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So I searched for "angry old lady" and this was on the first page... (2.bp.blogspot.com)

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[–]hypnonewt 55 points56 points ago

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looks like you searched for "horny old lady".

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]ThanklessTask 2 points3 points ago

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In this WTF thread there is no fecking way I'm about to follow that link. Anyone not at work able to say what it is...

[–]darkwavechick 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking Satanic...

[–]AustinTreeLover 0 points1 point ago

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Well, good night all. The internet has beat me again tonight.

[–]Saac[S] 0 points1 point ago

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You made me curious, so I did. Mind = blown.

[–]Morvictus 67 points68 points ago

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It looks like her forehead is taking a shit.

[–]Valintiin 18 points19 points ago

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Thank you for saying that so I wouldn't have to.

[–]dexaler 4 points5 points ago

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For saying what?

[–]Valintiin 8 points9 points ago

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Nice try.

[–]dexaler 2 points3 points ago

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Ok then, repeat after me:

It.

[–]Valintiin 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]JabberJauw 5 points6 points ago

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Look's like an American politician, so full of shit it is spewing out her head.

[–]Valintiin 2 points3 points ago

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ZING.

[–]darkwavechick 0 points1 point ago

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I've said it again!

[–]Merendino 11 points12 points ago

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She's lucky she was born now instead of ~400 years ago. They'da burned that old witch faster than you can say Satan.

[–]Munchroom 6 points7 points ago

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She will get burned now if she lives in the wrong place. Exorcisms still happen and not just in crap holes in the deepest darkest jungles of Africa. Dumb primitives who do that crap even live in the fist world.

[–]OddDude55 1 point2 points ago

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Santa!

[–]Darkshiv 4 points5 points ago

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I just made the terrible choice of looking up her condition.

[–]silentwindofdoom 0 points1 point ago

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Which is???

[–]Darkshiv 5 points6 points ago

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Look up, cutaneous, on Google.

I Googled it and went to Images.

[–]Saac[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I believe the correct reddit response is, and I quote, "NOPE."

[–]bellyfullofwine 2 points3 points ago

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'Cutaneous' itself is not a condition. It's a descriptive word meaning "of the skin". Her 'condition' would be a cutaneous horn.

[–]Darkshiv 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I was trying to look it up, and 'Cutaneous' was all I could see from this picture.

[–]Thanks_Whore 4 points5 points ago

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This horn is cooler http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/100-year-old-chinese-woman-grows-horn-in-her-forehead.html

[–]moo1991 2 points3 points ago

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She's almost a narwhal!

[–]nodandsmile 1 point2 points ago

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The one of her eating chicken made me shiver.

[–]nothing_clever 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad it's just the one. Would be cool if people grew them and sharpened/cared for them. Would make for a hell of a headbutt.

[–]KarmakazeNZ 1 point2 points ago

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Except it's not fixed to bone, so you would actually tear your face up pretty bad.

[–]rwingvr6 3 points4 points ago

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what a shithead

[–]bluequail 9 points10 points ago

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I'd be angry, too - if I was growing a turdhorn out of my face.

[–]oblivias 2 points3 points ago

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That's enough internet for today.

[–]pemismcbuttfuck 2 points3 points ago

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FOOLY COOLY

[–]kibble 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping for this.

Mayuge!

[–]teyegurspoon 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE.

[–]varjen 1 point2 points ago

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It might be a condition related to Epidermodysplasia verruciformis. A google for "Jackalope hpv" yields pictures of rabbits and other animals with similar horns.

[–]MollFlanders 3 points4 points ago

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NSFL omg :(

[–]FredTheBarber 1 point2 points ago

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I just saw some info about her yesterday at the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia!

[–]chbay 1 point2 points ago

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I'm liking her 'doo.

[–]butterisbetter 0 points1 point ago

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Why would you wait 20 years to get that fucking thing removed?

[–]lucky_kretz 0 points1 point ago

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What on earth...?!

[–]OddDude55 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone tell me why she doesnt just cut it off so i dont have to google it.

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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This, my fellow humans, is why we all need shotguns.

[–]RectangularLogic 0 points1 point ago

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Grandma my fucking ass. Good thing you blokes are in the presence of a veteran demon hunter. I'm going to need a kilo of salt, a pair of latex gloves, a pig fetus (umbilical cord intact) , and 9 meters o' razorwire... Oh, and ketchup.

[–]Babysmalls 0 points1 point ago

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I remember seeing Alice from the Brady Bunch with one of those on rotten.com back in the day.

[–]sweatermaster 0 points1 point ago

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omg i can never unsee that now......thank god i didnt look at that at work

[–]KarmakazeNZ 0 points1 point ago*

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Weird. I would have expected that to come up when you search for "horny old lady"

On second thoughts... that is what you searched for, isn't it?

Go on just admit it, you're amongst friends here. snicker No one will laugh at you. chortle

Right guys? guffaw

[–]chrisblips 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ Horny old lady.

[–]tkinsley 0 points1 point ago

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It's a squamous cell cancer with a cutaneous horn.
See the dull pink nodule that is around it? That's the cancer.

[–]shoutme 0 points1 point ago

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Nerf Soraka.

[–]qoa 0 points1 point ago

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There are some who call her......Tim.

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[–]dexaler 10 points11 points ago

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Saw it off and count the rings.

[–]masterbates 0 points1 point ago

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Come over here and give your old granny a kiss.........

[–]omplatt 0 points1 point ago

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IT LOOKS LIKE A POOP

[–]Sinari -1 points0 points ago

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i would be angry too

[–]arup02 -3 points-2 points ago

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This is extremely old.

[–]Ironicallypredictabl -5 points-4 points ago

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We used to play with these when I was a kid. They are like black wafers, and when you light them on fire a black snake comes out.

I never thought of sticking one on my forehead and lighting it though.

Fucking hardcore.

[–]cpuwhiz11 -2 points-1 points ago

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Is that bob?

[–]Mike07P -2 points-1 points ago

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Forehead turd.

[–]bethrhymeswithmeth -2 points-1 points ago

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what the fuck is that?!?

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