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[–]jon62ski 90 points91 points ago

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If you spell "coordinated" as "coorodinated" you do not have OCD

[–]eviljolly 44 points45 points ago

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[–]moseslang1 38 points39 points ago

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[–]jusksmit 20 points21 points ago

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[–]phoncible 6 points7 points ago

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[–]gazow 16 points17 points ago

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[–]voodoo123 7 points8 points ago

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I swear that dot you left is worse.

[–]NlNTENDO 1 point2 points ago

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The best part is that I can zoom in on this?

[–]eviljolly 44 points45 points ago

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twitch

[–]wonmean 10 points11 points ago

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cringe

[–]CptTwinklez 6 points7 points ago

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seizure

[–]tiezep 3 points4 points ago

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[–]snaw -1 points0 points ago

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Thanks...that was killing me...

[–]AndrewP7 8 points9 points ago

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I spent more time trying to pronounce, "coorodinated", than that list

[–]Rahms 10 points11 points ago

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Me too, but I also spent some time being upset, about, your commas :(

[–]bakuretsu 5 points6 points ago

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their aint nothin', we canot do here, to piss off OCD grammar natzies.

[–]snidemarque 2 points3 points ago

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there -

Aw fuck it.

[–]barter_ 23 points24 points ago

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[–]ProfessorImprobable 7 points8 points ago

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I can't believe I had to look at six other FIXEDs before I found the correct answer.

[–]Zimyver 0 points1 point ago

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look at the spelling in the first line.

[–]ProfessorImprobable 1 point2 points ago

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Nooooooooooo!!!

[–]digitalvinyl 15 points16 points ago

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[–]jackie_treehorn 4 points5 points ago

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While I realize you are likely joking, this is false. People with OCD obsess about any variety of things. Spelling may or may not be one of those things for an individual with OCD.

[–]Eridiel 1 point2 points ago

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Yay! Someone who understands!

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

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It's a cross between "coordinated" and "corroded". So you arrange it by colour, and then spray it with an alkaline solution.

[–]NoNeedForAName 15 points16 points ago

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It's not the OCD that I have a problem with here--it's the paradox.

If you leave the last box unchecked, then you have to check the last box because you have accomplished that task. However, by checking that box you have failed to accomplish the task.

[–]Thor4269 4 points5 points ago

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UNLESS! you add another box.

[–]fts55 3 points4 points ago

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A pointless box would only make me twitch more.

[–]Thor4269 4 points5 points ago

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[_] stop time

there. by adding a box that has an unfillable request, you therefore never can check the last box.

[–]totally_not_at_work 1 point2 points ago

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If you travel at the speed of light, time will stop for you.

[–]Thor4269 1 point2 points ago

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go the speed of light, and you wont care about your OCD anymore =)

[–]bobfromiowa 1 point2 points ago

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Thats what i was thinking thought my head was going to explode

[–]freerangetrousers 7 points8 points ago

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thats not even ocd thats just annoying as fuck

[–]bdishee 7 points8 points ago

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This would cause an aneurysm in the strongest of men.

[–]ostawookiee 3 points4 points ago

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I didn't even get to the last one because it bothered me how the checks weren't aligned and centered.

[–]Winzipp 2 points3 points ago

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hahah fuck you man, fuck you

[–]sensors 1 point2 points ago

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Can't feel the left side of my face now. Pretty sure I'm having a stroke.

[–]Fleech0 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gonna say... true.

[–]throwaway-o 0 points1 point ago

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PARADOX BRAIN ASPLODE.

[–]Lockely_ 0 points1 point ago

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The list isn't alphabetised. >.Disappointed.<

[–]nthensome 0 points1 point ago

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YOU DOWN WITH OCD? YA, YOU KNOW ME!

YOU DOWN WITH OCD? YA, YOU KNOW ME!

YOU DOWN WITH OCD? YA, YOU KNOW ME!

YOU DOWN WITH OCD? YA, YOU KNOW ME!

YOU DOWN WITH OCD? YA, YOU KNOW ME!

[–]frankdude2 0 points1 point ago

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I think you broke some people with that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fix it! For the love of god.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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OMG CHECK THE FUCKING BOX PLEASE OH GOD OH GOD

[–]Michichael 0 points1 point ago

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*draws a box below, leaves it unchecked.*

[–]joeavino 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, I'll be straight up, I immediately drew on my monitor.

[–]whitew0lf 0 points1 point ago

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grammar nazi checklist: "coordinated".

[–]Cizzybone -2 points-1 points ago

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Beat me to it!

Beat me to it...

Beat me to it.

[–]cjk105 -1 points0 points ago

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You, MONSTER!

[–]skyylineddrive -1 points0 points ago

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FUCK.

[–]jimmypopjr -1 points0 points ago

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WHY

[–]tank1805[S] 11 points12 points ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]lou10entgordon 4 points5 points ago

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No, he's trying to cure OCD. He's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now

[–]Captainpatch -1 points0 points ago

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I hate you forever.

[–]x-soldierside-x -2 points-1 points ago

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I didn't think I had OCD until I saw that.

[–]cowyeah -1 points0 points ago

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That honestly made me uncomfortable.

[–]biggreywolf -1 points0 points ago

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OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH

[–]eyjo -2 points-1 points ago

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Why does this bother me so much?

[–]so_this_is_me 1 point2 points ago

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Because you're normal.

[–]Rnway -2 points-1 points ago

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Trollestia strikes again!

[–]ElVichoPerro -2 points-1 points ago

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buy grammar book [ ] (see, it's not checked cause her grammar sucks(see, i assume it's a broad cause she sucks at grammar) )

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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these are the most painful comments I have ever laid eyes on DX