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[–]VAGINADICKBUTT 247 points248 points ago

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[–]Theolore 108 points109 points ago

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Did anyone else notice the boner sticking out of the guy on the right?

[–]long3hat1 68 points69 points ago

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i didn't notice because he folded his arms

[–]enlightenedfarmboy 13 points14 points ago

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Alright, I'm gonna go outside.

[–]HandsomeSloth 2 points3 points ago

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I see what you did there

[–]faulks 35 points36 points ago

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Now I do.

[–]swiftysam 51 points52 points ago

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Frat guys that dress like that typically ARE douches, but I think a shitty game, no alcohol, and ugly chicks is perfectly sound reasoning to not be at that "party". Maybe that's just me.

[–]lustigjh 5 points6 points ago

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I agree on the basis that there's no reason to be at any party that caters to none of your interests.

[–]Tennisinnet 17 points18 points ago

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Upvote for proper douche attire.

[–]Super_King_ 11 points12 points ago

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Stereotyping is bad.

[–]Bobsentme 723 points724 points ago

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Any party, you say?

What about LAN parties?

[–]tomasgdvl 160 points161 points ago

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then you wish your internet disconnects.

[–][deleted] 211 points212 points ago

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no, there is always one guy who doesnt understand subnets and fucks up the whole deal

[–][deleted] 129 points130 points ago

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God, I wish that were just a joke.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

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so wait, my ip address is 255.255.255.0 right?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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No, it's 192.168.0.1!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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OF COURSE NOT. IT'S MINE.

[–]augster 7 points8 points ago

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Set it to 255.255.255.1 dummy

[–]woooooh 76 points77 points ago

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What's a subnet and how does one work?

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points ago

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Let me put on my ELI5 suit;

Imagine an IP address like a house address. Mine is 3920, some people have 202 or 7916. The subnet is like the street your house is on. So at LAN parties, sometimes people mix up things like subnets and IP addresses. It's like you're saying to the computer "I live on 3948 St., look for house number Willard!".

[–]ginja_ninja 26 points27 points ago

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So it's that thing that's 255.255.255.0 by default on a lot of routers?

[–]gillon 157 points158 points ago*

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That would be a subnet mask. It basically means that every field (field being the ones separated by dots) except the last one in the IP address is your 'street' with the field being your 'house number'.

EDIT. Oh, wow, reddit birthday. Grats me.

[–]donutmancuzco 21 points22 points ago

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You only get one "Grat" from me.

[–]cscott5288 10 points11 points ago

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I consider myself fairly computer literate and have never understood subnets though I've researched the topic a thousand times. Your explanation doesn't help either.

[–]vaelkar 4 points5 points ago

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Normal IP Address: 192.168.0.1

With subnet 255.255.255.0:

Your computer can communicate with anything matching:

192.168.0.1 - 192.168.0.255

With subnet 255.255.0.0:

Your computer can communicate with anything matching:

192.168.0.1 - 192.168.255.255

More detailed explanation:

Each field of the mask is a binary value. The maximum of the mask is 255. At 255, exactly 0 remains, hence why the corresponding field of the ip address can not change. At 0, exactly 255 remains, which allows the entire length of that field. Communication can be further limited by using a more filtered subnet, such as using 192 or 128. This is useful in environments where one would not want industrial equipment (SANs, database communication) interfering with web browsing/downloading.

[–]durkadude 7 points8 points ago

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Actually, it would be any value up to 254 in the given examples, the last address is reserved as the broadcast address on any given network.

[–]cesclaveria 2 points3 points ago

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Lets try it this way. On a single IP address, for example: 192.168.1.5 there is encoded information for 2 things, those are the network and the host (a computer for example.)

A subnet mask helps the devices to figure out what part of the IP address encodes the network and what part encodes the host.

On our example, an ip address of 192.168.1.5 and subnet mask of 255.255.255.0 gives us a result of:

Network: 192.168.1.x -------- Host: 5


The why is a little bit more complex since it involves bit operations to truly understand what is going on.

[–]augster 2 points3 points ago

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If I'm not mistaken, and you may correct me if I'm not without being downvoted, many businesses use subnets to create multiple subnetworks within their system to set different permissions in order to increase security.

