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[–]beanso 22 points23 points ago

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[–]fuggetabouddit 1 point2 points ago

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Unfortunately, you are wasting your time. Apparently, all of Reddit now loves reposts. Far funnier than original content. In fact, it seems the shorter the window between reposts, the better the response from the crowd. Weird.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wow. Somebody is losing it.

[–]MrFrenchTickler -1 points0 points ago

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Listen, I thought it was a stupid pun. I google image searched "keyboard with control missing", put it on imgur and uploaded it to reddit. I had no idea this had been posted before.

[–]mexicanStaringFrog 0 points1 point ago

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Why did you delete the post?

[–]MrFrenchTickler -1 points0 points ago

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Because when I found out it was a repost, I wanted to get rid of it.

[–]ara_p -2 points-1 points ago

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Zing!

[–]socratesdiedon420 17 points18 points ago

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Just ESC the madness.

[–]RupeyDoop 6 points7 points ago

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There's always an ALTernative.

[–]Novelt_Acct 9 points10 points ago

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Just take a pause/break

[–]jpetrov16 4 points5 points ago

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You can say you deleted it.

[–]TheWoodenMan 5 points6 points ago

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I'm going to have to keep TABs on you guys from now on.

[–]efftony 3 points4 points ago

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You just need some SPACE that's all.

[–]jakfischer 2 points3 points ago

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I wish I could INSert a good pun too.

[–]sfootsoldiers 2 points3 points ago

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Holy SHIFT! Anther pun thread!? When will it END?

[–]vgman20 -1 points0 points ago

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This thread needs to END.

[–]zaydoc 3 points4 points ago

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Not until I go HOME.

[–]toastedipod 2 points3 points ago

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this is a very ENTERtaining thread

[–]Moses2112 -3 points-2 points ago

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Where's home @ for you?

[–]TheMan76 0 points1 point ago

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All you need to do is SHIFT back into a (+) attitude

[–]Voltorbs_Anus -1 points0 points ago

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I think you need to make some space between you and your keyboard

[–]Piratiko 5 points6 points ago

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I had a friend in middle school who called that key "ka-tarl" (basically, pronouncing 'Ctrl' the way it's spelled).

His reasoning was: "if it's supposed to be 'control,' there's enough room on the key for the whole word."

[–]infinifunny -1 points0 points ago

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This makes me Alternate - Function 4 everything.

[–]Piratiko 0 points1 point ago

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Well at least Alt and F we pronounce the way they're shown on the keyboard. Ctrl is the only key where we say something other than what's printed on it.

[–]missing-alt-text 4 points5 points ago

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Photo a black computer keyboard with the 'Ctrl' key removed.

[–]hoptowngurl09 1 point2 points ago

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Calm down! D:

[–]straylight85 1 point2 points ago

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No more copypasta for you.

[–]gemma_fox 1 point2 points ago

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I had to look down at my keyboard to see what key that was. I'm a blonde

[–]suupbritt 1 point2 points ago

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This is so ENTERtaining.

[–]YolSaffBridge 1 point2 points ago

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I pop the insert key out of every new keyboard I buy because fuck that key

[–]gottasay 1 point2 points ago

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[–]pifarm 0 points1 point ago

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DAH NAH DUN DAH NAH DUN DAH NAH DUN DAH NAH DUN DANANANANANANANANA

[–]check_one 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fortworthbret 1 point2 points ago

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[–]izoomie 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for the chuckle

[–]rufizzle 0 points1 point ago

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I feel guilty for chuckling

[–]jabbid111 1 point2 points ago

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Where's the Any key? There doesn't seem to be any Any key.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason I thought this was going to be about poop. I was disappointed.

[–]fuelvolts 1 point2 points ago

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I see Ctrl and PgUp....I don't see the any key!

[–]umlong23 0 points1 point ago

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All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. Oh no time for that the computers starting.

[–]attomsk 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS.

[–]Jendall 4 points5 points ago

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No, its not.

[–]attomsk 0 points1 point ago

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Whoosh

[–]jakfischer -4 points-3 points ago

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Yes, it is.

