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[–]gentlebot 128 points129 points ago

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[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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LETS STEAL IMAGES FROM SMALL WEBCOMICS!

[–]Married_CJR 19 points20 points ago

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*SHARE

[–]crimefighter 2 points3 points ago

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FUCKING PIRATES!

[–]limbic00 11 points12 points ago

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I'm getting so damn tired of this. Why aren't mods removing all images in funny or pics which are unlinked webcomics?

[–]BluShine 12 points13 points ago

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Because sometimes there's rules where you're required to link to imgur instead of the original. And there's no easy, built-in way to post a link to the original photographer/artists's webpage. The best that you can do is to either A:post a link to the webpage, thus forcing people to load an entire page to see an image, or B: post a comment on your own post, running the risk of getting out-voted off the top of the page.

TLDR: requires slightly more effort than just posting a link and people are lazy.

[–]goonigoogoo 10 points11 points ago

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"thus forcing people to load an entire page to see an image, "

aka Thus forcing you to generate ad revenue to support the webcomic author

[–]so_many_things 4 points5 points ago

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what he meant was that it forced people to not click at all because it is a link and not a picture.

[–]goonigoogoo 2 points3 points ago

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I think this thread posted in the rules is pretty relevant to the rest of this conversation path

[–]BluShine 2 points3 points ago

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True. I love the idea of supporting the efforts of authors/artists/whoever by viewing webpages, but I and many others use Reddit Enhancement Suite. Unfortunately, this means that it's at least 50% more likely that I'll enlarge a thumbnail than that I'll click on a webpage. My ideal solution would be some sort of box labeled "source" when submitting a picture, so a url would appear right below the post linking to it. So, if I like a comic/photograph/drawing, I can click it and be linked to their gallery/archive/etc.

[–]goonigoogoo 1 point2 points ago

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I believe I also saw some redditor make an imgur alternative a few months back that attributed sources while rehosting the image directly but for the life of me can't recall what it was called now. That doesn't solve the thumbnail issue unfortunately

[–]GamerKiwi 1 point2 points ago

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Or add in the web comic name into the title, like so:

As a female, I would like to see more of this... (SPACE AVALANCHE)

[–]Shup -1 points0 points ago

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Rightclick>View Image>Copy/Paste Link

The only place I have trouble with this is on DA. Good thing there isn't much to link from there.

[–]ChipChase 15 points16 points ago

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This is actually the worst way possible to link. Now their site gets hammered with traffic but they get no ad revenue.

[–]Shup 1 point2 points ago

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Interesting. So what would you suggest to get the best of both worlds?

[–]ChipChase 2 points3 points ago

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Link directly to the page that the comic is on. Use imgur/ehost as a mirror in case the site goes down.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Scumbag redditor.

Downvotes an original image if it isn't hosted on imgur.

Prefers screenshots of headlines from unpopular web sources and will downvote the same article to hell if it links directly to the website.

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Gets mad because the same comic that was on digg three years ago isn't linked to the archive of the first person to host it even though it would probably crash way before it got to front page.

[–]Hailth 32 points33 points ago

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I try to be more risque with my junk in public... But they just won't stop arresting me! I'm sorry!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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[–]harpo787 3 points4 points ago

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Made me think of the exact same bit, despite the OP pic shows no neck, just fuzz. Never saw a video for this, I was about to link to the album bit.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It was the first time I'd seen a live video of it too. I just did a Google search and sadly ComedyCentral was the best video link with the bit.

[–]Ziyad786 1 point2 points ago

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unavailable from Canada...fuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry! ಥ_ಥ. See above for my regrets on the link. Here's, hopefully, Canadian friendly audio? (Doesn't auto-start press play).

[–]fuzzb0y 35 points36 points ago

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Honestly, if men doing that allows society to allow us to blatantly stare at cleavages I'm down.

[–]ghebert001 15 points16 points ago

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I blatantly stare at cleavages...ain't nobody gonna stop me!

