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[–]SolidDexter 74 points75 points ago

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Bitch, I live in a fucking trashcan!

[–]cluelesspuma 21 points22 points ago

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Get it together Grouch!

[–]feelmyice 14 points15 points ago

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I'm sick, Bird. I need some smack, Bird!

[–]MaidenLane 1 point2 points ago

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"I beat my dick like it owes me money."

[–]generalguyz 14 points15 points ago

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The best part about that clip is that he's talking to his son. For me, at least.

[–]RickRossovich 25 points26 points ago

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You gonna go tell your momma I'm cussin' in the house!??

SHIT!!

[–]diskfurnace 15 points16 points ago

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Annnnd here's the clip.

[–]KTEAR 27 points28 points ago

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"FUCK NICK CANNON!! runnin off with all ya school clothes money!" I love this skit. Still watch Chappelle's show on NetFlix

[–]curt4074 14 points15 points ago

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He's Hilarious

[–]The_Schwenk 0 points1 point ago

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It's even funnier because this episode was on comedy central last night

[–]dfc222 23 points24 points ago

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Its funny to see people think they are saving money by buying a bunch of cheap shit when in fact they are losing money by buying things they would have never ordinarily bought. The exception to this is that if there is something you have wanted for a while but waited to buy until it went on sale.

[–]REVOREV[S] 24 points25 points ago

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EXACTLY! I agree to the fullest. Every year my friends are like "Yo that TV's on sale! You should buy it" And I'm like "Bitch, I ain't need no motherfunkin' TV. I already have a 52 inch flatscreen. Also, a motherfunker can't even afford cable, so what's the point?" I only buy stuff if I need it.

[–]im_lost_at_sea 20 points21 points ago

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You actually talk like that?

[–]RudolphGregor 13 points14 points ago

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Obviously, didn't you see the .gif?

[–]chrisc098 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't you get the memo?

[–]im_lost_at_sea 0 points1 point ago*

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I thought it was a metaphor.

[–]MrClean75 0 points1 point ago

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He's so angry!

[–]emlgsh 7 points8 points ago

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I just go there to watch the soap-bubble-thin veneer of civility evaporate and behold mankind at its most primal. Sights I'm hoping to see include women using toddlers as battering rams, parents with babies being trampled by crowds of obese housewives, and children fighting in the aisles for the last of a popular toy only to have an unrelated adult rip it from them and abscond.

I haven't seen cannibalism yet, but maybe some year...

[–]MaidenLane 1 point2 points ago

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If they were locked inside the store for more than 8 hours, I guarantee you that somebody is going to go all Albert Fish up in that summbitch.

[–]emlgsh 1 point2 points ago

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Why do you think most Wal-Marts now feature attached fast food restaurants?

[–]learningphotoshop 2 points3 points ago

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Or so that you can get a better present for the same price you were gonna get that blender.

[–]grubas 0 points1 point ago

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If there's anything I've learned from behavioural economics, it's that people are good at not realizing exactly how stupid their spending mistakes are.

[–]CW3MH6 0 points1 point ago

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I've been wanting to get a nice Plasma screen for over a year now, I'm still rocking a tiny CRT TV. Unfortunately, most of the great "deals" during Black Friday are just the retailers trying to get rid of their shitty stock. The good televisions generally don't have nearly as good a deal (though you could still save a bit)

[–]peanutbutternipples 0 points1 point ago

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the fallacy of sunk costs

[–]Nesman64 15 points16 points ago

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It's a shame how it sneaks up on us. Just like Christmas. It'd be nice if they could schedule these things ahead of time and give somebody a chance to save up some cash.

[–]DroogyParade 12 points13 points ago

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They need to invent some sort of counter to keep track of the days.

[–]Willie_Main 7 points8 points ago

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and a means to mass produce the counter and provide it to everyday people!

[–]chrisc098 2 points3 points ago

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THIS! I have been saying that for as long as I can remember, which is hard to keep track of when you have to go by the sun.

[–]DialSquare 8 points9 points ago

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Nick Cannon is hil-ar-ious.

[–]asynomous 4 points5 points ago

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This is how i feel every Saturday.

[–]juggy_11 5 points6 points ago

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This is how I feel the day after I get my pay check.

[–]Le_Plant 2 points3 points ago

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This is what I hear when I accidentally go to Wal-Mart on the first of the month.

[–]asynomous 0 points1 point ago

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:(

[–]stone500 1 point2 points ago

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Cyber Monday always trumps Black Friday for me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Any excuse to say or think 'nigga' - White People.

[–]Mackinstyle 3 points4 points ago

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Ugh Black Friday. I find pride in not participating. I'm not usually some annoying consumerist hippie but I can't help but feel like Black Friday goers seem like cattle, rushing and pushing and being inhuman in order to get deals. It's like the worst of what we can be.

