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[–]SpaceManAndy 15 points16 points ago

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You should see how they do it in Greece

[–]ulty_engy 17 points18 points ago

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The Ministry of Silly Walks would like a word with them.

[–]kopkaas2000 5 points6 points ago

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That looks like a good moment to attack whatever it is these loons are guarding.

[–]mrskeetskeeter 4 points5 points ago

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Gotta be the worlds worst job. Slowly goose-stepping in a dress, panty hose, tassels, fez, and clogs, and having lo let people take pictures of your humiliation for the world to see.

[–]SpaceManAndy 4 points5 points ago

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It's actually a huge honor over there.

[–]TumbleDryLow 2 points3 points ago

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That doesn't change the amount of tassels hanging off of their pantyhose.

[–]jetaimemina 1 point2 points ago

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Tassels are a measure of honor in Greece. The most honored members of society, well you can't even see their faces for all the tassels.

[–]Pieloi 1 point2 points ago

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Wasn't it that that particular march was invented for blood circulation? Due to the fact that guards spend alot of time standing around trying not to laugh.

[–]SpaceManAndy 0 points1 point ago

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I hadn't heard that, but it's possible.

[–]regansensei 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why exactly, but this video immediately reminded me of this that I watch several years back. It must be because of the music and how they wear big "Goofy" like shoes. Hilarious video too btw! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvkuGrGY8oc&sns=em

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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TIL that in Greece Girl Scouts are some serious shit.

[–]NotYourCity 7 points8 points ago

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I've actually seen them change the guard at the eternal flame of the unknown solider in Moscow. This is a pretty funny gif of it but in all serious minus the land-gliding technology, it's a pretty interesting tradition they have.

[–]the_nils 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, I was there! Saw the soldiers standing there, I tried to distract one. It looked at me.

[–]rapture_survivor 2 points3 points ago

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it? ಠ_ಠ

[–]the_nils 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure if they're even alive. Those motionless bodies....

[–]Ninjawrtr 11 points12 points ago

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hi lepra [x]

[–]bigjo66 1 point2 points ago

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I always thought one of the most impressive things about the Russian parade marching like this is that while they are on the move they balance their rifles in one hand:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d04oMfVJ4QQ

[–]hussard_de_la_mort 1 point2 points ago

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No wonder they're so good at ice skating!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know what's wrong, it seems like the way they walk is all-right to me

[–]tellitlikeitisbaby 0 points1 point ago

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[–]foobz 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine Yakkity Sax playing when I watch this.

[–]DawdleOrDieTrying 0 points1 point ago

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Russian figure skaters always go for gold.

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[–]ecky--ptang-zooboing 7 points8 points ago

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2 bears, about to mate

[–]HeardsTheWord 1 point2 points ago

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Very seldom do I laugh out loud. You, sir, have just accomplished this task. My only regret is that I merely have this single upvote for you to take in return.

[–]Metroid545 0 points1 point ago

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Clever

[–]persianprez -1 points0 points ago

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They do this in almost every country. Even in america. They're protecting/honoring the unknown dead soldiers grave.

[–]zendick 2 points3 points ago

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Not the 90 degree high step, very few counties do that(which is why the video is funny)

but you need to see this shit, India / Pakistan border closing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv4OR_cuD08&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeSX6AZ5xEI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSM4Cw_1V9E

[–]bestbeforeMar91 -3 points-2 points ago

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In capitalist America, banks rob you.

[–]hussard_de_la_mort 0 points1 point ago

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On Reddit, useless political comments make you!

[–]holyice7 -2 points-1 points ago

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Intel is confirmed; the Russians have perfected weaponized land-based glider technology.

Begin the operation.