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[–]johnjaques 13 points14 points ago

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I find the implication offensive. Not all black males beat women. i mean, he's a baby for goodness sake!

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points ago

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yea, about horrible you are at photoshop

[–]buckie33 65 points66 points ago

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he didnt photoshop this, its been re-posted a million times, and yes its photoshoped too.

[–]drummererb 43 points44 points ago

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It could be worse. They could be as horrible at Photoshop as you are at grammar.

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[–]spherexenon 4 points5 points ago

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same, not everyone has been on reddit a million years. Maybe when you keep seeing reposts you 1. Start generating more content or 2. get off reddit and stfu about it already...

[–]CicisbeoOfCognizance 18 points19 points ago

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The first time I saw this picture I felt like a genius.

"Hey... hey! I CAN IMMEDIATELY TELL THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!

...

downvote."

[–]CryoEnix 4 points5 points ago

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In my experience, you're more likely to get downvoted if you could tell because of the pixels

[–]gun_toting_catharsis 0 points1 point ago

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you have to get rid of all the pixels

ALL of them.

[–]litlebrownowl 18 points19 points ago

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. . . because domestic violence is hilarious.

[–]Smofo 4 points5 points ago

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[–]prof_doxin 2 points3 points ago

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The role of wet-blanket will be played in this thread by litlebrownowl.

[–]Kracus 1 point2 points ago

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People like you make it hilarious. It's the indignation at something that didn't really happen that's funny. The fact people get outraged by stuff like this is what makes stuff like this a joke in the first place. The more accepting you are of how ridiculous people can get, the more ridiculous those people get in order to offend people who are easily offended.

[–]litlebrownowl 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not offended, exactly. There was no outrage here, I just kind of rolled my eyes. It's 'shopped, nobody actually got hit here. I just fail to find it funny.

I realize there's an important value in finding humor in absolutely everything. Yet, at the same time, I just can't seem to find a situation in my head that would make domestic violence seem funny to me.

Oh, well, it's my baggage to carry.

[–]FourFingeredMartian 0 points1 point ago

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It can be. Ever see a couple fight that met in clown college?

[–]SPAAACE 0 points1 point ago

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i wish this was a real video.

[–]NuclearWookie -1 points0 points ago

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Yep. So is rape. Deal with it.

[–]blacksheeping 0 points1 point ago

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only when there's a joker in the pack.

[–]VOTE_FOR_PEDRO 6 points7 points ago

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wow, is her black eye contagious or what

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, the man must be left handed.

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[–]conanarama -1 points0 points ago

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It's called a pimp slap.

[–]hawkens85 2 points3 points ago

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No, it doesn't tell a story, and I'm tired of this repeated poor attempt at humor that's blatantly racist.

[–]thedeathmachine 3 points4 points ago

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how is it racist? the dude punched his wife because she got knocked up by another dude. white trash.

[–]cobody 0 points1 point ago

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But isn't white trash the n-word for white people?

[–]ihavetwolastnames 4 points5 points ago

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It doesn't have the strong negative historical connotations that the n word has. I mean, white people weren't called "white trash" during their enslavement... As a white person, there's really no set racial slur that would really get my blood boiling.

[–]thedeathmachine 1 point2 points ago

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i agree. white people are the source of racism, not the target. a bunch of white guys beat up a black guy and it's a hate crime; the other way around and it's just a bunch of guys beating the shit out of another guy.

i mean, the most racist term i know for white person is "cracker"... and even then it has more of a reverse-racist connotation. it's like calling a wealthy CEO a "1%'er"; it's used in a negative manner however really isn't very insulting (considering 1%'ers are wealthy and living large).

[–]ihavetwolastnames 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly. The racist terms used for white people are usually heritage-specific.

[–]Theoz 0 points1 point ago

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White people are not the source of racism. There was racism going on before white people even existed. There is also no such thing as reverse racism. One racial group inappropriately judging another is racism. it doesn't matter what the group is.

[–]thedeathmachine 0 points1 point ago

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with this logic you can say stupid is the n-word for unintelligent people.