[–]ANN13M41[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Boys would even stare at boys (Gay, Straight, Trans, Whatevs). It would level the playing field.

[–]Limitedcomments 213 points214 points ago

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Seriously though, who the hell puts there boobs on show and gets offended when people look at them, come on.

[–]Whirledpeas1129 81 points82 points ago

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For some women, it's almost impossible not to put them "on show." I'm short and have large breasts. At the moment, I'm nursing and wear a size G cup. Unless I wear a crew neck, the neck shows cleavage. If I wear a crew neck, it looks like I'm just trying to make my breasts look even bigger. I could walk around in an oversized T-shirt for the next year until my breasts return to a more normal size, but, otherwise, people are just going to get an eye full. I try to accept that, but it still makes me extremely uncomfortable when people stare. In fact, I don't know where I should look! I can't look at their eyes, which are staring at my chest, so I just try to awkwardly end conversations.

Tl;DR: Women with large chests can't hide their goods easily. Small-breasted women can wear shirts that show their chests all the way down to their navals. Large-breasted women can't even wear a simple, v-neck shirt.

[–]beefviper 66 points67 points ago

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Just keep looking into their eyes... when they finally make eye contact, and they realize that you know what they've been staring at... just be like, "Yeah... they're pretty awesome."

That's what I'd do.

[–]frickindeal 7 points8 points ago

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"They're real, and they're spectacular."

[–]crass0405 17 points18 points ago

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Healthy attitudes rule.

[–]Aloren 2 points3 points ago

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I guess if you like your boobs. I don't I actively dislike them. I wear two bras to make them look smaller. I am trying to lose weight to make them smaller. I can't afford surgery. So if people look it just makes me uncomfortable.

[–]izzybel12 1 point2 points ago

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This. Same here. Big boobs? I got 'em. And they're awesome. Even when I'm wearing a T-shirt.

[–]EmbeddedMacro 0 points1 point ago

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Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]mm242jr 5 points6 points ago

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You should look in their eyes. When they notice, they'll be more likely to refrain the next time.

[–]Whirledpeas1129 0 points1 point ago

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That takes balls. I wish I could be that assertive.

[–]mm242jr 1 point2 points ago

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Start doing it with strangers. Let's say you don't dare to do it with people you already know. You think that they perceive you as not being assertive, so you can't escape from that role. The next time it happens with someone you don't already know, be assertive. That person doesn't know you, but they'll think, "hm, whirledpeas is assertive". Pretty soon, you may have enough courage to do it with people you already know (in other words, to unlearn a role).

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I'm sorry,I didn't read all of this. I was thinking about your jugs.

[–]ASitl 1 point2 points ago

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wear a sports bra?

[–]SpecialKRJ 5 points6 points ago

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Small-breasted woman here. That might be true if we aren't wearing a bra, but even the simplest bra will put us on display.

[–]racergr 0 points1 point ago

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Shirts???

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Women look as much as men. I've been making a study of that, and other women are as obsessed with other womens boobs as men are. Wherever I am, I'm looking to see where womens eyes go.

[–]AhhhClem -2 points-1 points ago

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I had a girlfriend at university with unusually large bresticles. She wore oversize shirts that hung straight down and made her look just fat. Seemed to work when she was not looking for attention.

[–]ANN13M41[S] 139 points140 points ago

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I agree. When I let my boobs hang out I EXPECT them to be looked at. But I like the idea of a guy's version of the boobs hanging out and being oogled.

[–]philosophickle 263 points264 points ago

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TIL girls are into dick hair.

[–]Soup_bones 63 points64 points ago

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I shave mine about an inch above my dick and part it in the middle...I calle it the 'schrute'.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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hahahaha right on man. Dig the name by the way

[–]tylerdurden77 10 points11 points ago

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this comment should be the top one, thank you for clarifying this post.

