How a guy imagines his girlfriend's male friends.

Milkthiev · 10 months

The best part is when your girlfriend says, "Oh Scumbag? No, he is just a friend. He totally doesn't want to have sex with me."

Two weeks later, he tells her he wants to sleep with her.

Punishedone · 10 months

Pretty fucking spot on

Pleonidas · 10 months

And this is how her male friends imagine you. Great.

nermid · 10 months

This is more or less how I imagine any male I don't know when people talk about him.

fswizz · 10 months

How they actually are:

http://i.imgur.com/CYfgo.jpg

thrashhard702 · 10 months

After meeting a lot of my girl's friends, most are scumbags.

True story

andyhite · 10 months

My girlfriend actually has some pretty awesome guy friends. That being said, OP's post is pretty much how I imagine all of her ex-boyfriends.

elmarko44 · 10 months

I know I'm a little late to the game regarding the "Scumbag Steve" meme, but I gotta say this... That hat looks stupid on that guy.

VestaDear · 10 months

I really wish this was not true.

But I am fairly certain that when I mention talking to a guy friend to my boyfriend he imagines them masturbating furiously whilst texting me.

ryamatsu · 10 months

Funny because he looks exactly like the scumbag trying to rob my ex gf everyday in high school. I hated that asshole...

echopaff · 10 months

Posts overused and unfunny meme.

Nails it.

MystischLibelle · 10 months

How my boyfriend sees my friends

[deleted] · 10 months

EXTREMELY true, but funnily enough, think about it: you're probably this same guy to a number of other unfortunate boyfriends out there you don't know.

exe0 · 10 months

My ex-girlfriend and I changed our relationship to a sort of open relationship (before anyway breaking up a few weeks later) and one of her male friends saw something about it on facebook. After she explained the situation to him the first fucking thing told her was that they should have sex. Straight up, without any hesitation. What a cunt. She luckily told him off.

Jaymaster1 · 10 months

I know from experience that this is not our imagination, its the truth.

Trvth_Jvstice · 10 months

Yeah, he's a scumbag, but when she's had a few drinks, she thinks he's totally hot!

brandonkiel27 · 10 months

haha this is my fav scumbag post

FlyingSalt · 10 months

Just so you know, you weren't over reacting. We really do want to fuck her and will try.

pruittmckean · 10 months

my gf of a year broke up with me last spring. and recently i found out shes dating one of her guy friends who i will now refer to scumbag ted

AllianceOfLions · 10 months

And to this date, I haven't been wrong.

JAlexander32 · 10 months

Or how a girl views her guy's friends.

BaronVonDinosaur · 10 months

I had a crush in high school that ended up dating a friend of mine. They are married now. As soon as they started dating, I lost a lot of interest in her. I respected my friend and the fact that she was in a relationship. This doesn't mean I don't like the idea of sleeping with her, but it does mean my friend needn't worry about us being alone, at least in terms of me initiating things.

I'm not experienced with dating, forever alone, etc, but it seems like worrying about other guys is more likely to reflect worrying about a women leaving you for someone else. Also, guys who lack confidence with women, such as myself, may love the idea of being more than friends but unlikely to ever act on that interest. I've never heard of a real situation where a friend rejects another friend's advances? Is it awkward and friendship ruining like on television?

Wubby113 · 10 months

Something like this just happened to me. Long distance relationship due to going to different colleges. She has this friend i never liked, even before i met her. He goes to a college in the same city. I always said he was a creep and he looks/acts like he's going to take advantage of a friend one day. She always made me feel like i was just being jealous or whatever and i was in the wrong. We broke up about a week ago. 3 days later she went to his college for a party drank a ton and slept in his bed. The next night he goes to a party at her college they get very drunk and start hooking up. 7 month relationship and just 4 days later she's already making out with him. I confronted her about it and she didn't even feel bad/guilty or regret it. I then basically told her off and we haven't talked since.

Milkthiev · 10 months

In high school, my girlfriend had a close guy friend who would talk to her on the phone almost every day. He would say, "Milk is the second best guy for you". obviously referring to the fact that he was the best.

