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[–]zrowny 1 point2 points ago

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No, but it should get you drunk.

[–]snakeseare 0 points1 point ago

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I'm dumb. Explain it like I'm five.

[–]kevinhijazi[S] 0 points1 point ago

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When ordering a "Virgin" drink it contains no alcohol. The Virgin Mary is the only virgin to be impregnated. So, if you order a "virgin mary", it should contain alcohol.

[–]snakeseare 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, I'm following the reasoning, but I'm not giggling. I told you I was dumb! Nice try, though, it really sounds like one of my efforts.

[–]Negro_Napoleon 0 points1 point ago

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are you high?