Not sure what to say about the people who skip or shorten Thanksgiving in order to get a discount...

[–]generalguyz 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Mackinstyle -2 points-1 points ago

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Haha I love the tophat. Not sure what message you're trying to make.

[–]xrisnothing 4 points5 points ago

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You are so good. You are so smart and so valuable. Your opinion is the correct one.

[–]Willie_Main 1 point2 points ago

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I try to feel the same way but there are some crazy good deals on games this year. I'm afraid I'll be waking my ass up at 6:30 Friday morning to get a few good ones on the cheap.

[–]eternyl 1 point2 points ago

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Achievement unlocked!...you got Hated on, for Hatin' on.

[–]jasmaree 0 points1 point ago

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You realize you can go and not act like that, right? Most of the time there isn't much pushing, shoving, and yanking. It's just much more crowded in the store than it usually is.

[–]taniquetil 1 point2 points ago

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Been there done that.

The real money is in Cyber Monday.

[–]celesteyay 0 points1 point ago

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What's cyber monday?

[–]IronMikeT 0 points1 point ago

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why does the gif seem like its sped up

[–]sneakyninjapants 0 points1 point ago

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Watched this episode last night, awesome.

[–]JustHereToFFFFFFFUUU 1 point2 points ago

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I feel: why would people willingly put themselves through this? It's not that it's cheap, you can get that stuff online cheaper. But some people LOVE sale shopping, they love elbowing someone out of the way to get that bargain top, they want to feel the torpidity of queueing. Let them have their fun I say, but do not expect me to feel the same way.

My christmas shopping is DONE, bitches.

[–]schoolairplane 0 points1 point ago

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People are pathetic enough to camp outside stores early on Thanksgiving night in order to get deals. It's shit like this America

[–]funpowder_plot 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not saying she's a golddigger, but she probably ain't messing with you...

[–]Olibolipewp 0 points1 point ago

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or as i like to call it.....friday

[–]Friendsown 0 points1 point ago

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gif is not as funny as the context and entire sketch

[–]cosmopolous 0 points1 point ago

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I get it, it's funny because the crazy man is actually black!

[–]360walkaway 1 point2 points ago

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When some of my friends complain about being broke, I always remind them that they essentially sign over their checks to the liquor store and mall all year long.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love this holiday, I love honoring African-America culture by adopting their spending habits once a year.

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, what's the point of Black Friday? Is it training for boxing day?

[–]MezzaCorux 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because he's black

[–]ubiquitousanathema 0 points1 point ago

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Same.

[–]Baes -1 points0 points ago

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Dave..is a god

[–]gangy86 5 points6 points ago

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Sad he had to go.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I have to work in that bullshit ಠ_ಠ

[–]DialSquare 2 points3 points ago

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samesies. should be fun.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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what store are you working at? i'm working at kohls.

[–]DialSquare 2 points3 points ago

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I'm going to be the bouncer-type guy who opens the door for people at Guess. From 10pm to 6am. Dear Lord.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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i'm going to be bagging clothes and what not from 12am to 8:30am. gonna be fun

[–]celesteyay 0 points1 point ago

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Guess? Who goes Black Friday shopping at Guess?

[–]DialSquare 0 points1 point ago

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Beats me, I've never gone shopping at Guess at all. I guess I'll find out tomorrow.

[–]Grumpuff 0 points1 point ago

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What's a black Friday?

[–]dhaft88 2 points3 points ago

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Two days prior to Cypress Hill's Black Sunday - sales everywhere, because it's the day after Thanksgiving. What better to cure a hangover than buying new shit?

[–]d4n 0 points1 point ago

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I would sum my feelings up as "What the hell is wrong with you people!!?"

[–]chrisc098 2 points3 points ago

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I don't pretend to have any lofty ideals or to be better than everyone, I just don't want to wake my ass up that early to fight for things, they can have all the things.

[–]maristar87 0 points1 point ago

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I work at a major retail store and I'll spoil it for you. We unloaded all of our Black Friday stuff and it is EXACTLY the same trash we had last year (with one or two good deals.) I was worried about being tempted to buy all kinds of things but I seriously have no desire whatsoever to get anything, and I'm working a 9+ hour shift that day.

[–]uRprobablyagay -1 points0 points ago

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Then it's probably REALLY cruel that they call it 'Black Friday.'

[–]Athene_Wins -1 points0 points ago

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I live in Canada... Our thanksgivings don't have those sweet delicious savings :(.

[–]dlistblogger -1 points0 points ago

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I feel like I have to wake up obscenely (sp?) early and go to work

[–]bitcheslovedroids 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cuppincayk -1 points0 points ago

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All I can tell you is that he's gay. GAY, GAY!

[–]MTrigs -2 points-1 points ago

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HAHAHAHAHA

Well played my friend, well played.