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[–]i_flip_sides 355 points356 points ago

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Every time this gets re-posted, I'm going to read it and laugh.

[–]fondupot 170 points171 points ago

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This is my first time seeing this, but I whole-heartedly agree.

[–]AaronInTheForest 80 points81 points ago

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Dude, I saved it to my hard drive and when no one's around I read it aloud to myself in character. I've been doing this every few months for like, 2 years. Sick thing is- each time I do it I feel like I understand the hustle a little bit more, y'know? Shit's legit.

[–]fondupot 18 points19 points ago

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Ya dig?

[–]Charzarn 12 points13 points ago

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Do You know what I am saying?

[–]charlemagne_the_cat 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, I do know what you are saying.

[–]Nlelith 1 point2 points ago

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True Butters - 0 karma.

[–]matty0289 1 point2 points ago

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yeah no diggity.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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No doubt.

[–]jeffarei 1 point2 points ago

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bag that shit up.

[–]letsRACEturtles 25 points26 points ago

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few things over-power the tragedy this is smoking kids, but this post is one of them

[–]bigroblee 4 points5 points ago

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This is my first time seeing this also, and that's pretty damn rare for reposts for me. Funny as fuck, I can just hear his voice... "Spoonie legit" is as glowing a recommendation as one could ever hope to received.

[–]harmonicoasis 8 points9 points ago

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Fuck reposting, this shit needs to be expanded! Alternate storylines and shit! This bitch has got meme written all over it!

[–]Cratharsis 2 points3 points ago

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Same, but next time not in Eddie Murphy's voice.

[–]bstampl1 2 points3 points ago

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I smiled, but I didn't laugh until the final two words.

Spoonie legit, indeed.

[–]Comoros7 -1 points0 points ago

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Is the script actually from a film?

[–]fightingforair 97 points98 points ago

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In my head, this scene played out from "The Wire". Roll the music..."If you walk in the garden..!"

[–]Chalky_White 47 points48 points ago

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SHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

[–]Sheeeeeit 55 points56 points ago

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Yes?

[–]und3rp4nts 2 points3 points ago

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Jesus Christ......

[–]und3rp4nts 0 points1 point ago

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:(

[–]bryvood -1 points0 points ago

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God damnit.

[–]peacockskeleton 41 points42 points ago

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How my hair look, Mike?

[–]Mr_Metropolis 6 points7 points ago

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I was watching iCarly with my 8-year old niece one afternoon, and they made a reference to this scene. One of the characters shot another one in the head with some sort of paintball blowgun. I was stunned.

[–]calc0000 1 point2 points ago

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That show is amazing.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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No one understands us icarly fans...:(

[–]peacockskeleton 2 points3 points ago

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I saw that clip, and was astounded that they actually referenced a very adult show in such a setting. My gf who has not seen the wire, shame on her, and, shame on me for not pushing her to watch it, had no idea why i was laughing hysterically.

[–]UOmeall 6 points7 points ago

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God damn it :(

[–]peacockskeleton 3 points4 points ago

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Every death of a major character in that show is perfect.

[–]cdxliv 6 points7 points ago

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Oh really? I'd say Kenard made me rage quite a bit.

[–]golfjunkie 2 points3 points ago

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You were supposed to.

[–]peacockskeleton 2 points3 points ago

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Indeed. That was the point. Omar seemed to survive anything thrown at him. He was the ultimate good-guy bad-guy and you would never expect his death to be anything but a spectacular shootout 300 style, where Omar has his shotty and the entire accumulated army of all the major gangsters were gunning for him.

The fact that his death was so... Random, and unglorfied, was perfect.

[–]folhowk 8 points9 points ago

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I'm convinced that this is a young prop Joe

[–]Ghostraider 16 points17 points ago

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I read this in a horrible Italian-American accent I was most amused.

[–]klabob 7 points8 points ago

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It's a Jersey thing.

[–]buenhombre26 1 point2 points ago

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definitely goodfellas voice

[–]overdos3 0 points1 point ago

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Hey Tony

[–]tempest993 1 point2 points ago

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Just fired up Season 1, Episode 1.

