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[–]thearmadillo 44 points45 points ago

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Jokes on him. That bottle of water probably cost $8.

[–]cavortingwebeasties 4 points5 points ago

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True, but he filled it up with toilet water after drinking it's contents before getting on this ride.

[–]markm88 7 points8 points ago*

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But the toilet costs $5.00. And how did they get to the Log Flume if they were stuck in the Food and Bathroom box of death? It is units away from the rest of the rides and surrounded by water for 8 units in each direction.

[–]kabukistar 30 points31 points ago

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The girl in the back does not give half a fuck.

[–]HuxleyBomb 8 points9 points ago

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No, she does not. I find her lack of enthusiasm funnier than the log-flume bandit's antics.

[–]afreemind69 9 points10 points ago

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I'm pretty sure she's the female version of Weekend at Berny's.

[–]brain_candy 0 points1 point ago

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Weekend at Bernice's!

[–]wink047 71 points72 points ago

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log-flume troll FTFY

[–]RyanOnymous 24 points25 points ago

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flume

[–]chrisch0731 0 points1 point ago

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THANK YOU!!!!!!!

[–]wizardcombat 5 points6 points ago

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FLOOM??

[–]exan1mo 4 points5 points ago

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It says 2010, but it looks like it took place in the 1980s.

[–]loveandpolitics 0 points1 point ago

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I was just thinking the same thing.

[–]glasstablechair 2 points3 points ago

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Splash Mountain at Disneyland opened in 1989.

They probably never changed the camera.

[–]thenamesbootsy 4 points5 points ago

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I wouldn't say it's much of a troll if they're on a ride where you get wet...

[–]Sloppy1sts 1 point2 points ago

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That's the point. You don't get THAT wet, but the kid's never gonna know.

[–]Swissmilkhotel 0 points1 point ago

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Until he gets to the booth and looks at that photo...

[–]Sloppy1sts 0 points1 point ago

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That's why you don't stick around for him to realize it was you. I guess that means you have to do it to a complete stranger, which is even more awesome.

[–]Reposing -1 points0 points ago

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Philosoraptor? Is that you?

[–]thenamesbootsy 3 points4 points ago

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Yea but I had to get a friend to type for me...cause of my arms...

[–]Reposing 2 points3 points ago

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Scumbag arms: Long enough to scratch chin: too small to type.

[–]brain_candy 0 points1 point ago

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His name's BOOTSY, dumbass!

[–]aflareon 0 points1 point ago

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But look at what they're wearing. Doesn't look like swim wear or something they'd want to get wet in

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Well they're on Splash mother fucking Mountain, so I'm sure they knew what they were getting into.

[–]ilikecloudsalot 5 points6 points ago*

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that is BRILLIANT. now i want to go on splash mountain with a gallon jug of water.

[–]rayrayrayray 5 points6 points ago

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I was thinking a can of Chunky Soup- clam chowder or Chicken Fiesta

[–]liveryowl 3 points4 points ago

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You save that for Space mountain. You dont want to be kicked out of the park.

[–]ilikecloudsalot 1 point2 points ago

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HA! That actually made me chuckle. That would definitely set off a chain reaction. The log raft would be full of puking people by the time they docked.

[–]Reposing -1 points0 points ago

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Ewwww... docking -vomits-

[–]Hormander 1 point2 points ago

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The girl in the back. Just sayin'.

[–]down_vote_magnet 1 point2 points ago

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He's just making sure.

[–]recycledraptors 1 point2 points ago

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straight up lolled for 30 seconds. upvote for you my friend.

[–]iodian 1 point2 points ago

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wow that was a good laugh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Hope Solo is in the back.

[–]Artyomic 0 points1 point ago

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I think I know that girl! Damn. I'll have to ask her if she's ever been to Disney.

[–]BBS- 0 points1 point ago

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Pic Sauce Plox?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I always see people pretty terrified in these photos, but the ride doesn't seem like it would be so thrilling. How far of a drop is ahead of them?

[–]SovietIndia 1 point2 points ago

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At the top of this third lift hill, the log descends the 52-foot (16 m) drop at a 45 degree angle, reaching a maximum speed of 40 mph.

[–]nanatrollface 0 points1 point ago

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dick move

[–]look_science 0 points1 point ago

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I'll just leave this pic of me here.

[–]DericG 0 points1 point ago

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Gonna get my flume on... Log-style!

[–]sweetmojaveraiin 0 points1 point ago

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Log-Floooom

[–]benowillock 0 points1 point ago

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That's a girl at the back? I thought it was Leonard from the Big Bang Theory :S

[–]down_vote_magnet 2 points3 points ago

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That's the sort of joke they make on Big Bang Theory.

[–]Zsamot -2 points-1 points ago

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PIC SAUCE!!!!

[–]down_vote_magnet -2 points-1 points ago

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The internet.

[–]crispy3 -1 points0 points ago

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brilliant lmao

[–]Evenged7x -1 points0 points ago

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Well that is pretty much the only way to get wet on that ride now

[–]DisregardReddiquette -4 points-3 points ago

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REPOST

[–]BadKitty420 1 point2 points ago

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Disregard Reddiquette, Acquire Downvotes

[–]DisregardReddiquette -2 points-1 points ago

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Your comment seems kind of critical of my account. Downvote.