the feeling of being home and pooping in your own toilet again

ironkhan · 9 months

I even acquire a British accent during the process

KiLLaKRaGGy · 9 months

When I take a poop at home I think to myself, "wow, this feels like the first time I heard Susan Boyle."

forge12 · 9 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk at 3:21 which coincidentally, is a great video

TumorPizza · 9 months

You need to be pooping at work. That is all.

mrmyxlplyx · 9 months

Coincidentally, we had a water main break at the office today. You don't know how much I am look forward towards going home...

eric_md · 9 months

http://www.workpoop.com/

shaft0 · 9 months

I have lived in my house for a few months. I've pooped there maybe a handful of times. Though, I must say, after getting back from a work trip to London, dropping a deuce in the office toilets really felt like home for me. Being paid to poop > Wasting free time at home.

PsychedelicFairy · 9 months

The bathroom at my work is basically my personal bathroom when I'm there because I'm one of only two dudes in the office and we don't usually work together. There's about 20 women fighting for the other bathroom all the time and they envy us.

x-atm092 · 9 months

Just came in to ask: Simon smiles?

Sachiano · 9 months

With a large applausing audience in attendance? Sounds about right for me.

GratuitousDowner · 9 months

Simon Cowell's snarkiness and condescension towards some contestants strikes me as mean and not particularly funny.

What bothers me is that so many people enjoy this hostility because it is human nature to feel better about oneself when others are put down.

stevesonaplane · 9 months

A drawing of me pooping. nsfw

slothboy_x2 · 9 months

source

TeddyBear_Squabble · 9 months

Even better when you're 2 roommates are no where to be seen.

infinite0ne · 9 months

I dunno... I agree that the home toilet is indeed the most relaxing place to lay some cable, but I rather enjoy the idea of getting paid to stock the pond with brown trout.

ropers · 9 months

Aspect ratios. Fucking learn about them.

PermanentWaves · 9 months

Always the best part of coming home from college. My toilet is my sanctuary.

Gramma42ton · 9 months

I am on the other end of Europe for university, and I can't stop thinking about this every morning

boxhunter91 · 9 months

Yes Yes. 1000x Yes!!!

ketchy_shuby · 9 months

That man's chin is huge.

VanHaesebroucke · 9 months

upvote for your serendipitous posting of this image, when mere hours ago I was awkwardly (and unsuccessfully) trying to conceal a Harry-from-Dumb-&-Dumber proportioned dump at my new lady's house.

CatsTuxedo · 9 months

My only regret is, I have only one upvote to give for this post.

But pooping at work does beat it sometimes. Only if you're pooping on the clock.

Skylerguns · 9 months

Could anyone tell me where that gifs from

themadhiker · 9 months

Simon Cowell once came to our office to film parts of the judges deliberation for Britain's got talent. The only chance I got to speak to him was to hold open the door to the toilet as he went in and I left. I'm sure this expression was given soon after that moment.

facial · 9 months

I call that 'Home Field Advantage'

Bro-Science · 9 months

again?? that's the ONLY place i poop. period. no exceptions, ever.

btlyger · 9 months

This is why I love the holidays.

chodeking · 9 months

Gosh, I hate pooping in my college dorm. You have to put on that little paper thingy and then pop the hole and then poop through it and then throw it away. All the keep your butt clean. SUCH A HASSLE =[

Spants23 · 9 months

I love home bowl advantage

nldarab · 9 months

That was Absolutely Dreadful... It sounded like a karaoke bar gone wrong, you really should work on your muscle control.

Br-ix · 9 months

Literally JUST happened 10 minutes ago. I take giant shits and my apartment toilet at college clogs up without fail. Come home and drop a massive deuce and it flushes with no problem. Damn it's good to be home.

gangy86 · 9 months

Shit Break?

daveloper · 9 months

susan boyled

Zukkini · 9 months

I don't always take a dump, but when I do I've always got a cheering audience behind me.

theusualmadman · 9 months

This feeling is compounded exponentially when you've been in Afghanistan pooping through a shit-splattered hole in the floor all year.

sophiav · 9 months

YES.

mrpopenfresh · 9 months

False, pooping abroad is more satifying considering you don't need to scrub the bowl, plus you get to share the perfume with others.

BricksWereShat · 9 months

I wish I had people clap for me when I dropped a massive deuce.

:(

Scarjaka · 9 months

I'm happy to know I'll be experiencing this feeling again tomorrow!

canucksforlife · 9 months

Being in the army and having experienced not pooping in my own toilet for long periods of time this is accurate.

matchel74 · 9 months

I am looking forward to this so much...

StMayfair · 9 months

So much yes.

spazmodic- · 9 months

*Posted while on my toilet

Sfork · 9 months

I actually like starbucks more. I'm a tall guy and they have the tallest toilets ever.

esssssss · 9 months

Boy, reddit. You really love your poop.

THE_MOST_JUMP · 9 months

I feel the same way when a guest leves after a few hours.

nic4all · 9 months

Bonus points for you. I absolutely am pooping as I type!

thinkovertly · 9 months

Soldiers know this feeling better than you can imagine.

chadbrochillent · 9 months

Never a better feeling

RayADropofGoldenSun · 9 months

And not have to tear off an arm's length of toilet paper to wipe after a piss...

lordeddardstark · 9 months

I just realized the Simon looks a little like Jony Ive

Buff_Stuff · 9 months

I'm going to break the intergalactic laws right now and say UPVOTE IF YOU'RE POOPING RIGHT NOW!!! :D

bmfbg · 9 months

Ah peace and quiet while I shit. turn on ipod

wafflestomp · 9 months

Reddit has a pooping fetish.

beforehyperion · 9 months

are you by any chance a Knox student?

ohmygodbees · 9 months

oh god, i spend a week at a time out of town....you dont know the HALF of it!

AllTheG00dNamesRGone · 9 months

oh mother of god....sweet ecstasy.

Pturd · 9 months

He wasn't pooping in his own toilet, he creamed his pants watching / listening to Susan Boyle!

bporter84 · 9 months

Personally, I don't feel like a complete cunt when I take a shit in my own bathroom.

[deleted] · 9 months

I SHIT in the toilet. What are you? 4 years old?

charged4ever · 9 months

It's the only bowl I shit in

mynameisSold · 9 months

WOW NICE TRY DYLAN

kope19 · 9 months

Why poo at home when you can poo at work and get paid for it? Now thats a great feeling, getting paid to shit.

aidrocsid · 9 months

Pooping as we speak.

steffleberries · 9 months

i would up-vote this one thousand times over

frogbox · 9 months

I work with porta potties. Cleaning them so this comment hits home pretty hard

funny

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