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Poisonous air (i.imgur.com)
submitted 9 months ago by prashn64
[–]Kellkolo 578 points579 points580 points 9 months ago
Well, reactive oxygen species are very harmful byproducts of the mitochondrial electron transport chain. So when it comes down to it, oxygen kills us in the end.
[–]Lonadar 567 points568 points569 points 9 months ago*
I know some of these words.
EDIT: I know some grammar.
[–]suspiciously_calm 89 points90 points91 points 9 months ago
these words.
[–][deleted] 156 points157 points158 points 9 months ago
[–]suspiciously_calm 73 points74 points75 points 9 months ago
He had originally written "this words."
[–]altdetgoe 72 points73 points74 points 9 months ago
this are not the words you are looking for
[–]Nvrkraze 24 points25 points26 points 9 months ago
This are not the words I'm looking for. Carry on
[–]ss5gogetunks 23 points24 points25 points 9 months ago
Move along*
[–]thang1thang2 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago
Nothing to see here
[–]Schele_Sjakie 20 points21 points22 points 9 months ago
No he di'int....
[–]envcons 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
More like "those words"
[–]suspiciously_calm 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
touche
[–]emlgsh 22 points23 points24 points 9 months ago
Essentially from the time we take our first breath we slowly "rust" from the inside out.
[–]JonFrost 30 points31 points32 points 9 months ago
...Wait, does this mean I'm Iron Man?
[–]T3chn1c1an 16 points17 points18 points 9 months ago
Essentially, yes.
[–]nomnomgardettos 16 points17 points18 points 9 months ago
fistpumps enthusiastically
[–]DIDNT_GET_SARCASM 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
But then we are all iron man. Where's the fun in it if everyone is the same badass superhero?
[–]nomnomgardettos 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
Don't bitch bout it nigga YOU CAN FLY NOW
[–]SneakytheThief 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Me too! "Are", "of", "the", "it", "down"... that's about it however.
[–]nkoontz93 22 points23 points24 points 9 months ago
Exactly what Kellkolo said, in fact this is why hydrogen peroxide kills some bacteria (anaerobic). Super oxide radicals O2- and hydrogen peroxide H2O2 are sometimes produced in cytochrome c oxidase in the electron transport chain. Generally cytochrome c oxidase adds 4 electrons to the oxygen O2, but it works too fast to be perfect. Luckily we have enzymes to change hydrogen peroxide and super oxide radicals back to oxygen and water. The reason that hydrogen peroxide kills so many anaerobes is because they don't have these enzymes (they don't do the electron transport chain).
Also, I was reading the comments and I believe someone was mentioning the use of cyanide. ATP synthase (another part of the electron transport chain) is regulated by cyanide. And, also, "Ozone" does not to my knowledge cause the aging process. Ozone is O3 and is a lung irritant and a part of our atmosphere, and if its being made in your body; you're probably a robot.
[–]NrwhlBcnSmrt-ttck 15 points16 points17 points 9 months ago
Just to add more to this, oxygen itself is deadly poisonous. Divers will flip a wig if they hear you refer to their air tanks as oxygen.
[–]Bladewing10 17 points18 points19 points 9 months ago
Divers shouldn't be wearing wigs in the first place...
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Then why do paramedics give oxygen?
[–]B5_S4 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
If you stayed on pure oxygen long enough you would die.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
If you stay on air long enough you die. How long are we talking for pure oxygen?
[–]B5_S4 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
According to wikipedia (super accurate as always) one-two days of nothing but pure oxygen will produce irreversible damage to the lungs, I'm sure you'd be dead before the span of 5 days.
[–]brand_x 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
At one point, it was common practice to put severely premature infants in highly oxygenated (~84%) chambers. Speaking as one of those (former) infants, the lifelong impact of the irreversible (but non-fatal) damage is rather significant. Similar to severe emphysema, the sort that a life-long smoker might get. I'm fit for my age, can bench press significantly more than my own weight, have done a half-iron triathlon, several long distance canoe races, and the cycle to the sun. I still cough blood when I inhale the smoke of burning tar or other high-soot sources, and if while I can push my muscles to the breaking point, my lungs seize up when I overdo the aerobic part.
TL;DR; Oxygen is dangerous stuff.
