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[–]fitofone 24 points25 points ago

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Death: Man, I'd kill to have that ass...

[–]basicxenocide 3 points4 points ago

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Death: Man, I'd tap that ass and watch it jiggle be dead.

[–]failcheck 24 points25 points ago

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Death: Man, I'd bury a bone in that ass.

[–]sifumokung 14 points15 points ago

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That's a great painting of Gary Oldman.

[–]genericwit 3 points4 points ago

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Seriously, that guy's in everything.

[–]StrangerInTheRye 0 points1 point ago

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Being on everything is a perk that comes with being an Oldman I suppose.

[–]DeltaShield 1 point2 points ago

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I totally agree -- I was just gonna say that

[–]Furrbahl 0 points1 point ago

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That's Gary Oldman? I thought it was an aged Ryan Renolds.

[–]Incredible_Mandible 14 points15 points ago

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Reposted a million times.

Has received a million upvotes from me.

[–]verdatum 6 points7 points ago

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Artn00b here. Could someone ID the painting plz?

[–]arthistoryisawesome 17 points18 points ago

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Arnold Böcklin - Self Portrait with Death http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_B%C3%B6cklin

[–]agentoneal 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only one that notices the striking resemblance between the artist and the founder of Wikipedia on the same page?!

[–]verdatum 1 point2 points ago

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thanks much!

[–]Rinkles 5 points6 points ago

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thanks for adding nothing to the internet

[–]Canitrollyou 1 point2 points ago

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[–]musclemonkey20 2 points3 points ago

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I seen't it. I seen't it.

[–]alphaCEO -1 points0 points ago

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whats with this? Seeing it everywhere

[–]musclemonkey20 -1 points0 points ago

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watch pineapple express. then you will understand.

[–]alphaCEO 0 points1 point ago

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I've seent it..

edit: years ago, and what has made it pop up here today

[–]besessen 1 point2 points ago

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Chris Parnell hangs with Death?

[–]cbsauder 2 points3 points ago

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This is ancient. Still funny though.

[–]sasemax 1 point2 points ago

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Fun, but repost.

[–]littlesteelo 0 points1 point ago

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I for one have never seen this before, so who cares if it is a repost?

[–]tapdathoe 0 points1 point ago

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ME!

[–]Alanorig 0 points1 point ago

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aww yeeeee muffins

[–]Senator_Christmas 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, death.

[–]The_Eclectic_Stoic 0 points1 point ago

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Whats the name of the actual picture/painting?

[–]huntgrav 0 points1 point ago

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I can't upvote because it's about death and it's at 666.

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago*

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Glad to know someone shares my garden tool fetish.

[–]ForTheBacon -3 points-2 points ago

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A hoe, being a garden tool, doesn't usually have an ass. "Ho" is short for "Whore" and is the word you're looking for.

[–]cbsauder 0 points1 point ago

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You say this like the OP made that pic...

[–]ForTheBacon 5 points6 points ago

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Does it matter? Let's all get on the same page about GRAMMAR!

[–]cbsauder -1 points0 points ago

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Fair enough.

[–]tar_heeldd -3 points-2 points ago

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Hoe? You should have seen the rack on that rake!

[–]Quothefool -1 points0 points ago

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Is that supposed to be Faustus from Marlowe's work, the Tragic something or other of Dr. Faustus?

[–]JackpotDen -2 points-1 points ago

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