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[–]mauxly 47 points48 points ago

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Oh fucking hell. Mom, I've told you a million times, don't post this shit on Reddit, just forward it to Grandma again.

[–]slowmotionsuicides 2 points3 points ago

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PLEASE FRWARD TO ANYONE YOU CRE ABOUT

[–]uncannybuzzard 31 points32 points ago

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yep, the term "trolling" has lost all meaning.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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"Trolling is the act of purposefully antagonizing other people." It isn't playing a joke, it isn't making fun of someone, it isn't tricking someone. It's intentionally making someone mad for your own pleasure. That image is not "TROLLING".

[–]Flopsey 11 points12 points ago

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Unless the OP knew how much people some hate rehashed chain emails from the 90's. Then it's a beautifully subtle bit of trolling, only given away by the title of the post!

[–]JabroniJohn 4 points5 points ago

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I have seen "trolling" used in some pretty troll ways, but this is by far the trolliest way "trolling" has ever been trolled. Troll.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 1 point2 points ago

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Yo' dawg I herd you like trolling

[–]jennisan 8 points9 points ago

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except if this were real, the police would have shot the old man's dog, pepper sprayed him and smashed all his belongings.

[–]CookieTheEpic 2 points3 points ago

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Then left just to come back 20 minutes later saying "Oh shit, the bodies!"

[–]ThyZAD 10 points11 points ago

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FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:REALLY FUNNY JOKE!

[–]Razilla 23 points24 points ago

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More like Greatest Son Ever

[–]RampagingDragon 14 points15 points ago

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Except for committing crimes and whatnot.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well looking at the American justice system nowadays, I can't help but think he's there for some bullshit reason. Plus, how bad of a guy can you truly be if you helped your Papa like that?

[–]elitemrp 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't he there for murder?

[–]13east 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe he meant the bodies from their latest hunting trip, you know, deers and all.

[–]RampagingDragon 0 points1 point ago

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Compared to other countries, our legal system is still pretty damn good.

[–]Untit1ed 3 points4 points ago

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Do you mean that you're being the greatest troll ever by reposting this fake FW-fodder over and over?

[–]blatheringDolt 3 points4 points ago

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This is not trolling. ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago*

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This isn't actually true. It is just a joke.

EDIT: I swear i didn't see that this was posted in r/funny. It was on my front page and I LIKE ALCOHOL.

[–]ddfitz 5 points6 points ago

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Good thing you told us that. We may never have known, considering it was posted in r/funny.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You have a point there. I just saw it on the front page, and it was written out as if it were true.

[–]milesd37 0 points1 point ago

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This is no different than all the people who call take on everything else... Damn everyone jokes are generally... Fake!

[–]ddfitz 1 point2 points ago

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I can't even read this. I literally have no idea what you're saying.

[–]milesd37 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I get for trying to type on reddit on my Android drunk at 5 am.... I was saying that it is like when every calls "fake" on a post, like a chat convo or iPhone txt stream... They are jokes... Jokes are generally fake... (i feel your pain though, it took my a few reads to understand what I was saying... Lol)

[–]ddfitz 0 points1 point ago

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Haha. I wonder if this is how I type to people when I'm drunk...

[–]milesd37 0 points1 point ago

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Probably, especially if you do it on a small touch screen with fat fingers...

[–]logged_in_for_this 6 points7 points ago

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People posting in this thread are the greatest trolls ever because they're pretending like they've never seen this before.

[–]Media-Fan 12 points13 points ago

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Tricking the FBI and local police into digging up the ground for his father so he can plant tomatoes. I have to say that was very clever.

[–]eppix 13 points14 points ago*

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Thanks for pointing out the obvious so I didn't have to read the whole thing, bro!

[–]blaze_all_day 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, also one that I have seen on reddit at least 4 times so far.

[–]Zeppelanoid 1 point2 points ago

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The most reposted thing ever...

[–]RainbowGoddamnDash 1 point2 points ago

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My reaction went from o__o; to D'AAWWWW

[–]xkuay 1 point2 points ago

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That's what happens when the cops try to....dig up dirt.

[–]XBV 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, who upvotes these reposts of reposts of reposts of....

[–]levoix124 0 points1 point ago

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I like it very much!!

[–]lowbread 2 points3 points ago

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Second fakest piece of fake I've ever faked.

[–]TrollsRme 0 points1 point ago

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Theres also an indian joke kinda like this.

[–]hobbinater2 0 points1 point ago

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This is clearly a repost

[–]eNomad 0 points1 point ago

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this is old russian joke

[–]chodeking 0 points1 point ago

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omgosh this again? I guess we have to bring this up every month.

[–]MisterShibbsy -2 points-1 points ago

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Im gonna try that next year fuck hard work its tax dollar time