[–][deleted] 9 months ago
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[–][deleted] 35 points36 points37 points 9 months ago
99.999999999% lethality...
philosophy is still trying to prove socrates was a man and that he was mortal...
/lame phil 101 joke
[–]jakethesnake_ 42 points43 points44 points 9 months ago
If that .9 is infact .9 continuous the you're both right!
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
The number of people that ever lived is finite and probably around 100,000 billion or so I guess...
100,000 years ago we almost went extinct so it's around a maximum limit of 7.0 × 1014
[–]AshesThanDust 20 points21 points22 points 9 months ago*
What he's saying is that a .999 repeating is actually mathematically equal to the number 1. EDIT: A lot of confusion on this point, for the purpose of this equation, 0.999 represents the infinite repetition of nines. I shortened it in the best way I could think of because I don't have the proper symbol available.
Check it out: x = 0.999 // 10x = 9.999 // 10x-x = 9.999 - 0.999 // 9x = 9 // x = 1 // 0.999 = 1
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 9 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
I know... please don't do THAT debate
[–]TimmyC 12 points13 points14 points 9 months ago
It ain't a debate, it's a face.
[–]SuperChoob 13 points14 points15 points 9 months ago
It did take me a while to grasp the difference between face and opinion...
[–]TimmyC 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
FACEBOOK. It's a face.
[–]MoOdYo 13 points14 points15 points 9 months ago*
I think a better way to explain it is:
1/3 = .333
2/3 = .666
3/3 = 1
[–]kwabina 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I think 100,000 billion might be high. I was looking into this a couple of years ago and the estimates are all over the place. But the highest estimate that I ever hear of was 7-8 Trillion. So like 1/20th of what you are suggesting. But that's just the best information I could find from the internet.
[–]movzx 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Your wording implies that the 7-8 trillion is 1/20th of the 100 billion. Am I just reading this wrong? Because if not, I have some news for you.
[–]noticesgoodthings 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
100,000 billion = 100 trillion.
[–]kwabina 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
I'm pretty sure that 100,000 billion is = 100 Trillion. Or did I do that wrong?
I wasn't even parsing the multiple billions. Carry on!
[–]WarlordFred 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
The number of people who have ever lived is around 107 billion.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
SCORE!!!
[–]LethalAtheist 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
So there is like 100 billion humans buried below us?
[–]emocol 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Am I safer, being a virgin for life?
[–]soulbandaid 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
The truth about living in LA
[–]groovesnark 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
If anyone is confused, google "oxidative stress."
EDIT: realized people are capable of laziness http://lmgtfy.com/?q=oxidative+stress
[–]a_haar 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Too lazy to click.
[–]thealiasman 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Hey ROS aren't all bad, they're used by immune cells to kill bacteria and parasites!
Brought to you by the Reactive Oxygen Species Council of America
[–]March_of_the_Strelok 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Hey and in low levels, they also stimulate cell repair pathways keeping your Genome intact a bit longer (until they ultimately screw it up beyond repair), but hey, blame senescence and apoptosis for ageing.
ROS just wants to see your cells immortalised, (totally not cancer, honest).
[–]LouKosovo 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
As a researcher of reactive oxygen species mediated signaling, I approve this message.
Ahh thanks for pointing this out much more sophisticated than I was going to.
[–]RupeyDoop 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Well now I am intrigued to hear your version.
[–]sethborders 26 points27 points28 points 9 months ago
something like: AIR BAD DON'T BREATHE
Close, but not quite so cave man like.
Oh I was just merely going to say that technically oxygen does contribute to the death.
[–]DaffyDuck 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Yes, interestingly, the aging process is kinda like rusting on some level.
[–]LaughingMan17 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
And that's why you eat your vegetables.
[–]THLycanthrope 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
This. Free radicals from metabolizing oxygen are a primary (theorized) cause for cellular damage. That's why antioxidants are such big business and everything claims to have them.
[–]kitchendancer 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
primary (theorized) cause for cellular damage.
The idea that free radicals cause cellular and DNA damage is really well established and easily reproduced in the lab. It's one of the mechanisms your own body uses to kill bacteria and other pathogens. Nothing controversial about it.