[–]CircleJerkAmbassador 8 points9 points ago

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[–]tylerdurden77 -4 points-3 points ago

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I now understand. Pizza=vegetable=CJ

[–]isdevilis 1 point2 points ago

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you a busta cj

[–]AduroNox 1 point2 points ago

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This gives me and my caveman-status body hair hope :)

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[–]Bored_At_Night 11 points12 points ago

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Are you 12 or a female that has never seen a dick?

[–]Vaknor 8 points9 points ago

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YOU, YOU HOLD THE SECRET OF WHAT WAS SAID HERE, TELL US OR WE WILL FORCE IT OUT OF YOU!

[–]bobfoot1990 7 points8 points ago

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What did it say?

[–]Arnakin 5 points6 points ago

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We MUST know.

[–]ANN13M41[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Win for deleted posts and comments that follow.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 38 points39 points ago

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This happened to me on the subway once. I was wearing shorts this summer, and I was standing over a girl whom was sitting down. Then I noticed her staring right at the center of my two legs. I tracked her eye sight and she was locking in right on my bulge. I started at her staring at my penis for what seemed like perhaps 5 minutes. I just didnt want to pop wood right in front of her then poke her in the eye when the subway train would make its next turn. Remember folks, a crowded subway train is no excuse for sexual misconduct. To say the very least, I wasn't sure if I like it, but I felt like a dirty man afterwards.

TL;DR Lady on subway eye raped my penis......Personal Mixed feelings.

[–]Bored_At_Night 14 points15 points ago

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Politely cough and introduce yourself if you are also attracted to her. Otherwise just politely cough, or if you are feeling generous, do a little dance.

[–]a_park_bench 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Salvador204 5 points6 points ago

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Pretty much get down tonight.

[–]Tahj42 8 points9 points ago

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Do a barrel roll.

[–]AhhhClem 6 points7 points ago

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Well you could have wiggled it a little to make it worthwhile. Maybe she was blind.

[–]Lemonface 29 points30 points ago

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I wonder how many neckbeards got off to this comment...

[–]dietotaku 6 points7 points ago

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i wear v-necks and the like just because they're comfortable. i don't really care either way if anyone oggles my cleavage.

[–]alfx 16 points17 points ago

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i feel the same way, but i am a man.

[–]Treberto 5 points6 points ago

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People just ogle my chest hairs when I wear v-necks.

[–]CheshireC4t 0 points1 point ago

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How do those work

[–]codeexcited 2 points3 points ago

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That's how I feel too, I hate having the collar of my shirt tight around my neck. At work we have to have all the buttons done up and its so uncomfortable.

[–]thinkmac 0 points1 point ago

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I think you meant you expect the guys you like to look at them. If there are guys that give you creep, I doubt you want them to have one glance at all...

[–]Musabi -1 points0 points ago

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That's awesome! When girls get all pissy after I am staring at their cleavage I ask: "Isn't that what you were going for?" They usually laugh or slap me, but I would say 90% of the time it would be the former and only 10% the latter!

[–]CheshireC4t 1 point2 points ago

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They're slapping you for being unsubtle but it's likely at least a part of them is flattered

[–]ratsta -4 points-3 points ago*

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Thank you for your honesty.

Guys version is tres amusement :)

update: merci correctors!

[–]givemebackmynose 16 points17 points ago

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That means "very amusingly", you want "tres amusant".

[–]ifodge 4 points5 points ago

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Tres interesante.

[–]CuthbertAllgood20 1 point2 points ago

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That's a feminin conjugation, you must mean "Tres interesant"

[–]ifodge 20 points21 points ago

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[–]supergauntlet 1 point2 points ago

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All pro.

[–]givemebackmynose 0 points1 point ago

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interessant*

[–]ifodge 6 points7 points ago

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Muy interessantingly.

[–]jakemonster4 5 points6 points ago

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Mucho verdad

[–]buttaids 3 points4 points ago

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Mesa verde

[–]Roscoe_cracks_corn 13 points14 points ago

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Yo quiero taco bell

[–]givemebackmynose 2 points3 points ago

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head explodes

[–]eeeeeeediot 0 points1 point ago

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''Tres amusement'' actually means very amusement without the accent.