[–]netcrusher88 72 points73 points ago

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Kinda. That's the subnet mask, which is a representation of how big the subnet is. A mask of 255.255.255.0, which is also known as a /24 subnet (which is the newer CIDR notation) or a class C subnet (which is technically inaccurate but network people will know what you mean), can contain up to 254 hosts - 1-254 (the top and bottom address are always reserved for broadcast and the "network address", respectively, but technically they are part of the network so there are 256 IPs in a /24 subnet - just not ones you can use).

If you want to look at how it really works, the CIDR notation is the most intuitive. An IP address isn't really four numbers - it's one number. The address I get for Google is 173.194.33.16, or 2915180816 (nobody really uses decimal notation except as a joke), or 10101101110000100010000100010000 in binary. The four number notation is called a "dotted quad". The subnet mask specifies the number of bits that are the network part - the street name - as opposed to the host part - the house number.

A network mask of 255.255.255.0 or /24 is 11111111111111111111111100000000 in binary. That means that the first 24 bits (or the first 3 octets - which happen to correspond to parts of the dotted quad) are the network part. Assuming the Google IP above is on a /24 network, this is what it would look like with the network part in bold:

  • 173.194.33.16
  • 10101101110000100010000100010000
  • (I can't do this with the decimal notation as decimal digits don't correspond to binary sanely - thus why nobody uses it)

Now, I don't know if that IP is on a /24 network. I don't have to - I know it's not on my network, so I send it to a router and that figures out where it goes from there. Odds are nobody but Google knows whether that's on an actual /24 network - companies usually purchase a large subnet from ARIN or their ISP and then advertise a route to that large subnet (say a /16, if Google owns 173.194.0.0/16 - which is 256*256 IPs or 216 ) and route the smaller ones internally.

Networks don't only come in /8, /16, and /24 (one octet, two octets, and three octets of network part respectively), but they're the simplest to deal with visually, so they're usually used. Most home routers use a /24 network cut out of the 192.168/16 network, which is reserved for "private" IP space, or space that isn't routed on the Internet.

Oh, uh, a lot of this changes in IPv6 :) But the core concepts are the same.

[–]follish 21 points22 points ago

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You take this shit seriously. Truly, you are the netcrusher of which legends have foretold.

[–]tcpip4lyfe 8 points9 points ago

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I can confirm this is correct.

[–]NessDan 4 points5 points ago

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I'm trusting you based solely off your name.

[–]Marvelous_Margarine 17 points18 points ago

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Having no clue whats being talked about, I'm pretty sure you're spot on mate.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago*

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Yes :) let me further explain.

Imagine a LAN party's network, which is filled with 20-30 computers (if you are cool) that are on the same network. Say someone's IP address is 192.168.2.1, the next person's IP address will be 192.168.2.2. The zero at the end of the subnet address identifies the computer on the subnet. So it would be computer 1, computer 2, and so forth. If the subnet has too many computers on it, the network admin will then create another "street" for more computers to be on. You could then have a subnet like 255.255.255.128

Please go easy on me I'm just finishing my Data Comm class!

Edit: I was wrong about the last portion but the lovely people in this thread have corrected me. Now we can all bask in the glory of networking!

[–]overlord2kx 7 points8 points ago*

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You're close but not quite. The part where you say (EDIT:) 255.255.0.255 being another "street" would be inaccurate. You could create many streets with the same subnet mask of 255.255.255.0

192.168.1.0 would be one "street", 192.168.2.0 would be another, and so on. Think of it as 192.168.X.Y with X being the "street" or subnetwork and Y being the "House" or node. (this is called a Class C network, but there are many variations on subnets. See the post about CIDR from netcrusher88 for more details)

[–]reginvld 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck. I still don't get it.

Oh well.

[–]bloed 3 points4 points ago

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[–]TheAdAgency 11 points12 points ago

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Same as a normal network but with smaller wires, make sure you have those.

[–]CrazedToCraze 6 points7 points ago

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No it's not, it's the net you place inside a net when you go out fishing. Then you can catch a fish within a fish. And you can go up in various subnet levels, letting you catch a fish within a fish WITHIN A FISH.

[–]appropriate_name 7 points8 points ago

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yo dawg..

[–]willdone 11 points12 points ago

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What, don't you just plug in to the router or whatever and off you go?

[–]CJ_Guns 14 points15 points ago

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Yes, but people are idiots.

