Your face when you actually read the Bible.

johnnyfatsac · 9 months

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bloublou001 · 9 months

that was my face when I read the book of mormon.

Captainpatch · 9 months

I convinced a Christian friend to flip his family's huge coffee-table bible to a random page and read it and see if he actually agreed with what it said.

Person stoned to death for cutting wood for his family on the Sabbath. God agrees that this is good. Friend now agnostic. Winner!

CptDerp · 9 months

This come more close to it:

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/disgusted/preview/disgusted.jpg

Sdingel · 9 months

The Christian right wingers would never let this go on the air today. Two guys sharing a room? They're promoting homosexuality!! People will watch it and become gay!

burke_no_sleeps · 9 months

It's okay..

This is more like my face when I try to talk to people who actually feel the Bible is applicable to modern life, and offer their own "interpretation" of it.

Or who believe that God is the author. I suppose they also believe Chef Boyardee and Aunt Jemima are actual chefs.

And I'm all "Do you even know how much damage the King James translation did to this book?"

mrdrzeus · 9 months

So incredibly true. Currently trying to wade through Revelations, to see what all the fuss has been about, and...wow. Just wow. I keep on thinking I'm misreading things, or maybe reading a bad translation, or something, because the idea of something so crazy, petty, and materialistic being seen as the last word on morality is too bizarre to seriously entertain. Not only is the Bible not a good guide to morality, it seems to be a significantly less spiritual book than anything by Dawkins or whoever. If I have to read about the the precious, valuable material out of which something is made or with which someone is clothed one more time...

oddmodern · 9 months

hey, this sounds a lot like a written version of the oral tradition common to people of the middle east and surrounding areas several thousand years ago, possibly written/retold for tens of thousands of non-writing years. Oh it's literally true? no we can't be friends.

aeyuth · 9 months

this was me reading genesis where Lot's daughters get him drunk in a cave where they're camping, trying to get pregnant by him.

Steinhauser · 9 months

WOP WOP WOP WOOOOPPP

BinaryBrain · 9 months

Perfect. That captures how I think I looked when I read it for the first time. lol

XBV · 9 months

Ahh, the famous Bert stare

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-E_V-67e6VU0/TpO4vdNWHlI/AAAAAAAAAyA/_011dAK0P10/s1600/BertStare.jpeg

three_dee · 9 months

Mine was more struggling to keep my eyes open, because it was so boring.

I probably approached the Bible in the reverse way from most people: I was raised secular and heard all the nasty parts of the Bible first, and I thought I would be a hypocrite if I protested against the religion just from reading nasty cherry-picked parts.

So I slogged through it, cover to cover. But it didn't help. The parts between the genocides are just boring bullshit.

MrKequc · 9 months

Bert should be the face of atheism.

Crock5994 · 9 months

The best gif of all time.

FoKFill · 9 months

It's complete with manically laughing christian! X)

nudgeishere · 9 months

What's Bernie doing in the corner?

Grimsonite · 9 months

Hmm... ಠ_ಠ

MxDaleth · 9 months

Took me a second to realise the chair was not a part of Bert.

Geakd · 9 months

Pan camera to the right, thats my face

fluxaxion · 9 months

Theist: ಠ_ಠ I've made a huge mistake. magical transformation Atheist: Heh... So this is how it feels like...

atreyucof · 9 months

My brain interpreted this as your face when you pretend to read the bible.

Freak8206 · 9 months

Weird, he didn't start hitting himself in the head after reading some of the shit that's in there like I do...impressive...

kingssman · 9 months

after reading the bible... Holy shit the same Crap society is still facing has been around for ages. The frickin solutions are right there, feed the poor, teach to fish, don't cheat, steal, or murder... By god why do people don't follow such helpful advise.

passwordisBLU · 9 months

I've always fell asleep reading it. It's so boring.

boxing2 · 9 months

Could someone edit this to 120x120 under 50kb and please pm a link? I'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

socialisview · 9 months

shits hilarious. when i started thats what happen, then i asked god and stop listening to what peope say. thats why you cant understand the bible. you listen to people then read it and people are saying the opposite of what the bible is saying. blind leading the blind. 1 Corinthians 2:6-16 New International Version (NIV)

God’s Wisdom Revealed by the Spirit 6 We do, however, speak a message of wisdom among the mature, but not the wisdom of this age or of the rulers of this age, who are coming to nothing. 7 No, we declare God’s wisdom, a mystery that has been hidden and that God destined for our glory before time began. 8 None of the rulers of this age understood it, for if they had, they would not have crucified the Lord of glory. 9 However, as it is written: “What no eye has seen, what no ear has heard, and what no human mind has conceived”[a]— the things God has prepared for those who love him—

10 these are the things God has revealed to us by his Spirit.

The Spirit searches all things, even the deep things of God. 11 For who knows a person’s thoughts except their own spirit within them? In the same way no one knows the thoughts of God except the Spirit of God. 12 What we have received is not the spirit of the world, but the Spirit who is from God, so that we may understand what God has freely given us. 13 This is what we speak, not in words taught us by human wisdom but in words taught by the Spirit, explaining spiritual realities with Spirit-taught words.[b] 14 The person without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God but considers them foolishness, and cannot understand them because they are discerned only through the Spirit. 15 The person with the Spirit makes judgments about all things, but such a person is not subject to merely human judgments, 16 for,

“Who has known the mind of the Lord so as to instruct him?”[c]

But we have the mind of Christ.


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