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[–]ohhyou 15 points16 points ago

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God looks like Bill Bailey.

A lot of things are starting to make sense.

[–]Heyitscharlie 37 points38 points ago

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Thanks reddit, i forgot just how sexy i was for a second.

[–]casual_complimenter 9 points10 points ago

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Not sure if you look as hot as this or as gross as this

[–]burninglemon 7 points8 points ago

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I see what you did there... But i was not logged on so yes, facebook is gross.

[–]casual_complimenter 2 points3 points ago

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Trolololo....loss.

[–]double-o-awesome 2 points3 points ago

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that was good. cheers.

[–]Totaled 0 points1 point ago

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Well...

I'm just gonna put this here.

No reason, not saving it for fap material later or anything.

[–]SickZX6R 0 points1 point ago

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beep boop

[–]NoSalt 333 points334 points ago

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Given your past posts, I'm inclined to agree with you.

[–]ColonicIrritation 21 points22 points ago

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Oh boy, some of the comments in /r/gonewild make me cringe.

[–]Mattagascar 23 points24 points ago

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I totally agree! MARRY ME!

[–]BrowncoatDoctor 27 points28 points ago

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Maeby?

[–]macogle 70 points71 points ago

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Jackpot? (I'm at work...)

[–]bmidge 92 points93 points ago

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Basically every submission is a NSFW post.

[–]drgk 28 points29 points ago

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Once RES kicked in I was left staring at a nearly blank page.

[–]Lithius 11 points12 points ago

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Once my brain kicked in I was left staring at a page blankly.

FTFY

Edit: Yes I'm using RES as well, just not for NSFW purposes right now.

[–]macogle 3 points4 points ago

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Haha I can see that... I was sort of hoping for a hotness scale I guess.

[–]Scarlet- 30 points31 points ago

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Asian female. Early 20's. Hotness scale for me: 6.5/10

Some of you might be mad about my taste in her, but to each his own.

[–]nandosman 33 points34 points ago

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5/10 imo

[–]steelystan 1 point2 points ago

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I'd even go as far as 4.85/10 tbh.

[–]BusinessThrowawayAcc 7 points8 points ago

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Currently at work myself, thank you for your investigation work.

...now where is that save button.

[–]frenzyboard 5 points6 points ago

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Look, all you need to know is that she's asian, enjoys giving BJs, and doesn't mind a dude with a tiny dick. And she's got a meat butterfly that could carry a man to the moon.

11/10.

[–]macogle 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha. This is an answer.

[–]frenzyboard 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously. You could stick a flashlight in her vagina and signal batman. Fucking hot.

[–]qua_omsa_lajeeone 1 point2 points ago

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Not bad for a socially awkward person.

[–]bmidge -1 points0 points ago

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To be fair, it's only like 3 tablespoons

[–]Zallomallo 17 points18 points ago

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No, Jillpot

[–]AddisonH 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, work.

[–]joebobfrank 0 points1 point ago

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Dear diary, Jackpot.

[–]FapFlop 12 points13 points ago

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I'm thinking this guy checks everyone for gonewild submissions.

[–]The_Rakist 13 points14 points ago

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You're clear.

[–]AsAGayMan 65 points66 points ago

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I almost puked.

[–]omnimoo 36 points37 points ago

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Given your username, I'm not surprised.

[–]MixMixBrad 75 points76 points ago

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Her "man's" junk makes me feel super good about myself :D

[–]kqpro 1 point2 points ago

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hey hey hey... okay

[–]notLOL 1 point2 points ago

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Stop stealing her man.

/unless it's an open relationship ofc

[–]WhatAboutLightly 25 points26 points ago

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Thank you so very, very much for pointing that out.

[–]BoyAndHisBlob 21 points22 points ago

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And now I have to delete my browsing history.

[–]Mastercorp 0 points1 point ago

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i nearly forgot that, thx for the reminder

[–]churchills_liver 18 points19 points ago

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Do not want

[–]pingas 0 points1 point ago

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I know, for some reason she doesn't set me off.

[–]just_puked_on_keyboa 3 points4 points ago

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Holy NSFW Batman!

[–]McPantaloons 0 points1 point ago

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His link isn't really NSFW. If you click on any link within his link it's NSFW, but those are all clearly labeled. Unless you're just exclaiming that she posts lots of NSFW submissions.

[–]redgroupclan 3 points4 points ago

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Ok, that's just funny.

[–]LobsterPots 0 points1 point ago

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being a whore doesn't make you hot

[–]ifyourheadexplodes 7 points8 points ago

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This is true. Stop downvoting him. (an attention whore is still a whore. Yes you're not fucking people for money, but you're showing off something all girls have so that you can feel important)

[–]InsatiableDesire[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Lol, I do it for fun. I like my body, and yes I like the attention... What is the harm in showing my own body off?