[–]hukedonfonix 5 points6 points ago

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This probably works for smaller LANs but get more people together and things start getting complicated real quick. I'm sure someone will set up a server or four with terabytes of all sort of warez, people start downloading, then you need to keep the load down, since otherwise it will cause all sorts of latency issues for people who are actually playing, etc etc. A dedicated networking guy can save the day.

[–]Lemonegro 2 points3 points ago

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That's what me and my bros do.

[–]Periodik 15 points16 points ago

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that why you just let the network on DHCP ?

[–]kirbysuperstar 4 points5 points ago

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Yup. But hey, people are idiots.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I have met people that tell me you need a RADIUS server for DHCP or it won't work :I

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Those people need to be hit with a heavy blunt object, repeatedly.

[–]Orbixx 4 points5 points ago

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One time some fucking idiot jammed his Xbox into the secondary WAN port of a big Cisco switch at a LAN. Very gradually the entire network halted. It was so subtle we couldn't figure it out for a while, people were getting pissed off.

When we found out, everybody gave him so much fucking stick it was pretty hilarious.

[–]agbullet 5 points6 points ago

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Hilarious, but I don't actually understand why the network would gradually slow down. Anyone?

[–]Orbixx 3 points4 points ago

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Seems the switch autonegotiated and made the Xbox the second WAN interface and started load balancing or bonding the WAN with the real WAN interface, which was a DSL line at the time.

It didn't slow the network down it just made around half of the traffic try going through the Xbox, my guess is that connections that remained open were completely fine, new connections were hit and miss and when connections closed, they were also hit and miss.

[–]flinxsl 4 points5 points ago

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My friends and I have a running joke that it isn't a real LAN party unless someone has to reinstall windows to fix some problem.

[–]marcins 10 points11 points ago

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I once had trouble getting an IPX network going until I realised I'd forgotten to reserve the NICs IRQ in the BIOS. /old

[–]MMOAddict 2 points3 points ago

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Or there's the 1 guy with the dhcp server running on his computer, screwing up the network..

[–]johnlocke90 31 points32 points ago

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Most modern games won't even let you set up a lan. They require that you play the game through their online network.

[–]Not_a_gem 23 points24 points ago

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by 'most games' you mean 'starcraft 2'

[–]UberMouse894 16 points17 points ago

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I can't think of any AAA PC games that came out recently with LAN support.

[–]Namika 24 points25 points ago

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WoW, Starcraft 2, MW3, LoL, DOTA2

You know, pretty much every game relevant in today's local tournaments

[–]dupemaster 22 points23 points ago

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All games I wouldn't want to play at a lan.

[–]Nevaros 2 points3 points ago

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I still have Quake 2 lans with a bunch of my friends. So much fun messing around with Weapons mod! :D

[–]Romeo3t 8 points9 points ago

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Battle.net

So good you won't want lan!

[–][deleted] 362 points363 points ago

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at least you get invited

[–]TheAdAgency 63 points64 points ago

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Yes, I usually eschew coneheads from my invite lists.

[–]super_dave_cares 35 points36 points ago

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they usually end parties when i show up

[–]CountMalachi 11 points12 points ago

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You must be the police.

[–]HotwaxNinjaPanther 36 points37 points ago

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I have the good taste not to show up to the kinds of parties that people would invite someone like me to.

[–]macrk 9 points10 points ago

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"I would never be part of any organization that would have me for a member." - Karl Marx

[–]PrinceRainbow 22 points23 points ago

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This guy can't talk to girls because he has no ears. It would go like this:

Earless: Hi, I'm Jim. I'm interesting because I don't have any fucking ears.

Girl: oh my god! What happened to them?

Earless: (smiles and nods)

[–]clubdepizza 103 points104 points ago

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Give this man more beer!

[–]FORVICTORY 44 points45 points ago

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No, he'll just turn into me at any party.

-This isn't fun, I better drink more

-Still not fun, I better drink more

-Still not fun, I better drink more

-Still nah fuh, I bettar drank more

-Stinafa, ddddruuunkk

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[–]clubdepizza 27 points28 points ago

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Beer is the oil of conversation. As long as you don't go overboard, getting drunk and laughing/making friends (which is easier after a couple cold ones) is a lot of fun. Be responsible kids.

[–]Kontraption 2 points3 points ago

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Best thing about beer is it's ethanol to water level. You can casually drink it and so long as no shot gunning is involved not get drunk. Easier to stay in that perfect drunk level.

[–]KoNcEpTzOfDeAtH 78 points79 points ago

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The part about loud ass music applies to (almost) any bar also.

