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[–]staticrift 22 points23 points ago

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23 hours.. you didn't even wait a day ಠ_ಠ

[–]staticrift 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ`ಠ - the worf version

[–]circumcised_frog 8 points9 points ago

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Repost. Bullshit.

[–]imlost19 5 points6 points ago

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uber repost!

[–]chabanais 5 points6 points ago

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Is there a false fact?

[–]figurativelyyes 2 points3 points ago

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The only reason I even bothered to read the comments.

[–]chromefox 3 points4 points ago

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Try watching Fox "News".

[–]mrjoebert 3 points4 points ago

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This is a pretty fucked up "you complete me"

[–]AnalBurns 0 points1 point ago

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Their noses would

[–]mrosel 0 points1 point ago

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I instantly thought of tetris.

[–]T-Martin 0 points1 point ago

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I forgot all about this since yesterday! Thanks!

[–]sultrysagan -1 points0 points ago

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Clicking on this link was worf it! 'Twas Hitlarious!

[–]YakiVegas -3 points-2 points ago

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I laughed so hard I peed a little. Thank you.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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And their foreheads would lock.

[–]mikeyDeeznuts -4 points-3 points ago

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wow. no theory. fact.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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I just spent ten minutes trying to come up with a hitler/worf pun. Failed.

[–]phattanner007 -3 points-2 points ago

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They have a combined goatee.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Or if Hitler and GG Allin kissed.

[–]Theydontsaynuthin -1 points0 points ago

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TRUE FACT..... I put my pants on one leg at a time