[–]fightingforair 1 point2 points ago

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Good to hear, enjoy!!

[–]Zorca99 31 points32 points ago

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more on this kid

[–]fuzzyjedi 65 points66 points ago

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this maybe the most gansta pic ever

[–]letsRACEturtles 14 points15 points ago

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i think that kid has more swag than i do... sigh

[–]thenplayon 7 points8 points ago

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You realize he's like, 47 there right?

[–]A_Breath_Of_Aether 4 points5 points ago

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FUCK da po-lice!

[–]gargantuan 2 points3 points ago

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Sheeeeeeeet mothafuckah'

[–]Sember 7 points8 points ago

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may be*

[–]Sember 13 points14 points ago

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He smokes 40 cigs a day, that's two packs, that cost £3.78 which means this kid smokes 5 bucks worth of cigs every day, 365 days, how the fuck do they finance that shit?

[–]Sedsage 8 points9 points ago

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He already quit for quite some time.

[–]sbd2010 1 point2 points ago

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came here to say this.

[–]PippyLongSausage 22 points23 points ago

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They cost about 15 cents there.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Ardi will smoke only one brand and his habit costs his parents £3.78 a day in Musi Banyuasin, in Indonesia's South Sumatra province.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1281538/Smoking-year-old-Ardi-Rizal-40-cigarettes-day.html#ixzz1eVLEYTkm

[–]Vertigo666 -1 points0 points ago

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You have to remember, the excise tax in the states is quite a bit.

[–]llydecke 26 points27 points ago

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That is massively fucked up... Maybe im some sheltered American who had parents that would beat my ass if I smoked a cigarette now (I'm 25 and live on my own), but this is insane to me. You are the parent. Take the cigarette away from the two year old. The end.

[–]TheFeedski 2 points3 points ago

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I was reading the article and the whole time i'm wondering how the FUCK does a 2 year old even begin to smoke? Do parents over there share cigs with their kids at a young age or what?

[–]llydecke 1 point2 points ago

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Yes! My thoughts exactly... Who wasn't paying attention to the 2 year old the first time he lit up. I'm only guessing when i say I'm sure this was a learned behavior. He watched adults do this and then did it himself. I'm just shocked by the fact that his mom, the first time she saw this, didn't take it away and never let him have it again.

[–]letsRACEturtles 0 points1 point ago

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i'm not saying it's okay, but obviously no parent wants their kid to be unhealthy, thus, i'm guessing it's a cultural difference/lack of knowledge...

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, it's just idiocy. Either way the kid isn't smoking anymore.

[–]mefansandfreaks 0 points1 point ago

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source ?

[–]Lots42 4 points5 points ago

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http://abcnews.go.com/Health/smoking-baby-today/story?id=14453373#2

Reddit did weird things to the other reply I screwed up.

[–]TheFeedski 0 points1 point ago

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Do people over there always try to hand little kids cigs in the super market or just him because he's "famous"?

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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Damnedif Iknow.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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[–]llydecke 0 points1 point ago

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I read the article and the parents simply state, "If we don't give him cigarettes or let him smoke he will throw tantrums and hit his head against a wall." I don't care what country you are from. The parents know damn well he shouldnt be smoking, but obviously were never meant to be parents. Either you are in charge or your kid is in charge. It's not a lack of knowledge at all, it's lazy/bad parenting.

[–]nixcamic 3 points4 points ago

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The heck is wrong with the parents. He's 2 and already has them beat?

[–]jun2san 0 points1 point ago

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Worst. Parents. Ever.

[–]johnlukepicard 7 points8 points ago

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his parents were offered a fucking NEW CAR to get the child off cigarettes. what the everloving fuck.I'm normally against the state telling parents what to do but in this case I'm thinking prison would be a good idea

[–]TheFeedski 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck the new car, i'd be looking at it like this.

Hmmm, he has trouble moving on his own. OH! And he is about to fucking DIE.

Poor kid threw tantrums when you took his cigarettes away so you give them back? HE'S ABOUT TO DIE YOU DUMB BROAD! Let him have is damn tantrums. Every kid has them.