[–]KallistiEngel 10 points11 points ago

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That's why dive bars and lounge-style bars are often a wonderous escape for me. I'll go to the overly loud bump-n-grind bar, but after about an hour of that I seek respite in a dive bar or lounge-style bar where I can actually hear myself think and others talk.

[–]colbysax 4 points5 points ago

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I know. That's why I prefer parties with just my buddies and a few others. Quiet music and getting plastered.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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That's why you go to pubs.

No music, just beer. Tons and tons and tons and tons of beer. No music, just you and your buddies sitting at a table talking and drinking.

[–]QJosephP 24 points25 points ago

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This is what I thought of when I read your comment. :)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I got tinnitus from spending a night at a loud bar.

[–]StatikDF 25 points26 points ago

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RIP that feel

[–]pifarm 5 points6 points ago

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2 weeks from now it will be in every "rage" comic

it was feel while it lasted.

[–]MaoThatHurt 2 points3 points ago

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Saw this on the front page, was like "wtf this is old hat why are people upvoting it"..."oh right, reddit." inb4 "le feel when".

[–]dragonfucker 270 points271 points ago

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The solution is simple: You just need to do more drugs.

[–]wheelinthesky 84 points85 points ago

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It's not too bad of a suggestion. Alcohol when consumed in a reasonable amount will make you a lot more social and you will be able to walk up to other people who have been drinking and just say hi. Also, why did you not go with some friends to the party? Then you will have someone to talk to and will meet people quickly as you will be introduced to any of their friends and so on.

[–]learningphotoshop 47 points48 points ago

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I have noticed that over the past few years I have found the party atmosphere to be intolerable after a short while. This is even with copious amounts of alcohol consumption and friends. It just becomes overstimulating or something. I usually just sit around with a few friends, drink and play some board/video games.

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points ago

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It's something you're supposed to get over, I feel. Middle-age folk who are still hardcore into partying are weirdos. I still enjoy those types of parties, but the best kind are quiet, intimate gatherings of people you actually care about.

[–]LostPhenom 22 points23 points ago

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I'm 19 and I think I've completely skipped over the hardcore partying phase. I just never understood it.

[–]Jack_Krauser 8 points9 points ago

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If it makes you feel better, there's others out there like you. Every once in a while, somebody convinces me to go to a party and I always tell myself I'll have fun, but end up like OP's pic without fail. I just don't understand why deafening music and anonymous grinding is supposed to entertain me. We should have quiet parties where we consume responsible amounts of alcohol and have interesting conversations.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I'm not sure what's not to get about getting high and hanging out with friends, meeting new people, dancing, and getting intimate with strangers.

[–]ellipses1 3 points4 points ago

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Some people just aren't into other people. I'm 28 and married with a kid. We've lived in our house for 5 years. There has yet to be a non-relative in our house... Obviously, the missus and I aren't ones to hang with friends or meet new people... and dancing? Yeah right.

[–]flongo 10 points11 points ago

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I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

[–]YourBoyEvan 10 points11 points ago

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They have different sorts of appeal, sometimes you want a large, wild house party and other times you want a quiet, intimate gathering. There's nothing to "get over", it's just a personal preference.

[–]Manitcor 18 points19 points ago

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this has always been my preference, I did a ton of clubbing years ago but my most fond memories of those days were the parties I would have at my apartment with 7 or 8 people in front of the tv watching some movie while getting drunk over some board game or other amusement.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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I never got into partying, just not my thing. Too much stimulation. My idea of an awesome social time is quiet BBQ in the back yard with a few family and friends cracking out the telescope and binocs after dark and giving them a tour around the sky. Or heading out to the open air range and shooting soda cans while soaking up the sun.

The combination of loud music in another home/public building with lots of shouting and optional strobes is a recipe for me getting sick all over the floor then leaving feeling cramps all over my body with a throbbing headache. Not to mention that alcohol actually has the opposite effect on me, the buzzed feeling makes me clam up and get anti-social. I loosen up alot better just hanging with close friends in a quiet setting (back yard, hiking, at the lake, etc) with little alcohol involved (usually none, occasionally just enough to enjoy the taste of something I like or to toast a success).

[–]AlwaysKindaLost 21 points22 points ago

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Friends disappear to talk to their other friends. And being too clingy with your friends may eventually stop them from bringing you to parties.