[–]redgroupclan -1 points0 points ago

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...I'm not sure whether to be condescending or aroused.

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[–]Maxamillionaire 1 point2 points ago

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There castle!

[–]SpecialKRJ 23 points24 points ago

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A lot of us can't fucking help it. We aren't 'putting them on show', we're just wearing the shirts that we're able to purchase. Short of turtlenecks, there aren't many business-type shirts that won't show some cleavage.

[–]izzybel12 4 points5 points ago

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Oooh turtlenecks just make them look bigger though. It's pretty much unavoidable. I just try and look respectable.

[–]AhhhClem 6 points7 points ago

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There is cleavage and there is WOOHOO BOOBIES. The difference is about one inch of material.

[–]Bethurz 3 points4 points ago

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Draw the line for me.

[–]AhhhClem 1 point2 points ago

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Have you a marker? I guess one would have to experiment and observe the results. Men will be men.

[–]Bethurz 1 point2 points ago

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Mmm, I'm kind of oblivious so observing results wouldn't really work. I think I'm on the WOOHOO BOOBIES side, though.

[–]AhhhClem 0 points1 point ago

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Well then, No Problem. I seem to end up with women that are either flat chested or overly endowed. I think it is because I don't really care one way or the other and both classes are self conscious one way or the other. Strange that.

At my local, I should get back to the bar and be sociable.

[–]SpecialKRJ 0 points1 point ago

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And the comic shows cleavage. Not even very much.

[–]soccerman -3 points-2 points ago

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They are called buttons

[–]amemus 12 points13 points ago

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Can I guess that you don't have breasts? Button-down shirts are notorious for fitting badly over boobs. Not even big boobs, any boobs.

The only way to get a shirt that will fit over boobs without pulling and gapping, is to buy a shirt that is so much bigger than your actual size that the sleeves will be six inches past your hands.

[–]soccerman 0 points1 point ago

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So when they make shirts for women they don't take breast into account?

[–]amemus 8 points9 points ago

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Have you seen a fashion model lately? They don't take breasts into account for any clothes made for women. Nor hips, nor butts.

[–]soccerman 0 points1 point ago

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well that does suck

[–]bestnot 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't seem like it, no. Even if you're about a B cup (smaller than average, but supposedly what clothing is made to fit), a shirt (edit: button-down) that fits your shoulders and arms will probably be too loose near the waist and gape at the chest.

[–]SpecialKRJ 3 points4 points ago

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Haha. Women's button-up shirts are made WITHOUT the top few buttons.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Cleavage doily. Your argument is invalid.

[–]SpecialKRJ 0 points1 point ago

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Those things are irritating as fuck and constantly tickle the breasts.

[–]snakers -3 points-2 points ago

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BTW, not all cleavage or female skin is worth looking at. I don't want see the freckly cleavage or lumpy arms of a middle-aged woman-- especially at the office-- anymore than they want to see a middle- aged man's hairy gut.

I've always thought it a bit odd that a woman can show up to work in a blazer, yet remove the and walk around the office bare armed all day. Oh, the injustice.

[–]valereck 5 points6 points ago

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Yet HR told me to stop wearing my pants like that three times last year. Seriously though, its not the same for guys.

[–]blooregard325i 4 points5 points ago

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As a male, I would like to see more females like you.

[–]UncorkedChief3 9 points10 points ago

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if that's what I need to do to look at breasts freely then I would do that without a second thought

[–]Equilibrio 45 points46 points ago

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For the record....tits aren't genitals.

[–]al_fe2o3 72 points73 points ago

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True. However, tits are secondary sexual characteristics just as pubic hair and penis growth are in men. I don't think it is unreasonable to compare sexual characteristics, whether they are primary or secondary.

[–]LKS 16 points17 points ago

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Then we want to see the pubic hair of females and the fat deposits on the buttocks.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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dat ass.

[–]wraithguard01 29 points30 points ago

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dat fat deposit

[–]valereck 6 points7 points ago

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But they are naughty bits, right?