She said she didn't find him attractive and would never be with him. Meanwhile, if the situation was reversed, she would flip her shit.

Fast forward a year (after we had broken up), they had hooked upa bunch of times. Now I know I had no right to be upset but the fact that he was always scumbagging made their hook up that much harder to take.

TheGreenBackPack · 10 months

90% of guys just don't be friends with a girl strictly with the intentions of remaining friends, especially if the girl is good looking. odds are that even if they say its merely a friendship, they are praying you too have break up so they will have a shot, and will sometimes do as much as they can to discreetly make this happen.

azninsect · 10 months

ugh yes...

while i was dating my ex, a guy i knew (who was a tactless ass) started befriending her. we had just started dating and he was asking about me, if her and i were dating, etc. getting very personal and eerily nice. i told her that i thought he was hitting on her. she told me he was harmless.

another guy i knew was also being friendly with my ex while we were dating. at one point he wanted her to go to his place. ring the alarm bells, i told her he was making a move. she didnt believe me. thankfully that night her friend came to pick her up early.

about a year later, she breaks up with me. not more than 2 months later (as far as i know), she dates the first of pre-mentioned dudes, after lying to me about having feelings for him when i was talking to her to get some closure. she dumps him a little while later, then starts dating the second dude.

and it still hurts. granted now ive gym'd up and turns out shes crushed the soul of this guy. i ran into her a few weeks ago. she proceeds to check me out, says i look really good and hugs me. all i could think was: "Bitch, you dont touch this"

this isnt to say that all of your girlfriend's male friends are like this. it helps to be wary.

tl;dr: ex dumps me and dates 2 dudes she claimed werent hitting on her, nor had feelings for. 2 from 2 isnt a bad record...

Kiwilolo · 10 months

I am quite sure some of my male friends would sleep with me if I let them. I would probably sleep with some of them if I wasn't in a relationship. But I have no interest in cheating. So what's the problem?

I don't think it makes them scumbags to be friends with a girl they would consider sleeping with or dating, as long as they don't try to make a move on me while I'm in a relationship.

demoncarcass · 10 months

Unless you're sane and secure, then you don't give a fuck like myself.

Zarfi · 10 months

It's been confirmed they do look like that.

FleshyMeatCreature · 10 months

I'm quite familiar with Scumbag Steve, but every time I see him, it's as if I've never seen anyone near as trashy as him. Look at the gross fuck.

[deleted] · 10 months

After seeing that hat on so many different people, it looks strangely photoshopped in the original.

Joymachine · 10 months

I love it when i get to meet the Girlfriends close male friends. I have heard all this great stuff, we all like the same music, movies, and food. What i find?? Pissed off bloaks on the bad side of a friend zone... and I get to be the confirmation of that=(

Ilgarlando · 10 months

This is actually refreshingly original!

anon0618 · 10 months

That statement is only true if you are an insecure bastard who cant trust your girlfriend.

DuckTruck · 10 months

I don't, because Im a GGG.

MixMixBrad · 10 months

Am I the only one here that isn't that possessive?

DoubleHawk4Life · 10 months

TROOF

dasfeesh · 10 months

He's only her friend because he wanted to sleep with her in the first place

Smoopid · 10 months

Girls dont have male friends. They have people who want to fuck them and a boyfriend. No one talks to a girl unless they want to bang them or need a sandwich.

Dbfutral · 10 months

Only if said guy is insecure.

tmhot · 10 months

accurate.

tyrankh11 · 10 months

COCA2113 · 10 months

True story.

[deleted] · 10 months

for some of us, its true.

[deleted] · 10 months

What a scumbag.

ipoopedthebed · 10 months

yup

I_fail_at_memes · 10 months

I was expecting a very large penis to be attached.

QuoteOfTheHour · 10 months

Amazing

Cal_Q_Later8008 · 10 months

i lived it, though he didn't look like steve, he had the same qualities...

Natv · 10 months

In my case, it isn't just my imagination, all her friends are like this(Except 2).

kentrel · 10 months

In this case of some girls, it's been sadly true....

funny

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