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[–]thesmallvillehero 25 points26 points ago

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"I've contracted aids, from an african prostitute, im riddled with it, the prostitutes from an african country that is ravaged by starvation and selling her body is the only financial recall she has left"

[–]fnordcorps 15 points16 points ago

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Lists, I'm good at lists. Ask Steven, that's how I got the part of Oskar Schindler

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[–]Dracula_Batman 3 points4 points ago

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Bowel cancer.

[–]ape_cage 43 points44 points ago

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Haven't seen this picture on reddit before!!!!

[–]RetardSavant -1 points0 points ago

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I bet the joke was really funny!

[–]BTAA4TD -1 points0 points ago

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Before this morning?

[–]rChan -2 points-1 points ago

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It's new to someone!!!

[–]KungFuHamster 7 points8 points ago

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If they all decided to narrate something at the same time, the universe would implode.

[–]heelsonholiday 3 points4 points ago

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NatGeo stock would go through the roof.

[–]ElArcho 5 points6 points ago

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All from Batman. This is no coincidence.

[–]reallyshittyadvice 2 points3 points ago

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They clearly have a drink each. Misleading title. DOWNVOTE!

[–]Sheepdog20 7 points8 points ago

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Of COURSE Michael Cain is the only one drinking liquor. What a man.

[–]Bagshaft 5 points6 points ago

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"Not a lot of people know that".

[–]PoglaTheGrate 0 points1 point ago

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bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

[–]darkdreamr 1 point2 points ago

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George Burns would do well in this picture as the bartender

[–]kaltorak 1 point2 points ago

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"Batman is such a needy bitch, am I right guys?"

[–]ehsteve23 1 point2 points ago

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Bruce Almighty, Clash of the Titans, when did Michael Caine play a God?

[–]xbl_armory 1 point2 points ago

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Liam Neeson played Aslan too.

[–]MxDaleth -1 points0 points ago

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Inception, of course!

[–]MxDaleth -1 points0 points ago

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[–]ehsteve23 6 points7 points ago

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Ok, it just seemed an odd choice of title when two of them had actually had roles as gods. I was mentally working my way through Caine's filmography trying to figure it out.

[–]Dracula_Batman 1 point2 points ago

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Glad it wasn't just me.

[–]Bagshaft 4 points5 points ago*

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Liam Neeson: " Yeah, carry on with the story Michael, I'll just finish rolling this joint lol".

[–]jordanleite25 3 points4 points ago

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I thought that was Phil Jackson on the left.

[–]diMario 2 points3 points ago

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Matt Dillon, Kevin Bacon and Woody Harrelson.

[–]thr33d33 3 points4 points ago

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Then the bar exploded. For you cannot contain that much awesomeness in one building.

[–]diMario 1 point2 points ago

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Well, actually, you can. It is possible. You just need to get your timing right.

[–]thmoka 1 point2 points ago

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There is only a short silver of time called the Coolbro Window. It's only h seconds long.

[–]diMario 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, Max Planck. I remember him fondly.

[–]ConstipatedNinja -1 points0 points ago

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If they got Shia LaBeouf in the room, the anti-awesome should balance it out enough for it to be a typical Tuesday.

[–]diMario 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, Tuesday. I remember her fondly.

[–]Limitedcomments -2 points-1 points ago

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Aha don't be silly that's clearly Will Smith in the middle.

[–]Bondsy 1 point2 points ago

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All I can think when I see this picture. This is the whitest I have ever seem Freeman's teeth....

[–]plokijuhujiko 1 point2 points ago

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(not pictured) The bartender who turns away suddenly so they won't see him laughing at Michael's joke and realize he's listening to every word.

How could you not eavesdrop on that trio?

[–]AustinTreeLover 0 points1 point ago

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You know Freeman is high.

[–]Rem888 0 points1 point ago

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This was posted awhile ago as "The classiest joke ever told."

Does anyone know the story behind the picture?

[–]snoops69 0 points1 point ago

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Christian Bale was too busy yelling at light operators to join in.

[–]captainwacky91 0 points1 point ago

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What I want to know is what they're drinking.

[–]bilnit 0 points1 point ago

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His joke wasn't that funny; they were being polite and giving themselves over to the joke for the camera.

[–]NerdTronJJ 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ClericalNinja 0 points1 point ago

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BATMAN BEGINS!

[–]Buck0Five 0 points1 point ago

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A voice over commercial's wet dream

[–]JEWPACOLYPSE 0 points1 point ago

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Classiest joke ever told.

[–]PoglaTheGrate 0 points1 point ago

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Three of the finest modern actors. Three gods I absolutely agree with.

An no f**king Batman in sight.

AMAZING!

[–]Aegean 0 points1 point ago

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gods? really?

[–]time_traveller_ 0 points1 point ago

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So Alfred Pennyworth, Lucious Fox and Ra's al Ghul walk into a bar.

[–]ForTheBacon 0 points1 point ago

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They look more like actors than gods to me.

[–]bittermanscolon -1 points0 points ago*

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Human beings not gods. Good actors....but not gods. Frick, wasn't Morgan Freeman supposed to marry his step-grand daughter or something? That's messed up.

edited for punctuation

[–]tgrear2008 2 points3 points ago

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who is Frick?

[–]dumbchuck -3 points-2 points ago

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Who are they? Serious?!

[–]MxDaleth 1 point2 points ago

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From left to right:

Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson.

[–]heelsonholiday 3 points4 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]ViewofDelft -1 points0 points ago

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you misspelled "guys"

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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me, my friend and my other friend . they always laugh when i say shit that aint funny.

[–]SuperDestructo -2 points-1 points ago

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please let them be on the set of a movie together...

[–]gyro12 14 points15 points ago

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Batman Begins has all three of them ...

[–]SuperDestructo -1 points0 points ago

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Hah you're right! Now if only they could star in a movie together. For some reason, I'm feeling an adventure movie in the vein of Indiana Jones or King Kong...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How about a spy movie? They're all retired spies who go on one last wacky adventure. Caine is naturally MI6, Freeman is CIA and Neeson can be a South African NIS agent with full blown AIDS he got from an African prostitute. A comedy for the whole family!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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i see more than one 'drink'. and no one is drinking... >.>

[–]fadedintent -1 points0 points ago

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I've seen this before and I usually downvote reposts, but this is seriously one of my favorite pictures ever. I'll give you every upvote I can, for having good taste.

[–]87StickUpKid -1 points0 points ago

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Nice picture! I love Phil Jackson, Nelson Mandela and Kevin Costner.

[–]Fartgasm -1 points0 points ago

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1 actor, 1 washed up actor and one creepy incestuous monster sharing a drink is a more appropriate title.

[–]brewphyseod -1 points0 points ago

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Not to nitpick, but they all seem to have their own drinks.

[–]IamDocbrown -2 points-1 points ago

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Three millionaires who put on makeup & pretend for a living ??

[–]herpichj -5 points-4 points ago

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Morgan Freeman had an affair with his step granddaughter. he nasty.

[–]herpichj -1 points0 points ago

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guess you guys like granddaughter lovin

[–]Equilibrio -3 points-2 points ago

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You equate actors to deities? No wonder Hollywood thinks that they own the entire internet. Thanks.

[–]Equilibrio -2 points-1 points ago

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A downvote without an explanation is an admission of wussy.

[–]MxDaleth 1 point2 points ago

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I don't like you.

[–]Equilibrio -3 points-2 points ago

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That's more like it. Be sure to let us know when you figure out how to make an informed reply to a stated position instead of dumbass.

[–]blairinator -2 points-1 points ago

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Taken during filming for tDKR?