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[–]uRprobablyagay 5 points6 points ago

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Okay. Quick role-play. I'm the camp counselor and I tell you that it would be a lot warmer if you slept with me, in my sleeping bag. Is that still your response for everything?

[–]A_Slow_Descent[S] 18 points19 points ago

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[–]uRprobablyagay 4 points5 points ago

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Niiiiice.

[–]atmac0 5 points6 points ago

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(He's probably gay)

[–]uRprobablyagay 0 points1 point ago

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Bingo.

[–]Nobody_Gets_Sarcasm 0 points1 point ago

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At least he's consistent.

[–]jonnie5 3 points4 points ago

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I love the PowerGlove. It's so bad.

[–]Ausl0 4 points5 points ago

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My response to your new found response: YUSS!

[–]Russz 1 point2 points ago

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Win!

[–]tits_make_me_happy 2 points3 points ago

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this is going to be my new gif for all the "cool story bro"

[–]thisisalluget 1 point2 points ago

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"Butthead."

[–]countertrollsource 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not worried, I'm just... concerned.

[–]countertrollsource 0 points1 point ago

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It is the kid from The Princess Bride right?

[–]RI_Hooligan69 0 points1 point ago

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Ha ha. I been doing that shit forever. Its great when they expect so Much more of a response. Give them the straight face and hit em with the thumbs up ....

[–]armannd 0 points1 point ago

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Your parents are dead.

[–]Soup_bones 1 point2 points ago

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well, dip me in shit and roll me in bread crumbs

[–]Russz 1 point2 points ago

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Well butter my biscuit!

[–]RyattEarp 0 points1 point ago

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What? That's streets ahead of any saying I've heard before.

[–]jabroni2002 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jonzibar 0 points1 point ago

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"Nick @ Nite" makes this gif

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously for the past week all I've done in response to people is a thumb up or down...I'm not exactly sure if I've said anything at all recently...

[–]volcanofart 0 points1 point ago

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Because of this post, I realized 'The Wonder Years' is available for instant streaming on netflix. Many thanks.

[–]midor 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]Jimothyscrye 0 points1 point ago

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You may want to check that link, there, bro.

[–]Ieatbacon_always 0 points1 point ago

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I was working the drive through at Mcd and I wave at this kid who is sitting in the back seat while his parents are paying. Instead of waving back and smiling like most kids do he gives me a serious face and a hardcore thumbs up. It was cute.

[–]localanti 0 points1 point ago

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love you Paul!

[–]argh_minecraft 0 points1 point ago

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saving this

[–]poundcake2010 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody needs to make an upside-down version because I'm giving this a downvote!

[–]anymooseposter -1 points0 points ago

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Thank YOU Chuck Norris.

[–]iamdiggles -2 points-1 points ago

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Time the fuck out....is that a young Corey from boy meets world?

[–]Nickerus 1 point2 points ago

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That's his brother Fred Savage from Wonder Years and ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA fame. His brother from Boy Meets World did have a small part in the Valentine's episode of Wonder Years as a Cupid-esque 7th grader.

Source: I fucking love this show.