[–]TheHeroOfTime 13 points14 points ago

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That is how I generally wear pants.

[–]ANN13M41[S] 12 points13 points ago

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lol. Would you be offended if us ladies oogled your bush?

[–]GanjaSoldier 45 points46 points ago

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Nope! In fact, its a hands on exhibit! :P

[–]what_american_dream 3 points4 points ago

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Clever bastard.

[–]TheHeroOfTime 5 points6 points ago

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Nah, I trim it for a reason ;).

[–]poptart2nd 2 points3 points ago

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as a male, i would like to show you more of this.

[–]zombiebunnie 2 points3 points ago

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I agree, if showing off a little pubic hair let me blatantly stare at cleavage whenever I wanted, I would be an early adopter. I try so hard to refrain from it, its not even sexual, there's just something hypnotic and almost magnetic about it, your eyes, they betray you and drift there without your knowing, next thing you know, you find yourself, lost contemplating the universe within that sliver of flesh.

Really its probably more baffling to me than most women why breasts hold such sway, the best explanation I can come up with, is... cause boobs.

[–]BaconAndBacon 3 points4 points ago

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I just say, "Hey man, your bush is hanging out", and walk away.

[–]DerpingItUp 1 point2 points ago

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As a gay male, so would I.

[–]sirus20x6 1 point2 points ago

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you can see mine

[–]jojoko 1 point2 points ago

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as a gay male, i would also like to see more of that.

[–]Dsilkotch 1 point2 points ago

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As a female I would like to see more of this.

[–]nargy 0 points1 point ago

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As a male, so would I.

[–]wombatpa 1 point2 points ago

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You just gatta show a little dickneck, ya know?

[–]IfoundItForYou 1 point2 points ago

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[–]pghtowner2011 1 point2 points ago

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Challenge accepted

[–]Dreadlordstu 1 point2 points ago

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great comic, and makes a telling point about double standards in our society

[–]woolymarmot 1 point2 points ago

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Ahh yes, the ol' passive-aggressive moose knuckle...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Other males of the world... please don't.

[–]Napalm4Kidz 3 points4 points ago

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Too late.

[–]petedacook 2 points3 points ago

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No. You are wrong. Chics do not dig your pubic hair. They want some hint of the package that hides until intimacy.

Unless you are super hung, girls have no idea of what is behind those khaki work pants. They would like to know. Similar to how guys ogle breasts.

[–]fuct_indy 1 point2 points ago*

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I'm busy right now, but this needs exploration. Some do an askreddit and find out if women really want some dick cleave.

Edit: posted. Bbl for epic results.

[–]rhythmicidea 4 points5 points ago

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You ladies can ogle my bush anytime you want.

[–]ANN13M41[S] 10 points11 points ago

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I wish you would have told me the truth about your bush being the Amazon Jungle.

[–]JoeRuinsEverything 1 point2 points ago

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Oh c'mon, i thought you'd like little creatures living in there.

[–]blarwrghl_inc 1 point2 points ago

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Does it look like this ?

[–]Hjalmark 4 points5 points ago

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What do girls check out anyway ?

I am all for the ass, back, shoulders and love beautiful legs ;)

Yes I am a horrible sexist shallow person :D

and a dude just to be clear

[–]4nz 5 points6 points ago

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We check out guys asses, if they have package bulge, chest definition, arms and jawline/facial features.

[–]MCozens 3 points4 points ago

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YES. YES and YES.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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esPECIally jawline, mmmm

[–]Hjalmark 2 points3 points ago

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I loved to hear that :D

Favorite feature about my self is jawline and bulge :D

Rest I am too lazy to "work" on :D

[–]codeexcited 2 points3 points ago

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Pics or it didn't happen.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Same. I'm just tall and I'm told that I have a good face shape and cheekbones. Now if only I just had the abs and the biceps...

[–]isdevilis 0 points1 point ago

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please keep it that way, so us non genetically gifted can compensate

[–]4nz 0 points1 point ago

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pic please.