[–]cohrt 2 points3 points ago

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Also, why did you not go with some friends to the party?

  1. i don't even know how i would get invited to a party
  2. my friends don;t go to parties.

[–]hemlockecho 12 points13 points ago

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This is the skeleton key of answers. It always works. I don't have a drug problem; I have a drug solution.

[–]noodle42 201 points202 points ago

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Are you supposed to be E.T?!!

[–]Nobody_Gets_Sarcasm 214 points215 points ago

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I think it's meant to symbolize his alienation from the rest of the crowd.

That or he's ugly as all hell.

[–]SarahGracie 120 points121 points ago

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I know that feel, bro

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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[–]SarahGracie 7 points8 points ago

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was that music from kingdom hearts?

[–]Pressureftw 6 points7 points ago

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I know it's not exactly the same piece, but listen to this guy!

[–]Marty_Stu[!] 20 points21 points ago

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That feel when you don't get memes.

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No it's a meme that's popular on the video games board of 4chan. It's called "That feel". People usually start threads describing a specific feel and use that image as well.

That feel when you explain memes to someone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc

[–]Futhermucker 49 points50 points ago

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I'll give it a week before f7u12 butchers this too

[–]lisa-needs-braces 60 points61 points ago

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le feel when derpina bought me skyrim :)

[–]Demotic 16 points17 points ago

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This makes me cry. Really. F7u12 has ruined anything it put its hands on. To point where I get mad every time i see a French word starting with le.

[–]TehKashmirZ 43 points44 points ago

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You shut your whore mouth before this becomes a trend

[–]heyfella 23 points24 points ago

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reddit.com: where memes go to catch cancer.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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shut the fuck up

[–]flumph01 14 points15 points ago

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Holy shit I'm going back to 4chan.

[–]Satanic_Mage 59 points60 points ago

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Kicking back with some friends at someone's house >>>>>>>>>>> Parties

[–]MrMackay 22 points23 points ago

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EXACTLY!!!! I keep trying to tell my friends this, but they just say "no you will like the party better this time". I just wanna hang out with my friends and play some video games and stuff

[–]puadxe 84 points85 points ago

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they want to get laid

[–]Geno098 25 points26 points ago

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Pretty much the only reason guys go to parties is to possibly get laid and get smashed.

[–]Gallifreyan_Type_40 13 points14 points ago

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Hence why the ladies always get in for free and the guys have to pay.

[–]Nackles 9 points10 points ago

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A few friends + takeout + movies/boardgames/TV = best party ever. What sucks is how hard it is to meet people who feel the same way (especially when you can't have them to your place).

[–]Major_Motoko 14 points15 points ago

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Ears. You have no ears. And it's too loud.

[–]gojirra 21 points22 points ago

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His alien vibration detecting ventricles are very sensitive.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

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keep posting 4chan shit here, then claim tosh, thechive, tumblr and memebase steal shit

[–]Zeberoth 7 points8 points ago

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Cause at every party I go to I'm a closet lizard who jams on his own in corners.

[–]Spork_King_Of_Spoons 4 points5 points ago

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nobody will dance with you cuz u look like fucking E.T.

[–]Fireblaster 18 points19 points ago

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Reddit - The place to go to to get credit for stealing content from 4chan.

[–]fantasmagore 28 points29 points ago

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THAT FEEL WHEN YOU KNOW THIS IS A REPOST

[–]Unsinkablesam 17 points18 points ago

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I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO

[–]ViewofDelft 64 points65 points ago

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I know that feel bro.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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we all know that feel.

[–]mrm3x1can 25 points26 points ago

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Yet the opposite is true too.

At home playing video games

"I could've been at that party right now but instead I'm at home playing Street Sweeper Simulater 2011..."

[–]htr123 26 points27 points ago

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livin the life

[–]jasperpaddles 3 points4 points ago

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like a real gangster ass nerdfighter

[–]thetones 43 points44 points ago

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Stolen from /v/.

[–]yaredw 21 points22 points ago

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What isn't?

[–]cohrt 4 points5 points ago

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nothing on reddit. pretty much everything here is stolen from 4chan.

[–]knumbknuts 56 points57 points ago

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The music is too loud in most social situations... often, even at church.

What about loud = fun?

