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[–]MillersHighLife 35 points36 points ago

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Glad to know I'm not the only one who still says SHSHHHAAA.

[–]Kramer390 22 points23 points ago

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My favourite was.... "SQUIRREL TACTICS!"

[–]maannequin 13 points14 points ago

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Dale you giblet head.

[–]dwhipwhipple 17 points18 points ago

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the episode where he has a hawk is the best shshhhaaa moments

[–]flyrice 14 points15 points ago

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Dale gribble is one of the funniest characters ever. Upvote for you my friend!

[–]_Dale_Gribble 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks!

[–]xmarkisx 12 points13 points ago

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my wife hates when i say this.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I would be so stoked if I had a husband that said this.

[–]CYRlX 10 points11 points ago

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Hi.

[–]GanjaSoldier 11 points12 points ago

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Is that a real computer? In that case my name is Rusty Shackleford.

[–]catatafish89 10 points11 points ago

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This is Mr. BIG

[–]popgoesyourmom 8 points9 points ago

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Mister Bhig

[–]ravenouscraving 6 points7 points ago

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Gotta know what to do in the event of a Dale-threatening situation!

[–]Fyedoe 5 points6 points ago

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All he had to do was grab the briefcase!

[–]AsskickMcGee 6 points7 points ago

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"Was anything implanted into me while I was unconscious?"

[–]yepyep1243 1 point2 points ago

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"Answer the question."

[–]Lots42 4 points5 points ago

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That's actually a pretty fucking awesome idea

[–]murph1331 5 points6 points ago

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I share the same birthday as dale gribble. It's my only accomplishment in life

[–]kdm333 2 points3 points ago

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this happened to me when i was 6. forever traumatized.

[–]thatbonelessguy 2 points3 points ago

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I love how much reddit loves dale gribble.

[–]NotTrying2Hard 4 points5 points ago

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[–]OHAITHARU 0 points1 point ago

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This was the first thing i thought of. Awesome ep :D

[–]thieveryshoe 1 point2 points ago

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Ass pennies.

[–]fretkush 1 point2 points ago

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I thought that was POCKET SAND!

[–]vague-a-bond 1 point2 points ago

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This was definitely my favorite Dale Gribble moment

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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In middle school, I got suspended for throwing lemon crystal light into someone's eyes. He cried

[–]xmarkisx 0 points1 point ago

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tears make the best lemonade.

[–]tylerdurden77 1 point2 points ago

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you just reminded me of one of the greatest moments in television history

[–]SadCrab 1 point2 points ago

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Can you please tell me what this is from? It is of utmost importance that I find out. Thank you.

[–]manu3 4 points5 points ago

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King of the Hill

[–]supergai 0 points1 point ago

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wow, just got done watching king of the hill, i love these coincidences.

[–]Jon2397 0 points1 point ago

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I hope NYPD doesn't see this

[–]Jester0203 0 points1 point ago

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And on the keyboard, the big B himself, Rusty Shackleford!

[–]ironyRing 0 points1 point ago

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Wait a minute, I don't remember a change in plans being in the original plans

[–]benedictcrayola4 0 points1 point ago

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I'm actually watching this episode right now

[–]StaRkill3rZ 0 points1 point ago

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lol...said it out loud as clicked the link

[–]kyotoman 0 points1 point ago

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give that garbageman a pocketful of sawdust

[–]MWShenanigans11 0 points1 point ago

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Bitch, please.

http://imgur.com/KJYf4

[–]antipeoplemachine 0 points1 point ago

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I will just start registering new accounts so I can upvote this more.

[–]itdragsonthefloor 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody know why the fuck I turned up my speakers expecting to hear this?

[–]marcus_s123 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheyCallMeTravis -1 points0 points ago

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