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[–]confusionion 54 points55 points ago

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Push somewhere them else.

[–]deddoc 2 points3 points ago*

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This. If one is going to attempt type layout, one should first learn how to layout type for legibility.

edit: simplified sentence for smartasses

[–]gp0 4 points5 points ago

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Don't you mean one first should layout type a proper manner in legibility?

[–]Concussi0n 2 points3 points ago

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U ARE MY LONG LOST BROTHER

[–]Epifil 25 points26 points ago

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Did you guys know that he has a PhD on Wumbology and that he plays the Mayonnaise? What a man.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know if the American public is ready for an intellectual in the White House...

[–]MrMoustachio 9 points10 points ago

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He's got your repost.

[–]thatguy314159 2 points3 points ago

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Push the resposts somewhere else too, while you're at it.

[–]ImmortalWarrior 2 points3 points ago

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Repost.

[–]Concussi0n 1 point2 points ago

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seems like President Bush's poster but with Patrick Star photoshopped in. hehehe

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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One of the two is dull, uneducated and says things that are rather idiotic, and the other one lives under the Sea

[–]stupid_sasquatch 1 point2 points ago

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and PUSH somewhere them ELSE

[–]mentholcase 0 points1 point ago

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glad someone else caught that too

[–]Rakuen 1 point2 points ago

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He's the kind of guy I could sit down and drink a beer with

[–]Auklon 1 point2 points ago

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That's Mr.Doctor Professor Patrick!

[–]Scorp63 2 points3 points ago

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Isn't this what we already do?

[–]Rakuen 2 points3 points ago

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thats the joke

[–]wesman212 0 points1 point ago

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I laugh because it's better than anything else we have right now

[–]twdruhot 0 points1 point ago

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I need a bumper sticker of this picture.

[–]durntdehpirate 0 points1 point ago

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I don't mind seeing Patrick as the president. As long as he doesn't push any problems into Canada.

[–]Battlesheep 0 points1 point ago

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so he promises to do the same as every politician ever, but at least he's honest.

[–]manwithnoname_88 0 points1 point ago

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Dr. John Zoidberg for president.

Why not Zoidberg?

[–]rainysquirel 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen this one before! Did you make it yourself?

[–]frankhorriganlovesto 0 points1 point ago

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How are we sure that Patrick Starfish was born a US citizen?

[–]rmhawesome -2 points-1 points ago

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I believe in Harvey Dent

[–]VLDT -1 points0 points ago

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He stole his whole platform from the incumbents...all of them.

[–]Benjamak -1 points0 points ago

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Patrick Star For President of the world

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Well, he couldn't do any worse, could he?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Awww come on, why not Zoidburg?

[–]irsmart2 -4 points-3 points ago

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Just Like Obama, Take today's economic problems and push them on our kids and grandkids.

[–]carleslireis 6 points7 points ago

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Or really any politician for the last 30-40 years.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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cough Reagan cough