[–]bporter84 118 points119 points ago

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I cant hear you Im having too much fun

[–]erez27 26 points27 points ago

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lalalalalalala

[–]yaredw 4 points5 points ago

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LALALALALALALA

[–]johanbcn 15 points16 points ago

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Loud = Less talk = More drinking = More money for the bar/disco

Why we keep doing this to ourselves? Dunno, just keep following the flock.

[–]CheeseGrill 19 points20 points ago

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Loud = no need to attempt to make awkward conversation. Just mash bodies together in ways that would be inappropriate at most other social conventions.

[–]Itisme129 8 points9 points ago

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I've tried figuring it out and the best I can come up with is that the entire situation is meant for sensory overload. Music cranked up so you can't hardly hear. Lights incredibly dark with bright flashes. Heat cranked up and there's very little room to move around. Mix in a bit of alcohol and you've got a group of people who can't speak, hear, see or think. It's basically a drug orgy.

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[–]PilotDad 14 points15 points ago

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That's your edit?

I thought maybe you were going to fix that music soothing the balls thing.

[–]asielen 4 points5 points ago

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God yes. I hate going to meet and greet type events at clubs. It is impossible to actually meet people or talk at all in clubs.

[–]gegc 7 points8 points ago

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Loud = headache.

[–]eloquentnemesis 87 points88 points ago*

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stay home, play video games, eat hot pockets, stop doing things you don't like!

Edit: for all the forever alone replies, it is possible to socially interact with people doing stuff you enjoy that isn't a party =o

[–]HaydosMang 10 points11 points ago

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I agree. The first step to enjoying life more is to stop doing the things you dislike. Strip those back and just spend time doing fun stuff.

After that, you may find you start getting bored of the fun stuff that you are now doing more of so you go and find more fun stuff to do instead.

There is no point going through life pretending to be something you are not.

[–]cannabist 165 points166 points ago

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Yeah! Stay inside your comfort zone!

And then you ask yourself why you're forever alone and have no friends.

[–]doctorcrass 14 points15 points ago

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or just get other friends who like the things you like, rather than trying to make friends somewhere that attracts people who don't share your interests.

[–]PsychedelicFairy 54 points55 points ago

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Harsh. But true.

[–]MisterNetHead 24 points25 points ago

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Except if you're ok with being forever alone and having no friends, of course. Then there's no problem.

[–]migimunz 5 points6 points ago

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Took me a long time to realize this. Upvote for you sir.

[–]nilnoc23 11 points12 points ago

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Says the 7 year old who won't eat his vegetables.

[–]johanbcn 24 points25 points ago

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But I like pizza!

[–]RedditorFor5Minutes 14 points15 points ago

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And stop meeting other people! Forever alone.

Actually, for some people it just takes more effort to interact than for others. It sucks, but that's just how it works. It gets easier with practice and pretending.

[–]gojirra 6 points7 points ago

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I was once someone who could not interact with people, was very soft spoken, and felt very awkward in social situations and parties. You are absolutely right, it is 100% practice. It is weird and shocking even today after years of experience to hear people compliment my outgoing personality and ability to interact with anyone even strangers.

[–]peanutbutterjam 15 points16 points ago

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I am this. Until you have enough drinks to take your mind off gaming and food.

[–]gojirra 7 points8 points ago*

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...and your self consciousness about issues no one could possibly give even one fuck about.

I am an extremely self conscious person, but I realize that people don't care about the things I worry about. Alcohol makes it a lot easier to overcome those powerful feelings.

[–]DrOgdenWernstrom 7 points8 points ago

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Might I suggest a 100mg dose of Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. That'll make you enjoy social environments a lot more and talk to strangers with ease. Trust me I'm a Doctor.

[–]catchmeifyoucant 3 points4 points ago

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I was a nerd in highschool who acted like the loner in the corner in this comic. I reflected on what was important to me - banging hot girls (at this point I'm still a virgin, and will be for quite some time). I knew if I continued to play 36 hours of Diablo 2 every weekend (HC l94 barb) and eat nothing but Jalapeno chips, that wasn't going to happen.

You only get 1 life. No restarts. Follow your dreams or die trying.

[–]norcaltrip 3 points4 points ago

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Protip: drink alcohol

[–]noseforsharpies 9 points10 points ago

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My friends like to make me feel guilty about not partying . . why? I mean, I'm down with big social gatherings every now and then, but there are people that do this shit EVERY . . FUCKING . . WEEKEND. Most of the time, I'd much rather chill by myself, read, and listen to music. There's a joy in solitude.

