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[–]retepeter 21 points22 points ago

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we got a baaaaaaa-dass over here

[–]jakfischer 3 points4 points ago

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what the actual buck

[–]nomalas 1 point2 points ago

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It was a joke, ram-it!

[–]JohnDoeNuts 35 points36 points ago

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[–]Piratiko 13 points14 points ago

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This one is a thousand times better. I laugh every single time.

[–]toothpickwars 1 point2 points ago

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EVER TIM

[–]Piratiko 6 points7 points ago

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LIEK DIS IF U LAFF EVER TIM

[–]toothpickwars -1 points0 points ago

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BACK AND FORTH 5EVER ))<>((

[–]iDenis 6 points7 points ago

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This has been my desktop background for a month now. Makes me giggle every single time.

[–]eyecite 7 points8 points ago

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not quite the same, but this one's mine:

http://imgur.com/fAqtG

[–]palealepizza 2 points3 points ago

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[–]JohnDoeNuts 0 points1 point ago

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Same hahaha.

[–]VaultBoy13 8 points9 points ago

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Soooo.... Is everyone gonna keep posting the old "fuck tha police" pics with the new title "call the cops, I don't give a fuck"? ... I'm missing something, aren't I?

[–]roccanet 7 points8 points ago

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casual pepper spray cop meme in 3...2...111

[–]palealepizza 10 points11 points ago

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[–]XarabidopsisX 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping for it. Thank you for not disappointing.

[–]mrb2011 7 points8 points ago

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[–]hmwalls 2 points3 points ago

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Kids these days...

[–]swisspassport 1 point2 points ago

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That caption needs to be on this pic. The other one (alpaca in a scarf) does not seem to be doing anything wrong...

[–]infidel78 1 point2 points ago

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"He's like'put your dukes up' and I'm like 'I got fuckin no dukes"

[–]inibrius 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS

[–]wildlikechildren365 1 point2 points ago

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He sure ain't kidding.

Eh? Eh? See what I did there?

[–]TheRabidBadger 1 point2 points ago

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Honey Goat don't care

[–]zachsm 0 points1 point ago

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Is that the top of Mt Washington?

[–]kevemerson 0 points1 point ago

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Don't remember any white fences up there... Rock pile reminded me of it too.

[–]buddybonesbones 0 points1 point ago

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As long as you don't kiss a consenting goat of your same age we won't!

[–]LadyScientist 0 points1 point ago

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goats are funny like that. I used to work at a barn, and even when we used chicken wire to try to keep them in they would still find a way out. and they are pretty smart too! There was one that we eventually gave up on and let roam the barn freely... he followed us around like a dog!

[–]CapnGoat 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe you'd tattle tail on me. D:

[–]azazelthegoat 0 points1 point ago

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Is that you Cap'n? I thought that I recognized that face!

[–]missing-alt-text 0 points1 point ago

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Photo of a small goat with horns standing on a pile of large rocks. In front of the pile is a sign which reads:

Please do not climb on rocks

[–]jbrand1 0 points1 point ago

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so the goat put up the sign then?

[–]bonestamp 0 points1 point ago

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Quick, put some lemon on his back!

[–]Momonga_In_Flight 0 points1 point ago

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This kid just doesn't get it!

[–]aproxxy 0 points1 point ago

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"You all are just a bunch of sheep! No, really, you are four-legged wool-covered herbivores!"

[–]bitcheslovedroids[!] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ndwork 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for that.

[–]doom_mantia 0 points1 point ago

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Not a single fuck was given.

[–]sonofkyuss 0 points1 point ago

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Baaaaaaacupy moundstreet

[–]panda_slayer5 0 points1 point ago

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Quickly, someone shop in the "Casually Pepper Spray Everything" cop. Oh wait, did we run another meme into the ground already?

[–]kolme 0 points1 point ago

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Meh, goats will be goats...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What was the bear in the dumpster version of this! I have to KNOOOOW!

[–]Irishstyle 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should put the cop spraying pepper spray on this goat... just a thought..

[–]fartlikeaboss 0 points1 point ago

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That monkey really doesn't give a fuck. Respect.

[–]citrus2644 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should make this into a meme.

Warning Signs? Billy Goat Don't give a fuck.

[–]mrflippurz 0 points1 point ago

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Why are Goats always the Rebels?

[–]skeddles 0 points1 point ago

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GOAT GET DOWN!

[–]Cephelopodia 0 points1 point ago

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I had to upgoat this.

[–]matrixrory 0 points1 point ago

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OCCUPY THE ROCKS!

[–]GodofPH 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DarthNative -1 points0 points ago

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FUCK THE SYSTEM!

[–]THE_IMPERIAL_GUARD -1 points0 points ago

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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW, PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR TIME!

[–]blaketar3 -1 points0 points ago

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Repost?

[–]YO_ITS_TYRESE -2 points-1 points ago

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i cant begin to express how relieved i was that this wasnt another repost of the bear in the dumpster.