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[–]Crabman111 17 points18 points ago

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Yo dawg, I heard you like reposts so I complained about a repost by using a repost.

[–]ccfreak1992 3 points4 points ago

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There is no time I've ever wanted to kick a little girl in the face more than now. That.... that face is atrocious.

[–]moral_orel 0 points1 point ago*

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I remember a time when I went to work at chuck e cheese high as fuck, I got placed into the chuck e suit. I was so sure that my experience walking around in that damn sauna would be smooth sailing with the kids. As soon as I step out into the play area, an avalanche of children attcked me. It was an unpleasant 10 minutes until satan's spawn approached. This little girl stared me down like never before it was actually kinda scary. I blew her off thinking she was just shy. Next thing I know she's on my back choking me, biting me, hitting me, screaming at me trying to take off my mask. I eventually managed to get her off but as soon as that happened she then proceeded to throw her fucking tokens. Yes. Her fucking tokens. That beast. Now.. at chuck e cheese, there's a policy where you're not allowed to talk or make noises in the suit. Fuck that. I yelled at that little pitbull and I did everything in my power to escape and protect myself to safety. One of the most intense moments in my life as an employee of chuck e cheese. I swear on buddah I've never wanted to give a little girl my two feet to her face and drop kick the shit outta her until I met her.

[–]ccfreak1992 0 points1 point ago

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I forgot I made this post, so I was like "how the hell did this topic arise?!" I'm sorry to hear that my friend. I hope you get to see this girl one day and kick her in the face.... with your fist...

[–]moral_orel 0 points1 point ago

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oh I will.... I will.

[–]ccfreak1992 0 points1 point ago

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proud of you :]

[–]dermballs 8 points9 points ago

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He explained with a repost...

[–]Bob_Faget -4 points-3 points ago

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which is why it's funny

[–]dermballs 3 points4 points ago

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Except it isn't.

[–]BelligerentPenguin 2 points3 points ago

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I recognize the gif but I can't put my finger on the source. A little help?

[–]katieeer 1 point2 points ago

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Look Who's Talking Now :D

[–]YourFavBandSucks 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, but that gif is golden

[–]uber33t 1 point2 points ago

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funny, that's exactly how I feel about imgur.com links being posted without linking directly to the image...

http://i.imgur.com/VYJwP.gif

[–]ellieoranges 0 points1 point ago

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DITTO!

[–]stooney 0 points1 point ago

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i just want to punch that fucking face in.

[–]Jpolo45 0 points1 point ago

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The face!!

[–]katieeer 0 points1 point ago

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God damn I hated that little bitch.

[–]Tstrickler 0 points1 point ago

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Happened to me last week.

[–]RealLifeTim 0 points1 point ago

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IRONY!

[–]Glass_Harmonica -1 points0 points ago

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[–]gweezer -1 points0 points ago

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It's funny because that gif was posted yesterday.

[–]ronsfuckingwanson -2 points-1 points ago

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Heavy ironing in this post.