[–]vingt-deux 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted the truth

[–]BoomBoomYeah 0 points1 point ago

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"an attention whore is still a whore. Yes you're not fucking people for money, but you're showing off something all girls have so that you can feel important" - signed, an insecure girl

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[–]BoomBoomYeah 3 points4 points ago

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Congrats. Initially you sounded a little uptight. Now you sound like a serial killer.

[–]ObligatoryResponse -1 points0 points ago

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Sluts who just fuck tons of guys I don't really mind (they just like having lots of sex, nothing wrong with that, in fact that's what we've evolved to do)

You're OK with girls who like lots of sex, but you take issue with women who like to be naked? You're a weird kind of prude. "Have fun with your body, just not in a way I don't condone".

[–]ifyourheadexplodes 0 points1 point ago

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Not at all actually. The action isn't important, what is is the reason for doing the action. Doing something because you are genetically supposed to enjoy it is fine. Doing something because you're a child who wants attention isn't.

[–]InsatiableDesire[S] 0 points1 point ago

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It's called a fetish. Being spanked could also be "frowned upon." There are some things that get people off and this is one of mine.

[–]ObligatoryResponse -1 points0 points ago

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The action isn't important, what is is the reason for doing the action.

Exactly. You don't condone women who like to show of their bodies in this manner. You think women should have fun with their bodies as long as it's not in a way you don't condone. I stand by my statement that you're a weird kind of prude.

[–]evaluatrix 0 points1 point ago

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Well, those took NSFW to a level that I was not expecting... I did not need the see the vagina close up!

[–]riley702 0 points1 point ago

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sup

[–]Eurynom0s -1 points0 points ago

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tagged for when not in school computer lab

[–]itsprobablytrue -1 points0 points ago

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HGGGNNNNNN

[–][deleted] 129 points130 points ago

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the attention whore is strong with this one

[–]vbar44 32 points33 points ago

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Omg I'm sooooo drunk everybodyyy

[–]itsprobablytrue 1 point2 points ago

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That's when I come in

[–]th3greyfox 42 points43 points ago

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GOD damn it reddit, you're going to get me fired. I have a weakness and its called LINKS. STOP it already.

[–]dheisman 38 points39 points ago

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The only cure is more cowbell.

[–]Silister 15 points16 points ago

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And lemon pledge.

[–]SomethingOverThere 20 points21 points ago

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Lemon party?

[–]Bukowskaii 2 points3 points ago

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I'm afraid to click....

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]Almondcoconuts 4 points5 points ago

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That wasn't that funny

[–]WC_Dirk_Gently 2 points3 points ago

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Probably an unpopular position, but I always have very little sympathy for the melodramatic "gonna get me fired posts" when you're already on Reddit during company time.

[–]TheLuckman 21 points22 points ago

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[–]three3three 1 point2 points ago

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This. Everyone can leave now, move along.

[–]qounqer 4 points5 points ago

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I like to think that god makes everyone by a series of mysterious colored liquids

[–]allimsayinis 4 points5 points ago

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I like how sexy is magenta.

[–]UnitedGeekdom 4 points5 points ago

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CHEMICAL X

[–]anal_grape 99 points100 points ago

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Man, reddit, you got some low standards. 2/5.

[–]TsunamiMommy 30 points31 points ago

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That's a 4 if you're on the 10 scale like the rest of us.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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I feel like that's harsh. I'd give her a solid 6. Though the beef curtains knock it down, yuck.

Haven't seen her face though, that can make or break her.

[–]Kondebugg 8 points9 points ago

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I feel like 4 is pretty fair, provided you're using 5 as average rather than the video game rating scale where anything below a 7 is considered blasphemous.

[–]Tenshik 45 points46 points ago

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Seriously, I'm disinclined to rag on her looks but when they get online and try to say how great they look, I expect the evidence to back the claim... Even more so when a bunch of people reinforce that incorrect opinion. She's alright, the pussy shots made me gag but the body shots were OK. No physical stirring in my loins, I agree with above sentiment, 2/5.

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 26 points27 points ago

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Agreed, attention whoring is an automatic penalty of at least 5 points on the 10 point scale.

[–]Iheartmilkshakes 4 points5 points ago

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I created an account just to tell the both of you this: Thank you for speaking the truth. I literally had a second meal.

[–]Scarlet- 1 point2 points ago

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Roast beef sandwich?

[–]three3three 9 points10 points ago

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You're being generous.