[–]cobody 1 point2 points ago

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You can't compare stupid to nigger as one describes people as a race (black) while the other describes someone as an idiot, and idiot unfortunately isn't a race (or else we'd all be racists).

To me, white trash describes everything that is wrong white culture, the same as nigger epitomizes everything that is wrong with black culture. I feel it's not recognized as a racial slur because for the most part white people are the majority and none of the racial slurs against white have the longevity or connection with slavery that nigger does. They are both words that are associated with the corresponding races negative attributes, so explain to me why White Trash isn't a racial slur towards white people?

[–]thedeathmachine -1 points0 points ago

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i mean, if you really want to see white trash as a racial slur, than you by all means can do so.

its just that the word nigger is rooted with white superiority during a time when black people were legitimately thought of as inferiors to whites. when a white person calls a black person a nigger, it's true meaning is "you are an inferior person because i am white and you are black". it was a word coined by whites to de-humanize the lower black race.

the underlying meaning when calling someone white trash isn't that they are inferior because they are white, rather inferior because they were raised with values/characteristics that are frowned upon by society. they are stupid, morally retarded, beat women, and have no regards to progressing mankind (these are just some commonly associated characteristics of white trash). nowadays nigger is often used in a similar sense, however black culture still holds onto the notion that whitey is putting them down.

[–]hawkens85 -1 points0 points ago

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Poor attempt at trolling, but I'll spell it out for others who come across. It's a poor Photoshop attempting to show what you're describing in the attempt of being funny. Extremely infective.

[–]Scarbane 1 point2 points ago

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...of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole world...

[–]0sseus 0 points1 point ago

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She must have Nevus of Ota. I wonder if the husband is often confronted by his peers...

[–]eNomad 0 points1 point ago

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did they photoshop white guy in?

[–]JLow1864 0 points1 point ago

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On the next Maury.

[–]PhillipPriddy 0 points1 point ago

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and maury said...you are NOT the father...

[–]AkkoXM 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this picture before... that's enough internet for today.

[–]pr0blemdrinker 0 points1 point ago

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hes lefty?

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago*

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I was born black, both my parents are white.. I know that feel, bro.

[–]Zorca99 4 points5 points ago

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Hate to be the bearer of bad news but..

[–]IAmAtomato 2 points3 points ago

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Don't tell me........ I'm Asian, aren't I?

[–]I_Ask_Irrelevant_Qs 8 points9 points ago

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You're a fucking Tomato.

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

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.. An Asian, black tomato.. God help me.

[–]Ihazaclue 1 point2 points ago

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if tiger's ex had gotten ahold of him with that club you wouldn't be the only Asian, black vegetable!

[–]hipstersarepeopletoo 1 point2 points ago

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Tomatoes are fruit.

[–]ijzerengel 0 points1 point ago

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pizza is a vegetable

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny 'cause it's true.

[–]the_goat_boy 0 points1 point ago

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He's a pizza?

[–]Ricktron3030 0 points1 point ago

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In the form of a question, please.

[–]nope_chucktestaaa 0 points1 point ago

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She walked into a door.

[–]ITSR 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like she didn't do her makeup well enough, some of the black is still showing through.

[–]Offensive_Brute -1 points0 points ago

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The Barack Obama Story Chapter 1

[–]taev -4 points-3 points ago

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I realize that this is supposed to be funny, but it's really not. Domestic violence isn't funny (even though that part is likely shopped). Adoption isn't something to laugh at either.

[–]MillurTime -1 points0 points ago

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The implication is that the wife cheated on the husband with a black guy, not that the kid's adopted.

[–]taev -3 points-2 points ago

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Of course it is, but that's an unsafe and unwarranted assumption.

[–]signorafosca 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, maybe you should back slowly away from r/funny.

[–]StonedVentriloquist -2 points-1 points ago

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Yea, she was a single mother and the white man was joining her for 20 bucks and a can of wd-40

[–]BroskydaGreat -3 points-2 points ago

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Why is that baby black?