[–]shahryarrakeen[] 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Most anything you can safely ingest will bond with oxygen in your body. As a result, anyone from the cupcake bakery down the street to Frito Lay can claim their products have antioxidants and be technically correct.
[–]ridik_ulass 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
I actually studied this about 13-15 years ago now so please ignore the mistakes I make, but I believe the respiration system produces small insignificant amounts of poison (cyanide or something) and even if we cured all disease and every other affliction known to man this inherit build up would kill us at the age 200-230 , at which point the build up would surpass tolerable levels.
[–]seeasea 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
maybe with small doses over 200 years, our tolerances would build up at the same time
[–]Shatgun 16 points17 points18 points 9 months ago
In the case of cyanide, I believe that would be akin to shooting someone in the leg every few weeks until they build up a resistance to bullets. Some things just kill us.
[–]Redbutter 14 points15 points16 points 9 months ago
Must try. For science.
[–]sushihamburger 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
If we are living to 200 then we've figure out how to replace organs.
[–]JackOCat 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
This is true to some extent. Are cells have to do a lot of constant repair to deal with the effects of oxidization and the free radical particles that are released. They are up to the task though until we get old. The current thinking on why cells ability to cope with oxygen degrades though is current generally thought to be largely genetic.
So it is more like our genes eventually tell our body to stop making the antidote to air.
[–]reddelicious77 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
basically that's why you often hear it's a good thing to get your proper dose of anti-oxidants.
there, now that I was all sciencey for the day, it is back to r/wtf for me...
[–]madshroom 115 points116 points117 points 9 months ago
Solution: stop breathing.
[–]Webberson McWebbywebby_mc_webberson 121 points122 points123 points 9 months ago
Nice try, Grim Reaper.
[–]epsilonius 15 points16 points17 points 9 months ago
Sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.
[–]drabus 16 points17 points18 points 9 months ago
Come on, baby, don't fear The Reaper
[–]AnagramsYourUsername 44 points45 points46 points 9 months ago
Absurd.
[–]twisted_sith 13 points14 points15 points 9 months ago
That's a cool account you got there.
[–]AnagramsYourUsername 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Witted Shits.
[–]crackerdoctor 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I'm ready.
[–]AnagramsYourUsername 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Carrot Crocked.
[–]SkyrimSeeker 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
Needs more cowbell.
[–]AyChihuahua 16 points17 points18 points 9 months ago
People are unoriginal. I bet your joke app is copying jokes from another source, too.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 9 months ago
We have to find the source.
[–]DividedSky311 20 points21 points22 points 9 months ago
4chan
[–]deityofanime 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
Really? It's over already? I had my pitchfork and everything.
[–]Glitchz0rz 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Internet philosophy 101: If it exists. It is a repost
[–]lapo39 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
ABH forever
[–]The_Dirt_McGurt 72 points73 points74 points 9 months ago
Life is a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen. Stop huffing it and the trips over.
[–]emu420 32 points33 points34 points 9 months ago
But think about it further: when you first take a hit (birth) you start feeling it a little bit, and as you keep inhaling you start to get higher and higher until you hit a peak (prime years, 18-early 20's). Eventually, as you keep inhaling, you start to build up a tolerance, as with all drugs, and the high gets less and less exciting as the tolerance builds (getting elderly), and at some point, at some time, the effects go away completely.
[6] and mind=blown
[–]Rads 10 points11 points12 points 9 months ago
Shit, this is my peak? I'm totally wasting it.
[–]zarisin 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
As with all drugs the first time you peak you never know what to do with it. Some people luck out and do something awesome, the rest of us waste it playing video games and eating munchies.
[–]halfwattlightbulb 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Besides, sulfur is a much better electron acceptor.
True story.
[–]Ohtanks 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Many other chemical species are more electronegative than oxygen.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
It really is the only thing we can control.
[–]bagher1 68 points69 points70 points 9 months ago
oxidation actually does kill us.
http://www.antioxidantguide.org/oxidation-reaction-theory-of-aging.html
[–]Ersers 23 points24 points25 points 9 months ago
Woah...
[–]reeer 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
does this mean people who breath more(as in athletes) will age faster?
[–]hyperinsane 31 points32 points33 points 9 months ago*
I was thinking the opposite. Yes they are breathing more while actually exercising, but 99% of the time they'll be at rest and breathing less than everyone else because their bodies are more efficient in using oxygen.