[–]Yargyarg 15 points16 points ago

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I like how all a girl has to do is arch her back and all of a sudden, skinny! The thing that I love about gone wild is it's completely cured me of being insecure around women because it makes me realize that the gross majority of woman are... well... gross when naked. Not every naked woman is attractive and not every time a woman takes her clothes off is she going to be a bomb-shell, case in point above. Even if a girl looks really good with clothes on, doesn't means she's going to look that good when there aren't ropes and pullies holding everything in place.

I'm not a gay man but bitch, please, keep that shit to yourself and your SO.

[–]darth_chocolate 2 points3 points ago

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I realize that putting yourself out there in the court of public opinion is a dangerous thing, but...

Holy shit dude, you make me want to crawl under a rock.

[–]Yargyarg 4 points5 points ago

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Listen, I'm not saying that everyone should be ashamed of their naked self, what I'm saying is modesty is a virtue, which is why I explicitly said, "yourself AND your SO." What I meant by that is that you find someone who likes you for who you are, likes your personality, likes the way you hold yourself, and likes you in "protected" and "modest" state. Once you feel comfortable with that person, you show them yourself at your most physically vulnerable, when you're naked. When they see that, they love you so they love that and they see you for what they learned about you during "courtship" as well as what they're now seeing. Yes, some will still not like you but a lot will still like you, most likely more so.

What this girl is doing is skipping the emotional attachment and throwing, quite frankly, gross pictures of her body on the internet. There's no emotional attachment here, there's no clothes or any other form of self representation signifying a reason I should change my perspective of her, it's a "blank canvas" that is her naked body. She is exposed, figuratively and literally, to a bunch of people that have no understanding of her or attachment to her so our views are stark and honest and un-tainted. As you mentioned, if she didn't want to be judged from a stark and honest perspective, she should have left the pics on her digital camera and off the internet because here there is no view of her from any other perspective than 100% physical attraction. Fuck me, there's not even a "face" to these body shots so we can't tell if she's pretty or not, all we're seeing is her body and, from a stark and honest perspective, parts of that body aren't flattering.

That's just the truth. What I meant by gone wild makes me view woman differently is it makes me think about blind physical attraction in a different perspective. When I see a girl that I think I might like in terms of physical attraction, I think about that from a purely unbiased standpoint of, "if I saw headless pictures of that body on the internet, would I like them?" That may seem callous but if you think about it, from that perspective I drop the physical attraction part of it and we're now on a level playing field in regards to maybe she looks good with clothes on but is ugly without them. As mentioned, if I like her personality, the body becomes seen through "rose coloured glasses" and it can be pretty to me regardless of other people's attractions.

TL;DR: posting headless nudes on the internet and then claiming you're gorgeous causes others to evaluate those pictures stark and honestly and there is no filter for that viewing so while you're not worthless, you may not be as "hot" as you and your SO think you are. Gone Wild has taught me not to put women on a pedestal just because they have a vagina and breasts.

[–]InsatiableDesire[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I doubt I ever titled one of my posts as "look at me, I'm hot!" Yes, I do like the attention. It gets me hot when I post pictures of myself. As I commented above, I do expect the worst comments, though I hope for the best. As an FYI, I am in a highly committed relationship and it gets me and my guy off when I post pictures of myself. The danger of being recognized turns me on. I don't post pictures of my face because I still have a professional life.

Everybody is entitled to their opinions but it sure makes it a lot easier to give out bad comments from behind a computer.

[–]evaluatrix 2 points3 points ago

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It's not just all of a sudden, skinny! You can't forget about the all of a sudden, nice butt!

[–]Ag-E 7 points8 points ago

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Ok I know I'll be accused of white knighting, but really, 2/5? Below average?

[–]aiglet 3 points4 points ago

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Come on man, these guys are Redditors! I'm sure she pails in comparison to their bombshell girlfriends.

[–]Yargyarg -2 points-1 points ago*

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Come on man, we're not all posting naked pictures of ourselves on the internet and then also posting comics insinuating that "god" made us extra sexy, now are we? I mentioned in my post above that clothing can make people more or less attractive than they are naked, this girl is putting herself out there stark naked so she's being judge by her stark naked body, meat flaps and all. We're judging based on posts like this, this, and this and, as straight male, I can say I'd find a birthing video as attractive as either of those pictures. (NSFW links, btw)

[–]aiglet 1 point2 points ago

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Then go watch a birthing video.

She posted a comic to funny because she thought it was funny, and a bunch of guys are ragging on her because of her appearance, especially the appearance of her genitals. If you don't like, don't look through all her pics (and link to three of them).