[–]OrangeWool 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, it least you have a way out. http://i.imgur.com/h0OcJ.jpg

[–]chowriit 0 points1 point ago

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You'd probably been quietly loosing it for a while...

[–]berwak 0 points1 point ago

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Is the whole "loosing" thing a joke or a meme or something? I see the mistake of using "loosing" instead of "losing" all the damn time, but I think I may be missing something here. Someone please elaborate.

[–]chowriit 0 points1 point ago

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Normally it's non-English speakers/typos, in this case it was an attempt at a (bad) pun.

[–]JacobYEah 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]ADHD_Supernova 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of my old Counter Strike rig. I took the windows buttons off so it would quit minimizing my screen only to find out the sound wouldn't work after that.

[–]daedlus 0 points1 point ago

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If control is on the bottom of the keyboard... is anything really under control?

[–]daedlus 0 points1 point ago

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If control is on the bottom of the keyboard... is anything really under control?

[–]VampireInBlack 0 points1 point ago

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I just happened to be listening to this when I saw this post.

[–]Vistz 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[–]Aneirin 0 points1 point ago

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Oh no, not me, I never lost CTRL.

[–]GratuitousDowner 0 points1 point ago

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Workplace disgruntlement and depression is extremely common. Especially with the current state of the U.S. economy, stresses about work and finance are enough to overwhelm substantial percentages of employed people. Many live with fears about job security, and in many cases these fears are grounded.

The OP's joke may be funny, but what makes it funny is that so many can relate to the urge to lose control of themselves due to work-related issues...

[–]ara_p 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]BitBrain 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, SHIFT happens.

[–]athanc 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mightypenguina 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry, I found it!

[–]joshthehappy 0 points1 point ago

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I would be so sad, I've had the same keyboard since 1999.

[–]katzmandoo 0 points1 point ago

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You are out of control!

[–]pilken 0 points1 point ago

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how do you Fn?

[–]LieutenantPike 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry, guy. It happens to all of us.

And man, you think you're catching crap for it?

[–]clonedlemons 0 points1 point ago

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What a 'Dad' joke.

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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Clever girl....

[–]Pieloi -1 points0 points ago

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Someone needs to come up with a snappy name for jokes that keep resurfacing.

And it can't be called Das Boot humour because that's already taken.

[–]ru5ty 0 points1 point ago

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reddit

[–]kris919 -1 points0 points ago

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Let's just call it Digg Humor.

[–]magicbullets -2 points-1 points ago

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Groundhog humour.

[–]ForgotMyPants -1 points0 points ago

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I've scoured the Googles for information on what "Das Boot humour" is but found nothing.

[–]Brando2600 -1 points0 points ago

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Don't worry, you have an ALTternate.

[–]Turious 0 points1 point ago

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And now I'm thinking about Notpron. Thanks.

[–]MumBum -2 points-1 points ago

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I command you to look for it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Oh come on, there has to be an ALTernate solution.

[–]Piratiko 4 points5 points ago

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Puns aren't funny. Let's shift to another subject.

[–]Kertelen -2 points-1 points ago

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But wait, I decided to enter this puntrain too!

[–]Pravusmentis -1 points0 points ago

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That's fine as long as you don't return to it

[–]MasterMeme 0 points1 point ago

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We can't let everyone on this Page Down, we must think of more!

[–]Furrbahl -2 points-1 points ago

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Guess it's too late to just Delete this thread.

[–]MumBum 0 points1 point ago

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There's really no way to ESCape it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly, you've just got to find a witty way to INSERT it

[–]Nitro187 -4 points-3 points ago

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If anyone PRINT SCREEN's this into a new post, I'll END their lives. Now if everyone can just PAUSE, and take a BREAK from this thread, & and give this thread some SPACE... I'll be happy.....

Screw you guys, I'm going HOME.

[–]Nitro187 2 points3 points ago

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oh yeah... and Windows Key.... cause Fuck you.

[–]kneekaps -2 points-1 points ago

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repost of a repost ಠ_ಠ