20 yrs ago a city boy from Chicago moved into an on-campus college dorm in New Orleans. One hot summer night while doing homework on his faux-wood desk next to an open, unscreened window, he sees a section of the desk move out of the corner of his eye. He instinctively starts to back away from the desk when a GIANT FUCKING COCKROACH starts hauling ass towad him!!

He Falls backwards out of his chair, tucks, rolls, Never Stops Moving towards his door as the roach JUMPS OFF THE FUCKING DESK, SPREADS WINGS AND FLIES AT HIM.

He makes it to his door, which he quicklly closes behind him, and begins pounding on the door next to his yelling JARED! JARED! GET YOUR FUCKING GUN AND GET OUT HERE!! (It was a compressed air gun).

Jared looks at him like he's an idiot, but gets his gun and comes next door as he describes the Monster Fucking Cockroach and his Near Death experience. Jared looks around the room (with understandable poker face) until he and Jared spot the Evil Fucking Abomination in a corner of the room near the ceiling.

Jared yells "HOLY SHIT!!!" and immediately starts shooting at the Nightmare Romping Beast to which it clearly took offense, since it's reaction was to jump off the wall, flip and spread wings mid-air and fly right at them. They nearly took each other out trying to get through the door out of the room.

He, Jared and the Bullet Dodging BASTARD were now out in the Hallway. Jared out of bullets and backing away while he made sure to keep Jared between himself and the "Come at me Bro" Implying SonOfABitch. Out of a room across the hall comes Mark asking "WTF is up w all the noise"?

He watched Mark follow their line of sight until his eyes widened. "Why don't you just step on it?" He and Jared responded w poker faces. Mark walked into his room and came out with a Whip. Before He and Jared could ask WTF, Mark cracked the whip at Foulness Incarnate which was Split Cleanly In Half.

All stood there in a mix of Awe, WTF, Really?!? for about 5 seconds before everone left to their respective rooms.

True Story

All that and I still jumped the first time I saw that gif.