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[–]pukeorama 2 points3 points ago

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Who knows what spells and weapons they hold in their many skin folds.

[–]stuckinal 2 points3 points ago

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type 2

[–]BigVoter 4 points5 points ago

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Mom? Dad? Is that you?

[–]mandolinmoon 2 points3 points ago

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WHAT WAS HE THINKING?! Black Timberlands? No sir, you always go with traditional.

[–]Canitrollyou 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck it bro, they look happy and i bet you shes not a cheating lying fucking whore like my ex.

[–]haloskulls117 1 point2 points ago

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if your that mad at your ex, burn her fucking house down. and get on with it

[–]mousepadcupscanner 0 points1 point ago

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Not a bad plan mate

[–]Canitrollyou 0 points1 point ago

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Good idea is good.

[–]dimadelux 2 points3 points ago

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a bro & sis IMO

[–]BakulaSelleck92 -1 points0 points ago

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But why would she be nak...

Don't answer that.

[–]haloskulls117 1 point2 points ago

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OH! GOD!!!! NO,,,,, NO fuck no! uh uh, not happening, never gonna happen, not in a million years, no, no, no. fuck no. fuck off. no

[–]Angstweevil 2 points3 points ago

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As long as they're happy.

[–]GSKashmir 0 points1 point ago

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Is that... Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm. I don't think this would be less awkward if they were thin, but I'd kind of like to see this hypothesis tested.

[–]MunchKing 0 points1 point ago

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They probably have hotter sex than you do.

[–]Msaho91 0 points1 point ago

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Haha her knees are red. Hmmmm what does this mean

[–]konkeydong -1 points0 points ago

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This was posted before on Reddit, but the funniest comment I remember (not me) was BACK DIABETES! BACK!