[–]jdrc07 -4 points-3 points ago

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Prison for allowing their kid to make an unhealthy choice?

Do you want to imprison 40% of parents in the US that allow their children to be fat pigs too?

[–]SelectaRx 6 points7 points ago

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The kid is 2 years old and he's got one foot in the grave. It's not about the kid making a personal choice (of which, regarding this, at two goddamned years old, he's not mature enough to make), it's about parental abuse via not intervening in your child's potentially lethal actions. Which, if I'm not mistaken actually IS a punishable offense in the states.

[–]jdrc07 -4 points-3 points ago

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Being fat is as bad for your health as smoking cigarettes is all i'm pointing out. You can't condemn these parents without also condemning the people that let their kids stuff their face with garbage.

[–]WhoopTeeDo 6 points7 points ago

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You're correct in that they're both bad, but I think you're incorrect in making the argument that the scope of the bad decision is similar. Letting your kids be fat is not nearly as dangerous to their well being as smoking two packs a day.

[–]retrace 1 point2 points ago

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Source? I don't disagree that allowing a two year old to smoke cigarettes is abusive, and I would argue that because smoking is so obvious that, even if it were possible for a child that young to pick up the habit without the parents knowing, if they see it happening, the obvious thing to do is to put a stop to it. That said, all I can find that compares the two is this RAND study that found that severe obesity is a better predictor of a variety of chronic health problems than smoking, heavy drinking, and poverty. I suppose most researchers would emphasize that both are harmful and see no need to determine which is worse, but the perception that smoking is more harmful is probably a result of a greater focus on smoking from people involved in public health and may not be correct.

Of course, even if obesity is "worse" than smoking for adults, that still leaves open the possibility that starting to smoke at two years of age, something about which I'm almost certain there is no published research because of ethical issues and because finding a sample of two-year-old smokers is probably pretty difficult, is worse than being obese at the same age.

[–]johnlukepicard -1 points0 points ago

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Downvoted for lying.

The article you cite says "Obesity is highly prevalent and associated with at least as much morbidity as are poverty, smoking and problem drinking."

Not a better predictor, associated with as much. Nor does this imply a fat smoker is likely to come to harm from the fat rather than the cigarettes. It's about the causes of morbidity as a society not per individual.

And finally this goes to prove what a blight journal paywalls are on science and society.

[–]retrace 1 point2 points ago*

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I apologize for not originally linking to the full text (PDF), which I originally did not read, but you are wrong. The study used a linear regression analysis on survey results to find relationships between (1) the dichotomous variables of underweight, overweight, or obese vs. normal weight; has smoked or smoker vs non-smoker; and poor vs. non-poor and (2) count of chronic health conditions or scores on the physical health scale of the SF-12 (PCS-12), respectively.

Nor does this imply a fat smoker is likely to come to harm from the fat rather than the cigarettes. It's about the causes of morbidity as a society not per individual.

A regression analysis models the relationship between variables. With regard to these survey results, it tells you how much a change in one variable predicts change in another variable on average in the sample. Then, by comparing the effect sizes, the researchers attempt to determine whether differences between the strengths of the relationships are significant. This study is not about how much the variables contribute to morbidity rates in society. It is about the relationship between risk factors and morbidity of various health conditions as well as physical well-being in individuals on average (but not in any particular individual).

Not a better predictor, associated with as much.

I should have said stronger rather than better, but "at least as much" and "as much" do not mean the same thing. Specifically, the study found that severe obesity has a significantly stronger effect than smoking on both measures in women and that both moderate and severe obesity have a significantly stronger effect than smoking on chronic condition count in men. There was no significant difference in effect sizes in moderate obesity vs. smoking in women on both measures and obesity vs. smoking on PCS-12 score in men, but what I said was

That said, all I can find that compares the two is this RAND study that found that severe obesity is a better predictor of a variety of chronic health problems than smoking, heavy drinking, and poverty.

One thing I got a bit wrong was that severe obesity was not a stronger predictor than poverty in men, but that wasn't the issue at hand.

