

[–]TheFeedski 11 points12 points ago

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Too far, bro. Too far...

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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Too far? TOO FAR?!

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON...

[–]P5i10cYBiN 18 points19 points ago

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You get an upvote for ,Chameleon.

[–]Sypherin -3 points-2 points ago

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We need to go deeper!

K A R M A C E P T I O N

[–]dhaft88 1 point2 points ago

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Seeing these is like seeing people with flat tops.

[–]tu69ba 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome?

[–]Eeveelutions 5 points6 points ago

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It's just karma all the way down.

[–]tommywantwingies 6 points7 points ago

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Don't stop drillin bitch! This karma hole aint dry yet!

[–]dietotaku 6 points7 points ago

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have some comment karma, a downvote to rickreflex, and i'm off to upvote all your other submissions.

[–]scientificopolitico 3 points4 points ago

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I came here to say that this was posted in the comment thread of the original photo. Have another dose of comment karma my good friend.

[–]Thepunk28 2 points3 points ago

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Aww that new thing is to steal peoples creation in the comments, who aren't karma whores, and karma whore it. I hate to see that.

[–]Sypherin 0 points1 point ago

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IMO Cathbar should still get the karma, he is the kid.

[–]russiangn 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, FFS this was posted days ago

[–]AngryMogambo 0 points1 point ago

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Spriankles!

[–]msinformed1 1 point2 points ago

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I came here to write, "sprankles," but of course it is spelled with -ai-or-ia!

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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My first downvote to dudemen

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I'm sorry...would money out of my wallet make you feel better?

[–]msinformed1 0 points1 point ago

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Excellent use of being offended. More upvotes for you.

[–]Artificialzen 52 points53 points ago

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Is this yours, or did you steal it from the other post?

[–]kevtron3k 51 points52 points ago

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[–]look_science 33 points34 points ago

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Yeah, Dudemen should be getting these upvotes.

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points ago

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I agree

[–]dragonpunker[!] 5 points6 points ago

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why the heck do peope repost stuff that has already been posted on reddit by another user thats dumb as fak

[–]OCedHrt 2 points3 points ago

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I haven't seen this until this repost. So, dudemen you should've x-posted or reposted or karma whored it or whatever you want to call it.

Oh, and karma whoring is never a bad thing - if people hate it, you're not gonna get karma.

But maybe you can negotiate a licensing agreement with OP. $$/viewer.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I'm glad they reposted it because it got me to giggle. Based on all the upvotes, I'd say I'm not alone.

[–]dragonpunker[!] 1 point2 points ago

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can't argue that you have a good point there it did make me giggle

[–]dietotaku 1 point2 points ago

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731 points

that's why.

[–]Bob_Faget 2 points3 points ago

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if you're concerned about karma you should've reposted your comment as a new post. that's how reddit works nowadays

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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if I was concerned about karma, I would have

[–]Bob_Faget 2 points3 points ago

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look_science: Yeah, Dudemen should be getting these upvotes.

Dudemen: I agree

surely you can understand how i made that connection

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[–]Kelphatron9000 2 points3 points ago

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I'm confused. Whenever someone takes a meme and posts their version of it as a new post, there's a flood of "put it in the fucking comments of the original." You did that, and people loved it. Now they're telling you you should have made it a new post.

Reddit confuses me sometimes.

PS - It was hilarious when you first made it in context.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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exactly

[–]Bob_Faget 1 point2 points ago

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exactly what point did i miss? we're saying the exact same thing; the karma matters to you. you saying you didn't want to be a karma whore shows why you didn't repost the comment. it doesn't show that you don't care about the karma. in fact, this says quite clearly that you do:

I should have gotten the karma instead of this whore

[–]danmoo 22 points23 points ago

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He's a phoney!!!

[–]baldmanspeaking 1 point2 points ago

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A big fat phoney!!

[–]ThaFuck 19 points20 points ago

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Definately the best combination of reposting, karma whoring and non-credit I've seen for a while.

[–]Bob_Faget -3 points-2 points ago

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Definately

can't tell if you misspelled "definitely" or "defiantly"

[–]ThaFuck 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe this will help clear it up.

