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[–]Tabular 151 points152 points ago

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Wow, that did not go the way I thought that was going to.

[–]bstampl1 49 points50 points ago

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Surprise pope sex never does.

[–]Minyme2009 3 points4 points ago

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A valid concern.

[–]toadkicker 1 point2 points ago

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Woah man, poop and pope look too much alike.

[–]DrDodgy 1 point2 points ago

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Oh come on, this isn't Germany.

[–]Dragoryu3000 51 points52 points ago

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What if no one commented on his post, and he just came off as homophobic? I see a flaw in this plan...

[–]elfmeh 9 points10 points ago

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so he gets two thumbs up for his first comment and only thumbs down for his second. Trolling Success!

[–]imonlyaman 27 points28 points ago

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That's when you:

  1. create another name
  2. make a post
  3. respond to yourself
  4. ????
  5. PROFIT!

[–]tavoe 10 points11 points ago

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.6. sign in as you're other OTHER alternative account to stir up more controversy.

I am not dragoryu3000 or imonlyaman. I swear.

[–]Dragoryu3000 4 points5 points ago

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I can confirm that I am definitely not tavoe.

[–]Zincorium 4 points5 points ago

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NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN YOU FUCKS.

[–]appropriate_name 2 points3 points ago

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Woah,calm down,other me!

[–]Nikedawg 2 points3 points ago

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Don't tell me to calm down, I'm never going to listen to you!

[–]letsRACEturtles 2 points3 points ago

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this is definitely not my (tavoe) alternate account

[–]jackcatalyst 21 points22 points ago

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The chance of at least one human being trying to be "that girl" and call him out on it was probably about 99%.

[–]Bubblebath_expert 2 points3 points ago

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Considering the post showing the real intent was anti-catholic rather than homophobic got so many thumbs down, I suppose most people who looked at this are hardcore catholics, and he was better off being homophobic than referring to sexual abuse.

[–]Dragoryu3000 1 point2 points ago

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But then he drops the homophobia charade to make a joke. And what kind of asshole pretends to be homophobic to get internet points from hardcore Christians?

[–]Zincorium 1 point2 points ago

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Um, the dedicated kind?

[–]Cambot1138 14 points15 points ago

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Ken M and Paul A are the same person.

[–]DoWhile 8 points9 points ago

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They're both the OP.

[–]profiteerer 15 points16 points ago

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Don't care, still funny. It's topical and isn't someone's facebook wall.

[–]DoWhile 10 points11 points ago

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I agree that humor comes in many different forms, even artificial ones. Did Seinfeld really eat airline food that he complained about, or perhaps the story is just a fabrication? Or did that amusing anecdote you heard really happen to the cousin of a friend of a friend? If a joke is funny and made someone laugh, it shouldn't matter. I see an ever-increasing trend of jokes taking on the medium "shit I saw on the internet" rather than "shit I heard in real life" and it comes in the form of faked texts, comments, facebook, and so forth. Perhaps the jokes are presented in this fashion because it is more accessible to its intended audience.

Also, you're the OP too.

[–]profiteerer 10 points11 points ago

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Stop replying to yourself.

[–]UnicornPuppy 1 point2 points ago

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No they're not, this is from a blog called Horsey Surprise.

I hope it's not a regular thing for Reddit to just repost his stuff in lieu of linking to him.

[–]brewmeister58 5 points6 points ago

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More information: here which I found from this blog.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Thanks! Also, ew.

[–]rzalph 7 points8 points ago

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Damn, unfortunately I see no flaw in his logic.

[–]bobmystery 9 points10 points ago

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I hear the pope's kisses taste like Elmer's glue.

[–]letsRACEturtles 1 point2 points ago

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what? eww... where'd you hear that? also, is it true?

[–]bobmystery 4 points5 points ago

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Kids love the taste of Elmer's glue.

[–]FulminatedMercury 2 points3 points ago

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ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

[–]PopeJohnPaulII 1 point2 points ago

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It's a lonely job. :(

[–]thegypsyqueen 3 points4 points ago

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I sense samefag

[–]-Nikolaus- 1 point2 points ago

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OP, my roomate who does not reddit said you also get a gold star on top of my upvote. Congrats, been living with him for over two years and I have no gold stars.

[–]BullNiro 1 point2 points ago

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The tragedy is that he has 2 thumbs up and three down on the first and three down on the second.

EDIT: I accidentally a word.

[–]LookADiversion 0 points1 point ago

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Good save on his part.

[–]Foxhound199 0 points1 point ago

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That's some A+ trolling right there.

[–]kawojtulewicz 0 points1 point ago

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lololol definition of a sucker. got him so good.

[–]AnonymousPIXEL 0 points1 point ago

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Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!

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[–]doobliebop 3 points4 points ago

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that's not the source... it's a blog hosting the same pic. Where's the news source?

[–]GoatBased 1 point2 points ago

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It's somewhere on Yahoo.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You'll have to ask him. That's the only source I have. That is the guy who makes these. I am fairly certain.

[–]Eist 2 points3 points ago

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Well, it says AFP in the image at the top, so is unlikely to be from the screen shot with comments still in the image of that blog you posted. It is, after 5 seconds of looking, an advert for Benetton, which has been pulled.

[–]LKS 1 point2 points ago

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Are you joking? They are looking for the source of the comment-part. So the news report on yahoo(?). He gave a link to the blog where "Ken M" does those kind of jokes regularly on the comment section of Yahoo (it appears, i don't go there, comments here are bad enough already :D).

[–]Eist 1 point2 points ago

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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. Meh.

[–]Mark_Lincoln -1 points0 points ago

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Different from the last pope.

The last one was into boys.