[–]Yargyarg -1 points0 points ago

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No, she didn't "just post a picture to funny because she thought it was funny," she posted a picture to funny with an account called "insatiable desire" that she frequently posts nudes with. I find it hardly a coincidence that the comic insinuates she's above average in regards to attractiveness and she used an account linking to naked pictures of herself for posting it. We're "ragging" on her because our opinion is in contrast to hers and, as this is the internet, we have as much right to be heard as she does. She thinks she's attractive, some of us think contrary. If she didn't want that bleak, honest opinion, she shouldn't have asked for it, which she did both by posting the naked pictures and then attempting to "brag" about her appearance in a passive-aggressive manner.

You don't have to agree with me but don't tell me I don't have the right to be honest, in my opinion, about those pictures. Yeah, I don't have to look at them and I don't have to talk about them, but she didn't have to post them and she didn't have to say she was above an average level of attractiveness. We're all doing something right now that we don't have to do but we can do it because it's a free internet. You wouldn't walk into public naked and not expect to get stared at and get talked about, the social rules of the internet dictate no different. You can post anonymously and you will be judged anonymously, there is nothing in that "social code" indicating that you won't be judged, though. I'll have my opinions, you have yours, I won't tell you not to share yours, you don't tell me not to share mine, and chica here can keep on posting all the nudes she wants but the same rules apply.

[–]aiglet 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not going to read all of your post because I couldn't really care less about you, but I did see you say I said you "don't have the right to be honest," which is not something I said, you see? I was pointing out the ridiculousness of people picking on her (and some people looking through all of her photos despite how "revolting" they are). If you want to be the heroically honest sexiness police, protecting your god-given American right to say what you want, go right ahead. I'm not trying to stop you, I'm just speaking my mind too.

[–]InsatiableDesire[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Lol... In all seriousness I thought I posted this on my normal account but I was logged into my nsfw throwaway. I can see now why everybody is freaking out... But I really did think this comic was funny. Wasn't saying anything about myself... I'm no Heidi Klum. I really gotta double check which account I'm on from now on.

[–]Cacafuego -1 points0 points ago

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I bet you heckle people at karaoke bars. You can't just be happy for people being happy with themselves, you have to knock them down.

[–]GreenElan 0 points1 point ago

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Ha. Can't front page GW. Make reddit front page. Guess the Karma was deserved.

[–]shazper -1 points0 points ago

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Kinda like the girl at the book counter you never even bothered to check her nametag

[–]FlaccidWanker 33 points34 points ago

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In other words "Please give me attention reddit"

[–]itsprobablytrue 0 points1 point ago

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They got it

[–]fweee 23 points24 points ago

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... what the fuck? why does this have so many upvotes? aside from "OMG BREASTS"

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Because breasts, and you know that.

[–]margaritamike 51 points52 points ago

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This is so fucking stupid it's giving me cancer.

[–]cdude 41 points42 points ago

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[–]ramiregr 7 points8 points ago

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Slow down on the margaritas there, mike

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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All of those gonewild posts come off as a reddd flaggg.

[–]DrClawDaddy 2 points3 points ago

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folds down corner

[–]kvist 2 points3 points ago

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Oh

[–]BattleChicken 2 points3 points ago

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that's a cute comic.

[–]bigmeech 8 points9 points ago

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this is what people with aspergers literally believe

[–]localanti 6 points7 points ago

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I think the pink powder was for slutty

[–]vectorjohn 7 points8 points ago

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There are a lot of scumbag comments on here. Just putting that out there.

[–]GodRoster 2 points3 points ago

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9gag? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Matt08642 0 points1 point ago

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I'm fucking sick of everyone saying "LOL XDDD SOCIALLY AWKWARDDDD :333"

Fuck all of you faggots.

[–]FaKeShAdOw 2 points3 points ago

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First it was "LOL SO RANDOM AND SPORKS" and it turned into that, so I'd wait for it to pass.

[–]photodw 2 points3 points ago

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I concur.

[–]nichaey 2 points3 points ago

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I thought this was a socially awkward but funny fellow, instead it's a karma whore. Am I bigoted?

[–]tendertido 1 point2 points ago

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GOD MADE ME SPECIAL, THANK GOD I'M AN ATHEIST!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Cool, you stole Joe Rogan's joke for hecklers.

In case you want to know where this actually comes from:

Get's heckled

"Hey, when God created you he said here's a dash of douchiness, a sprinkle of class, and just a touch a c*nt..."

Motions like sprinkling salt

"Whoops, the top came off!"

[–]cavitycreep 8 points9 points ago

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Because it's impossible that two people came up with the same bad joke.

