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[–]tucktuck1337 9 points10 points ago

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hahahaha that's amazing, first time I've laughed on reddit for a while. :)

[–]troublewithgrammar 4 points5 points ago

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Yes.

[–]fiercefoxx 6 points7 points ago

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Yes.

[–]PsychoticPenguin 5 points6 points ago

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Yes.

[–]breezypong12 5 points6 points ago

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Yes.

[–]trollerskatezz 2 points3 points ago

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Yes.

[–]gayhawks 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]Laundry_Hamper 0 points1 point ago

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Dicks.

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[–]mdaytn 4 points5 points ago

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Yes

[–]breezypong12 -2 points-1 points ago

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Yes

[–]Pliskin01 0 points1 point ago*

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shut up breezypong12

edit: Dude deleted his comment. Now i look like an ass ಠ_ಠ

[–]brand0n 0 points1 point ago

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same here.... i legit LOL'd and ran to show wife

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[–]ProHan 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, so you DIDN'T laugh your ass off, but you did laugh out loud? Get yo story straight!

[–]ab1112 1 point2 points ago

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[–]oknyerere 0 points1 point ago

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Downside: Carpet Poo Upside: Bipedal Canine Evolution

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Upside: Incredibly adorable bipedial canine evolution.

WHOSSAGOODBOY?

[–]SelectaRx 0 points1 point ago

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A master is out.

[–]Shakebabies 0 points1 point ago

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That's pretty dog-gone funny.

[–]NoncontributingPost -1 points0 points ago

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haha

[–]Shakebabies 0 points1 point ago

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Downvoted this comment, until I noticed the username.

[–]ProHan -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't give a fuck how old this is, hilarious anyway.

[–]fiercefoxx -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Shakebabies -1 points0 points ago

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I bet the individual who took the shit was pretty husky...

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[–]kremmy 3 points4 points ago

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You cringed at something a year or so old?

I hope your frail little heart doesn't give out the next time you're rickrolled.

[–]Drawtaru -3 points-2 points ago

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Maybe I'm desensitized, but I didn't even feel mildly amused. Maybe it's because I see this one all the time.

[–]joeblessyou -3 points-2 points ago

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Ok all these comments look planted. Common people!