[–]GAFMisat0 14 points15 points16 points 9 months ago
I like this theory.
[–]JesusTapdancingChris 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago
By this logic, eternal virgins also should live longer than those who are more frivolous with their genitals.
[–]ASmallGiraffe 37 points38 points39 points 9 months ago
[–]MotharChoddar 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Virgins masturbate, so your logic is flawed.
[–]JesusTapdancingChris 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Your breathing is equally fast when masturbating and when having sex, for an equal amount of time? You, sir, are very good at fapping.
[–]Arminas 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
New definition to Forever Alone.
I am quiting oxygen tomorrow.
[–]WASDx 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Oxygen: Not even once.
[–]Jurryaany 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
yes I was about to post that. In Dutch it's called Zuurstof which means sour (acidious) stuff (yes, stuff)
[–]theycallmelogiebear 12 points13 points14 points 9 months ago
Thats actually... kind of... sort of... true?
[–]Battlesheep 13 points14 points15 points 9 months ago
what if we are all really dead, and 'dying' brings us back to life?
[–]A_Breath_Of_Aether 41 points42 points43 points 9 months ago
Obligatory "Whoa."
Whoa.
[–]DanBresson 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago
Woah dude
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Hwao
No, the correct spelling is definitely "woughe".
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
It is actually. The oxygenated free radicals are what cause us a lot of damage and essentially degrade us as beings. Go figure that he was right?
[–]Tr33 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Which is why anti-oxidants are so important for maintaining good health.
That is the exact function yes. red things (not meat) and blue and green stuff (vegetable, berry or fruit matter)helps.
[–]cornhusk 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
red things (pepper spray)
yes, red peppers are good for you unless administered in liquid form, through a pressure force into your eyes by a donut eating motherfucker.
[–]Zuken 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
Where's this guy when you need him?
[–]Fintann 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
My thoughts exactly
[–][deleted] 36 points37 points38 points 9 months ago
This same caption could be put on a Philosoraptor pic and it would seem far more thoughtful.
[–][deleted] 31 points32 points33 points 9 months ago
Whoa
[–]nakedladies 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
I actually got one laugh for the idea and a completely separate laugh for the look on his face.
[–]Aromir19 12 points13 points14 points 9 months ago
It is.
[–]manaseater 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Isn't it ironic that the person depicted NEVER AGES?
[–]LegendaryYK 10 points11 points12 points 9 months ago
Air kills us...let's go to space!
[–]Webberson McWebbywebby_mc_webberson 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
That will kill us, too. Better go deep under the sea.
That will kill us, also. Better go underground.
[–]derby_girl2z19 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
That will kill us as well. Better just stand here and die.
That will... kill us? I'd rather follow the rabbit hole
[–]tamasuperstar 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
That will kill us as well. Better just drink our own piss...
[–]Artha_SC 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
fuck that shit I'm going into space
[–]sebastian80 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Keanu, a fucking genius.
[–]CopperPipe 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
What is the name of this meme?
[–]ChaosLFG 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
That girl looks like Keanu Reeves.
[–]8dash 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
I initially read it as "hair". I have no regrets.
[–]fatloui 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
That's why bald people are immortal.
[–]theseangt 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
....directed by M Night Shyamalan
[–]pgomez 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
100% of people who eat hotdogs will die.
[–]leaf_in_the_wind 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
An organic chemistry professor once told me that the meaning of life was to "come in reduced, go out oxidized"
[–]JesusGotNailedLOL 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Waiting for KeanuReeves handle to write, "Whoa".
[–]Necrobard 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Just waiting for someone named keanu_reeves to say "Whoa."
[–]wayndom 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
In the 1980's a group called the Breathairians claimed the opposite -- that air was all humans need to live, and don't need food. Wiley Brooks, the head of the group in Santa Cruz, CA, lost some followers after being spotted by a reporter at a 7-11 with a hot dog, a Slurpee and Twinkies.
Stupidity has no bottom...
[–]knockturnal 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Have you ever been to New York City or Los Angelos?
[–]kingjehu 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
On average, New Yorkers have longer life expectancy than the rest of the US.
[–]halfwattlightbulb 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Nice guys die young, assholes live forever.