And finally this goes to prove what a blight journal paywalls are on science and society.

Agreed. And I should note that it's pretty rude to accuse someone of lying about something that can easily be misinterpreted, as you have demonstrated.

[–]Tiger_Bot_Hesh 3 points4 points ago

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Yes.

[–]MysticBurger 28 points29 points ago

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I haven't a clue what rappers voice I just read that in, but it was fantastic.

[–]ZaInT 16 points17 points ago

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Smokey from Friday, for some reason.

[–]MysticBurger 2 points3 points ago

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I can see that, definitely.

[–]standuptj 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking more like Ezell the crack head from friday. This scene came to mind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvXXy7fPP1M

[–]fah1m 7 points8 points ago

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I read it in Charlie Murphy's voice...

[–]Ziyad786 4 points5 points ago

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well i went through it a few times and came up with a few good candidates. Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, Martin Lawrence, and Samuel L. Jackson. They're not rappers, but you get the gist of it.

[–]MysticBurger 4 points5 points ago

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If it was anyone on that list, then I think it'd be more towards Martin Lawrence sounding to me.

[–]Wanderlustfull 4 points5 points ago

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Try it in Morgan Freeman's voice. It takes on whole new layers of meaning.

[–]supra9250 1 point2 points ago

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I read it in Method Man's voice

[–]KarmakazeNZ 1 point2 points ago

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Snoop Dogg or Ice-T both as pimp as they come. In their day.

[–]bmfbg 16 points17 points ago

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At the end... the thing with the neck... I fucking died.

[–]Wanderlustfull 18 points19 points ago

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Were you the 14yr old?

[–]Peaches666 6 points7 points ago

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I was thinking Noah Antwiler when he said "Spoony".

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[–]Arcantium 0 points1 point ago

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:( I've tried looking all over the place. NOTHING.

[–]contro 5 points6 points ago

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Anyone have the link to the break.com video of this?

[–]LET-7 2 points3 points ago

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what's all this, then? There's a video version of that kid hollerin at spoonay!?

[–]OffInBed 42 points43 points ago

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Please make many, many strips like this.

[–]omicron8 59 points60 points ago

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I doubt they will considering the OP didn't make this one.

[–]OffInBed 3 points4 points ago

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Oh.. well that's saddening. Is there a specific source for these then? I'm quite certain I'm going to read so many I will get sick of them by tommorow. But until then I WILL enjoy.

[–]kodutta7 5 points6 points ago

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This is one of those reposts that is extremely old, and funny EVERY TIME you read it.

[–]ukyah 8 points9 points ago

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that was good comedy.

[–]I_know_that_movie 4 points5 points ago

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Shit never gets old

[–]LET-7 3 points4 points ago

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holy fuck

[–]imanewbie 1 point2 points ago

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[–]adammcbomb 2 points3 points ago

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This is amazing. Well done.

[–]Asanokyo 2 points3 points ago

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I thought I was reading a skit from Supreme Clientele. That whole strip was read in O.D.B's voice.

[–]VanJunior 2 points3 points ago

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[–]woot26 3 points4 points ago

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I don't often save posts for repeating viewing pleasure, but this got saved. Fan-fucking-tastic.

[–]bentombed666 1 point2 points ago

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i have just been debating which voice i should be reading it in, mate thinks gangstar rapper, i think cartman.

perhaps we are both wrong.

[–]NotAllThatWitty 2 points3 points ago

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For some reason I read it in Charlie Day's voice

[–]PincushionAffair 1 point2 points ago

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I read it in the voice of joey diaz

[–]blackskyy 1 point2 points ago

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i was reading this, wondering wtf does spoon-ay mean.... and then i absolutely lost it! lols were had by all!

[–]BinaryTomato 1 point2 points ago

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Some serious skunks were burned while making these captions

[–]Spoonyknife 1 point2 points ago

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My user name no longer holds meaning...

[–]quijibo77 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty much sums up every conversation I heard while volunteering at the food bank...

[–]jakebluu 0 points1 point ago

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Damn

Just, damn.

