1. Zero fucks whether you believe me or not
2. How would I prove that to internet satisfaction?

I'll keep sharing stories because I would want to know shit about grown up Malcolm if I was on the other side of this computer. The neighborhood in Phoenix we live in is called Arcadia. It is an affluent and VERY close and family oriented neighborhood (Everyone knows everything about everyone.). Kids toilet paper his house all the time because he is who he is. Some younger high school kids were cleaning up the tp one day in broad daylight because they felt sorry for him (the kids here are fucked up on all kinds of drugs, but they are very polite and friendly. they all go to the same upper middle class catholic girl's and boy's schools and hang out at the family gym/racquetball/tennis/swim club across the street).

The gf joined them in picking up but went inside for a minute. He drove up and grabbed them by the necks and was yelling to his gf to call the cops. He was shouting in their faces how pathetic they were and how he was a star and worth millions at half their age (Seriously, this shit is said in every story that I hear). These are like 14-15 year old neighborhood kids that are pretty smart, play sports, do well in school, etc. Not like 18 year old delinquents or anything. They explained what they were doing (why the fuck would they come back in the middle of the day?), but he didn't believe them and continued on about how the entire property was covered in cameras and that the police would decide. The wife came out and told him that they were doing. He went inside to watch the video tape (it was some tween grade school kids), came back, and told them to get out of there. This is middle of the day, neighbors watching craziness.

I have had one, brief interaction with his wife. She is hotter in real life than she is in those pictures. I played varsity college sports, am reasonably put together, and have hooked up with my fair share of sloots, but she is truly and incredibly naturally beautiful. It is the only time my brain has literally shut down for a second.

I don't know what else. His house is baller as fuck. He is into bmx, motocross, and racing. THE CHEAP FUCKER HANDS OUT MINI SIZED CANDY AT HALLOWEEN! Well, his gf does. I have never seen him do it.