Except Steve Jobs.
[–]sarcasm_rocks 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Ever read The Andromeda Strain, oxygen is pretty dangerous.
Ozone is actually what creates the aging process.
[–]bieeel 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Scumbag God : Creates Oxygen , HAHA IT KILLS YOU
[–]Mythbro 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
What movie is this from?
[–]shpedoinkle007 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
On a serious note...chemtrails.
[–]NoSleepLurker 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I like Keanu Reeves. I like that this has been a background constant in my life ever since Bill & Ted.
[–]CaptainKirk1701 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
actually it is Oxidation of cells will kill you
[–]Sweddy 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Ironically, oxidation of cells is what kills us. Free radicals, etc etc.
[–]BjornStravinsky 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Relevant QI
Relevant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redox
[–]weareraccoons 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Isn't Keanu immortal though?
[–]LFK1236 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Oh come on, man, don't post stuff from 9gag. It might have been removed, but the [FIXED] one's still up:
http://9gag.com/gag/652833
Original:
http://9gag.com/gag/225060
[–]ROCKART 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
[–]prim_stargazer 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
White Noise much?
[–]waffleninja 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
It is. Well the oxygen part. Nitrogen (N2) is pretty inert, which composes most of Earth's air. Oxygen (O2) i pretty reactive and fucks up your cells. But you also need it to make ATP, so it's necessary.
[–]ink123pen 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
the world is seriously missing a site devoted to "thoughts from a stoner"
[–]fuzzb0y 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Well, it seems like its doing a bad job killing you, Reeves.
[–]Delawherian 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
You would not like Beijing my friend.
[–]nutri-matic 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
I read this as "You would not like being my friend." Seemingly I overestimate the possibility of puns.
[–]Webberson McWebbywebby_mc_webberson 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
I like to be friends with everyone. Why wouldn't I like Beijing your friend? Do you have smelly feet?
[–]epsilonius 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
forever alone
[–]chazmonkey 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Far out, man.
[–]ImPolish 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Good ol' oxidation
[–]achshar 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
wow it strikes a string inside.. great!
[–]JimboWiz 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Dude....Whoaw
[–]nostalgic_blast 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Wouldn't that mean that plants are controlling the population
[–]minherva 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Poison air is poison. Switch it off.
[–]mrcplusplus 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
mind = blown
[–]TedLogan 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
WHOA!
[–]whats_my_name_again 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Saw the thumbnail and read "poisonous hair". A tiny bit disappointed.
[–]H4ppy 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
But...it is, and it does...
[–]cagesandalarms257 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Advice Animal?
[–]jingleheimer 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
[–]Southerncross408 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
QUICK! SOMEONE CALL CONGRESS!
[–]360walkaway 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
The act of breathing actually does kill us very slowly.
[–]nuwbs 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
For those interested:
http://www.springerlink.com/content/p2701r766876r310/
[–]vandoman 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
This is probably a valid conclusion based on the reactive nature of oxygen
[–]CoffeeSipper 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
air is actually drugs. u need em to survive but it kills u after 80 years
[–]lvachon 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Its amazing how damaging oxygen actually is, dive too deep and the pressure makes it toxic.
[–]Graden014 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Ok, ignoring all of the science stuff can we all agree that this is one of the best stoner thoughts out there?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Oxygen is breaking down our bodies
[–]WholeyConverse 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
WHOA.
[–]turboALEX22 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
You just blew my mind
[–]iredditwhilstwiling 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I feel like Philosoraptor would've been a better choice for this considering the fact that this is a legitimate question IMO
[–]Wolvenfire86 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Google "Free radical theory".
[–]shredderooze 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
It should be "Scumbag Poisonous Air".
Life is poisonous and takes 80 years to oil us.
[–]bawzonurjaw 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
hmmm maybe thats why old people on oxygen tanks live forever.
[–]Riickastley 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
69 DUDES!
[–]Brohio 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
needs to be a rage face
[–]midas22 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Well, it is, just look at oxidation on fruit and vegetables. Luckily we have means to combat it for 80 years or so.
I wonder how many people actually get the Bill & Ted reference...
[–]ChazzyMcPhilips 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
...holy shit
[–]StartSelect 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Dude the air IS poisonous? CHEMTRAILS? doi.
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