[–]zellthemedic 2 points3 points ago

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So...say...if I had a scar across my eye. A badass one. Would that alone instantly make women rocket off into space?

Cause I heard chicks dig scars.

[–]krej 4 points5 points ago

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Do you have a badass story to go along with the scar? Doesn't matter if it's fake.

[–]zellthemedic 2 points3 points ago

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I was saving a girl from getting raped outside of a gas station, and the would-be rapist cut my face as I was saving her.

[–]krej 1 point2 points ago

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As a guy, I find that sexy.

[–]zellthemedic 2 points3 points ago

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That's...good to know....

Unfortunately, I do not have a scar over my eye. I was just curious.

[–]4nz 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm..if you're saying its badass and it has an even more awesome story behind it I'm pretty sure chicks would dig it.

[–]Bethurz 0 points1 point ago

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You need to tell the back story for it to work.

[–]codeexcited 1 point2 points ago

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I also love a guy with great shoulders.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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There's a special place in hell for people who rehost webcomics to imgur.

[–]vibepusher 2 points3 points ago

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I've always said it would be like we men wearing a cod piece to the office.

[–]flarkington 0 points1 point ago

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some how i highly doubt you really want to see more of that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is it a different guy, or did he change to a different coloured tie? I'm so confused!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i'm all for this but what if he accidentally gets a boner?

[–]JavaLSU 0 points1 point ago

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Does he have his shirt tucking into his stomach?

[–]casonthemason 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh double D's, err, I mean standards

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ew i wouldn't. Boobs are much nicer to look at. (As a female)

[–]JuniperJupiter 0 points1 point ago

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I'd rather see his coinslot.

D:

[–]Mythbro 0 points1 point ago

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Hooray for repost from like, a day ago...

[–]madias 0 points1 point ago

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As a male, I would not.

[–]scottsrad 0 points1 point ago

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That look. He's so shameless. I love this.

[–]JediApprentice 0 points1 point ago

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viva la revolution

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[–]saywee123 6 points7 points ago

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That was really hard to read

[–]zellthemedic 2 points3 points ago

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to go as far as show off

[–]Shins 0 points1 point ago

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...until the first fat guy does this, then you want no more.

[–]radams713 -2 points-1 points ago

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Who likes pubes? O_O

[–]FaKeShAdOw 6 points7 points ago

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Lots of people, bro. People who don't want to deal with self-induced ingrown hair, too.

[–]radams713 -1 points0 points ago

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People like them enough to 'check them out'?

eh...to each their own ._.

[–]FaKeShAdOw 1 point2 points ago

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Yep. There are even people who eat dickcheese on purpose as a fetish.

I WOULD NEVER WANT to see dickcheese hanging out though, oh god wtf.

[–]radams713 4 points5 points ago

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Why did I read this? T_T

[–]Dsilkotch 1 point2 points ago

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I personally like body hair on guys. I think it's very masculine and attractive.

[–]religion_is_wat 0 points1 point ago

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There's a lot more hair where that came from, baby.

[–]Dsilkotch 0 points1 point ago

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I ain't skeered.

[–]religion_is_wat 0 points1 point ago

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...I am.

[–]HighSorcerer -1 points0 points ago

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What?

[–]AhhhClem 2 points3 points ago

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Needs some sort of accent mark to signify the raising of pitch at the end.

[–]HighSorcerer 0 points1 point ago

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Do you think an extra question mark would have helped?

[–]rileyrulesu -1 points0 points ago

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Relevent Also NSFW, random, and pretty funny.

[–]WorldWideWebb 2 points3 points ago

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And also relevant.

[–]onetonbison -1 points0 points ago

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Grammar Nazi here. "Female" is an adjective; "woman" is a much better choice. Sorry.

[–]Treberto 7 points8 points ago

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"Woman" is a better choice but "female" is a noun.

[–]FeltRaptor 6 points7 points ago

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female [Pronunciation:/ˈfiːmeɪl/]


noun

a female person, animal, or plant.