[–]needmoarbass 1 point2 points ago

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It's too bad he didn't follow the same recipe for everyone!

[–]miles_v 1 point2 points ago

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Most of the comments here can be summarized as follows: "how dare she make a joke stating that she's sexy?! we cannot allow it!!"

[–]Dreaded 0 points1 point ago

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This explains everything.

[–]voicebox 0 points1 point ago

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1112^

[–]Danesk 0 points1 point ago

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You reckon he did that 7 billion times?

[–]kqpro 0 points1 point ago

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sigh

[–]Vee_Vee 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, it's cute you edited out the "extended release fat" ingredient.

[–]worskies 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand how Reddit accuses this girl of attention whoring if the original post (which is technically on topic with r/funny) has nothing to do with her gw submissions.

Grow up, guys.

[–]Voltenion 0 points1 point ago

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Downvoted for being right.

I hope these guys start checking everything the other redditors have ever posted before they upvote any other post.

[–]NotANinja 0 points1 point ago

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It's either accuse her of attention whoring or down vote her for a joke that wasn't funny, take your pick.

[–]camear2003 -3 points-2 points ago

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Screw atheism - this provides a perfect explanation for me!

Also, pretty girl is pretty.

[–]MT_Flesch 0 points1 point ago

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pics or it didn't happen

[–]hotasmonkeys 0 points1 point ago

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Check the poster's other submissions. That's enough proof right there.

[–]MT_Flesch 0 points1 point ago

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indeed it is ;)

[–]panzerkampf -3 points-2 points ago

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"This guy here...I shall make him very tall...Lets make these shoulders large...Hmmmm...You will find easy to build muscles,my son...And I will put you in a black family.Yes,all ready!...Ops,there is not enough clay left for the penis...Let's put a tiny one them!"

Indeed,god has a sense of humor when creating each one of us!

[–]nerd_boobs -1 points0 points ago

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I have the sudden urge to push my boobies aganist your boobies.

[–]qua_omsa_lajeeone -1 points0 points ago

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Right, that's how "God" made you. Ok.

[–]Trevor1993 -1 points0 points ago

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I Feel you man

[–]CheatingCheetos -1 points0 points ago

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That Sums me up

[–]nullCaput -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah well when god made me He made me out of string He had a bit too much So he left a little thing :p

[–]ovard -1 points0 points ago

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Ew.

[–]FaKeShAdOw -1 points0 points ago*

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Real sexy juice isn't magenta.

Only sexy people know what the color of it really is.

tongueincheekdickinmouth

[–]M7600 -3 points-2 points ago

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I can't wait to click on my name to see the context of this comment so I can go back to the top comment and then click on all the NSFW links when I get home!!!!!!

[–]macogle 4 points5 points ago

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You could just hit 'save' on the original post...

[–]Reginault 0 points1 point ago

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Not if you use RES!

Have they fixed that yet? Cause damn.

[–]M7600 0 points1 point ago

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I don't have it installed on my computer at work. Not because I don't have admin rights, but because I'm lazy. I can fix that.

[–]M7600 -2 points-1 points ago

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But it was a good excuse to comment, but now I'm getting down voted. So I lose.

[–]macogle 0 points1 point ago

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Haha sorry dude.

[–]Tenshik 8 points9 points ago

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Don't bother, r/gonewild top for the week will serve you 100X better than her photos. she's a 20 upvote range kind of girl.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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lol when she reads the comments on this thread tearing her apart.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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It'll be a knock back down to earth after all of the creepers in gw worshipping her.

[–]andyRO20 -2 points-1 points ago

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Bow chicka bow wow

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[–]pingas 0 points1 point ago

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It's always the old bearded guy.

[–]Vicxlee -2 points-1 points ago

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Wait, what's wrong with this post?

[–]raisinghope -2 points-1 points ago

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That God, always making mistakes. Glad you're OK being a mistake!

[–]Mark_Lincoln -2 points-1 points ago

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But then the root of the word 'cretin' is Christian.'

[–]stubbyarea -5 points-4 points ago

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i subscribed to your newsletter

[–]7Finger -3 points-2 points ago

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You caught me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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JESUS CHRIST, FENTON!

[–]honeybadga -3 points-2 points ago

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like helmet for the stairs special.

[–]HDDIV -3 points-2 points ago

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I went from lurkering to signing in because I couldn't go on with my day without upvoting this.

[–]Zydrated -5 points-4 points ago

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This is what happened when my boyfriend was made. :) Thank god for awesomely sexy nerdy men :D

[–]bigchiefhoho -1 points0 points ago

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Speaking as a girl married to a geeky guy, that was so saccharine I almost vomited.