[–]CottonEyeJoe 2 points3 points ago

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Although they would never tell you so, the world is a better place with introverts, Cohn said.

"They're the scholars, the scientists, the inventors, the writers, the poets, the artists," he said. "Imagine life without them - it would be a TV commercial."

[–]llbean 5 points6 points ago

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100% with you. I never understood people that can't stand being alone even for a few hours.

[–]mikespimpin 2 points3 points ago

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i am this person. and i cant understand why people can be alone so easily for long periods of time

[–]llbean 5 points6 points ago

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we will never understand one another mike. i hope your pimping is going well though.

[–]Gesperrt 18 points19 points ago

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that feel.

[–]pifarm 4 points5 points ago

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I never thought it would come to reddit

is nothing sacred, can nothing just exist without being eventually spammed so hard no one uses it anymore?

[–]Enage 2 points3 points ago

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As someone who uses /mu/ (otherwise known as that feel board) I welcome the day feel threads die.

[–]pifarm 2 points3 points ago

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I frequent /mu/ too, its just I dont want it to die like this

this is a death only bronies and furries deserve

[–]Cr0NiX 16 points17 points ago

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You do know that this was made by 4Chan, right?

[–]Chances 2 points3 points ago

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True gamer solidarity bro.

[–]1NDawesome 2 points3 points ago

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You know what they say:

The one with the party hat,

likes saturdays with his cat

[–]Sternenlicht 2 points3 points ago

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I feel like the odd one out :( I enjoy EVERY party except family gatherings.

[–]SIN00X 2 points3 points ago

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That's me when there isn't any booze or weed at a party.

[–]maceface21 8 points9 points ago

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I treat parties like a video game. The goal is to get as fucked up as possible without blacking out.

[–]Candlematt 5 points6 points ago

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[–]mailto-sage 9 points10 points ago

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scan /v/ for the latest shitposting craze

that feel

post on reddit for karma

What's next? Quentin stoner comics?
With any luck, omgMEMEsLOLredditfags won't pick up on it.

Fuck you, OP.

[–]new_Habit 10 points11 points ago

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Why do you look like Voldemort?

[–]Neil_Schweiber 4 points5 points ago

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Usually being a parcel tongue gets parties going, too.

[–]blankfist 4 points5 points ago

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The butthurt wallflower outside his natural habitat.

[–]Duke_Webelos 4 points5 points ago

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Nice party hat.

[–]ForcedZucchini 8 points9 points ago

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I think your problem is... you look like an alien.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Stop reposting shit from /v/.

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[–]HerrSpitt 1 point2 points ago

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Story of my life

[–]OhGarraty 1 point2 points ago

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I hate how half the comments here are discussing how the subject is drawn funny.

There should be a place to go be social that doesn't involve loud music and/or drugs. All the people I know that are around my age are either forever alones, alcoholics, or parents. Feels bad man.

[–]12_Baconed_Narwhals 1 point2 points ago

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ANY party? but that includes LAN parties!

[–]1984comment 1 point2 points ago

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Being hungry is my biggest qualm about parties.

[–]DoctorPimpslap 1 point2 points ago

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This is me everywhere that isn't home

[–]live_free 1 point2 points ago

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That is why you drink or smoke.

[–]Christosconst 1 point2 points ago

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What's the point of going to a party if you don't talk to anyone?

Talk to someone.

[–]EgglandsWorst 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you for hoarding an entire corner.

[–]egoisillusion 1 point2 points ago

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I def feel like this, right up until the point where I find myself grinding with a hot girl, and then I'm like "parties are the greatest thing ever". Of course, then I don't learn my lesson and next party I will feel uncomfortable all over again.

[–]reddit4getit 1 point2 points ago*

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I used to be like that.....until I realized that socializing and getting wasted and fucking in the owners master bedroom on their King size bed was way more fun.

[–]garbledina 1 point2 points ago

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Oh God please don't let that fucking horrible place get a hold of this.

[–]Redshifted 1 point2 points ago

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That feel when you're at a party...

[–]leredditepicwin 1 point2 points ago

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hey reddit check out this image of Tony Kornheiser and it says 'WHY' underneath it its pretty cool I think you guys should use it more often

[–]Ron_Mexico_MD 1 point2 points ago

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I know that feel bro

[–]Naoe 1 point2 points ago

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rip i know that feel.