[–]matisseman 3 points4 points ago

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had to walk away from my computer at work from laughing too hard

[–]Dr_Santa 1 point2 points ago

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That was beautiful.

[–]sigint_bn 0 points1 point ago

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Almost burst out laughing at the office...

[–]LennyPalmer 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha. Thank you so much. I was looking for this like 3 days ago and couldn't find it anywhere. I even googled and reddit searched "Spoony legit". I fucking love this.

[–]sp00nix 0 points1 point ago

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SPOON-IX

[–]oldcatfish 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell did I just read. And more importantly, why was it so damn funny??

[–]katey1801[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen the Spoonie part, so this was hilarious.

[–]KarmakazeNZ 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant.

[–]NateTheGrate94 0 points1 point ago

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God damn kids with their music.

[–]Comoros7 0 points1 point ago

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Is the script actually from something?

[–]Quothefool 0 points1 point ago

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It is 2:31 a.m., and I can now go to sleep. Thank you sir.

[–]fatmas 0 points1 point ago

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I laugh every time this gets posted but I don't understand why Shit and Fuck are starred out and Nigga isn't.

Shit's crazy yo.

[–]ApatheticElephant 0 points1 point ago

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They showed a video of this kid on the david letterman show (no idea what date; it was a rerun. I don't even know why I was watching it. I physically feel my IQ dropping every time they come on). He was talking to Herman Cain and showed him the video, and everyone was laughing their asses off. It made me think. If this was a white american kid who was a chain smoker, I wonder if they'd still find it hilarious.

[–]wtfwouldmazdo 0 points1 point ago

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[–]clevername23 0 points1 point ago

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Yay! I thought I might never see this again!

[–]mauxly 0 points1 point ago

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OP - We HAVE to know. I this original content? If so, please take our love. If not, please credit the source, and take our love for letting us know about it.

[–]CptTremendous[S] 1 point2 points ago

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No not my OC - I stumbled upon it and thought I'd share as I'd never seen it here

[–]mauxly 1 point2 points ago

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If you can track down the original source, I'm sure we'd love to heap enough praise on him/her to do another.

[–]simkessy 0 points1 point ago

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Haha thug liiiife!

[–]Batman_Dont_Care 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like the kid from Modern Family

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love this so much.

[–]dsfafhdsakf 0 points1 point ago

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This boy's life is a tragedy.

[–]KarmakazeNZ 3 points4 points ago

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Why? He seems well fed and he has smokes (something I can't afford at times).

And he has 99 bitches, something I've never had.

[–]ContactSc -2 points-1 points ago

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You deserve so much more karma for this.

[–]madrespect -3 points-2 points ago

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If this is OC you're a boss.

[–]jdrc07 -1 points0 points ago

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this showed up on 4chan literally years ago

[–]madrespect 1 point2 points ago

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Welp, I showed up on reddit literally months ago, and I look at 4chan literally never... NowIfeelstupid.

[–]KarmakazeNZ 0 points1 point ago

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That'll teach you, Noob.

:P

[–]Arcantium 0 points1 point ago

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Its okay. I can't look at 4chan. Its too NSFW. My computer is in the lounge :(

[–]jklpuzo 0 points1 point ago

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The article on this kid is only a year and a half old... that isn't literally years, that isn't even the minimum amount of years needed to be plural..

[–]jposk64 -2 points-1 points ago

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If you did this I love you

[–]SADoctorNick -4 points-3 points ago

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Ha ha, he sounds like a black stereotype! :D

[–]superdan95 -2 points-1 points ago

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REPOST

[–]FraggotMan -2 points-1 points ago

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this wasnt funny back in the 90s and it sure as shit aint funny now

seriosouly, the only thing thats reposted more is allison stoke pictures

[–]El_Diablos -3 points-2 points ago

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LOL!

[–]Dr_Eastman 0 points1 point ago

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No. Don't do that.

[–]Teabaginz -5 points-4 points ago

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This again?

[–]Dr_Eastman 0 points1 point ago

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No complaining about reposts.

[–]Teabaginz -1 points0 points ago

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But this one is reposted everyday.

[–]Dr_Eastman 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't matter.