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[–]cinnamonrefresh 16 points17 points ago

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Did anyone else hold their cat above their heads when they watched this movie?

[–]dg0664 5 points6 points ago

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Still do!

[–]cokeisahelluvadrug 8 points9 points ago

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This has been my alarm sound for the past 3 months. Never going back

[–]imadeyournikes 3 points4 points ago

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now that. is. awesome.

[–]cokeisahelluvadrug 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, it makes waking up that much easier

[–]I_hereby_comment 0 points1 point ago

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I love it how all the animals in my neighbourhood gather up in my garden every morning this song plays.

[–]tokeyoh 6 points7 points ago

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A SANTE SANA SQUASH BANANA BEEDE DOODA DEEDEE DADA

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I've got a lov-e-ly bunch of co-co-nuts, dee-dil-eee-deet-dee,

There they are a standing in a row,

Big ones, small ones, some as big as ya head,

[–]orderfromcha0s 0 points1 point ago

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Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, It's what the showman said, hey!

[–]abegosum 5 points6 points ago

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Pennnnnsylvania.... that'sa wherei'mafrom.

Pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom,

Pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom,

Pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom...

[–]ocentertainment 0 points1 point ago

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Song status: ruined forever.

Congratulations.

[–]epsilona01 0 points1 point ago

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I've never heard anyone who's seen that dude before. Wish I could remember his name, it's one of the few audio tapes that I kept somewhere. Fucking awesome comedy show.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 4 points5 points ago

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Mufasa hehe i like that word, Mufasa

[–]Mckerlie 5 points6 points ago

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Why did Simbas dad die? Because he didn't Mufasa

[–]fotograffer 3 points4 points ago

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*NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABAAAAAAAAA

[–]missalissa15 4 points5 points ago

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I'M FROM KENYAAAAAA AND I RUN REALLY FAST.

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 2 points3 points ago

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wut

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 1 point2 points ago

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bwahahahahahahahaha now try it with 'castlevania'.

[–]Bartleby986 0 points1 point ago

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Caaaaa-Stlevaaaniaaaaaaaa!!!! Almost beat Simon's Quest! Whip ya whip...

[–]gatheringstorm 1 point2 points ago

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My adulthood

born in 1990 btw

[–]Sir_christopher 1 point2 points ago

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My childhood? Try the other day at work lol

[–]MIDNIGHTZOMBIE 1 point2 points ago

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fuck it, i'm downloading the lion king now

[–]FlyingSalt 1 point2 points ago

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Disappointing I had to read this four times out loud to understand. :(

[–]BakulaSelleck92 -2 points-1 points ago

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I still don't :(

[–]jonespony 0 points1 point ago

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I always thought it was "Simbanala, Simba, simba nala"

[–]RoccoMoose 0 points1 point ago

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If she doesn't know "MAAAAHHHH SAABBEEEENIIAAAA MAMABEEAATSABABAAHH" then she's too young for you.

[–]reagor 0 points1 point ago

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uma nanna neep me numa na

[–]DamnTheRed 0 points1 point ago

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I just listened to that entire soundtrack this afternoon. yes.. I teared up a bit. Don't judge me.

[–]signorafosca 0 points1 point ago

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Mamabeats who? Is this a cry for help?

[–]signorafosca 0 points1 point ago

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Also sometimes I sing this song in the morning and rip open the curtains to wake up my boyfriend.

[–]cuppincayk 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha this reminds me of when the 3D movie came out. There were technical difficulties right before the movie started, so I pulled out my phone and blasted the opening song. This kid started bawling his eyes out

[–]fsbassister 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else read that as "MAAAAHHHH SAABBEEEENIIAAAA MAMA BEATS A BABY"???

[–]laidymondegreen 0 points1 point ago

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My husband and I just had a competition to see who could type this phrase in and get a hit on google. Who knew it starts with an N?