[–]Bob_Faget -1 points0 points ago

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meh. i'd rather look like an asshole than a moron. in fact, one could say i'd definitely rather be an asshole than a moron

[–]ThaFuck -1 points0 points ago

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Actually the guy in the image looks like both. And since you put so much passion into a word, so do you.

[–]Bob_Faget -1 points0 points ago

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you do realize i'm not literally the guy in the image right? what he looks like has no reflection on me. you even suck at insults. but at least you spelled shit correctly this time around...

[–]ThaFuck -1 points0 points ago*

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You do realize that the guy in the image died over 10 years ago? Fucking idiot.

No. this is literally who I believe you I am currently talking to. You're obviously too young to know who the guy in the image is after all.

[–]Bob_Faget -1 points0 points ago

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aww look how butthurt you are! it's adorable! name-calling, pretending i'm a child, implying i belong on youtube lol. you're really really upset. poor fella. i hope i didn't ruin your thanksgiving. maybe today you can be thankful somehow taught you how to spell "definitely" so you look less like a moron everywhere you go. you're welcome

[–]ThaFuck -1 points0 points ago

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*says the person coming back just to be the only person to downvote a single post.

Amusing

[–]Bob_Faget -1 points0 points ago

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quit crying about downvotes you vagina. if you didn't say stupid/worthless things, you wouldn't be downvoted. that's how reddit works

[–]My_ducks_sick 14 points15 points ago

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Wait a minute

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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Fuck you

[–]localanti 9 points10 points ago

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aww what a cute repost!!

[–]gothamgaj 33 points34 points ago

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downvoted for not giving credit when credit is due...

[–]lepuma 6 points7 points ago

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This was posted...three days ago

[–]Cathbar 5 points6 points ago*

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[–]rickreflex[S] 13 points14 points ago

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An open letter to Dudemen: my friend posted this pic [as it turns out YOUR PIC [congratulations]] on her facebook, which i thought was QUITE hilarious. I searched reddit for "hold up", "sprinkles", "icecream", "bitch got sprinkles" and got no results, so i posted it. if i knew this was something reddit had seen, i would have never posted it. as recompense i will visit your account and upvote all your sprinkles. My sincerest well wishes and humble apologies, credit to Dudemen.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Water under the bridge my dude. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Glad you and your friend found it funny.

[–]GroovyTrout 12 points13 points ago*

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I'm going to upvote this solely because of the work you put in to this. First, you saw the original post. It was a picture of the OP as a small Latino child. Then, you loaded the comments to see dozens of contributors putting captions on said picture. You saved one captioned picture, waited a few days to post, then got that sweet, sweet meaningful karma. It obviously means a lot to you, so have an upvote and tell your friends.

Edit: It wasn't a week, it was 2 days. Come on, guy. That's even worse.

[–]rybes 1 point2 points ago

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read in Dave Chapelle voice..

[–]joyohonson 4 points5 points ago

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SPOON-AY

[–]RaymondAblack 0 points1 point ago

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Oh No she DI INT

[–]AlexZigo 0 points1 point ago

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Ohhh no he dih ent!

[–]molkhal 0 points1 point ago

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Ugliest kid I've seen.

[–]VLDT 0 points1 point ago

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I have seen many forced memes in my time. This is one.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Sprankles?

[–]Protagonistics -1 points0 points ago

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I believe it's "sprankles."

[–]Ephasia -2 points-1 points ago

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I NEARLY CRIED

[–]conman62 -1 points0 points ago

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Turkleton!

[–]TenTitanTiger -1 points0 points ago

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Momma, can I have a cookie? No Diabeto, now roll back to your room. Okay...

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[–]dmagee33 -2 points-1 points ago

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Would be better with worse spelling

Hoe up

That bitch got sprankles?

[–]nikniuq -2 points-1 points ago

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How to eat through osmosis...

[–]lachier -2 points-1 points ago

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every time i look at this. my crotch gets moist

[–]BuckeyeBentley -3 points-2 points ago

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Hold up, heyyyyy. For my niggas who be thinkin' we soft, we don't plaaaaaay. We gonna rock it til the wheels fall off.