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[–]Smarag 14 points15 points ago

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This image is so old and I say this as a 17 years old who hasn't even been around on the internet for that long.

[–]steedamustang05 1 point2 points ago

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The world of Eric Bauman.

[–]SmokeNLark 1 point2 points ago

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This image is so old it was probably taken before the internet was invented. I think I have it in a folder of funny pictures I saved 10 years and 2 computers ago.

[–]kixxx_troll 1 point2 points ago

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OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[–]y2kemo[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I think you mean OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD. Holding the D makes it sound like OLDIE which isn't what you're going for, I don't believe.

[–]tjb0607 0 points1 point ago

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OLDmachine gun firing noises

[–]jdb12 1 point2 points ago

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This picture is probably 500 years old. It was on the internet before there was ever a such thing as a blue screen of death.

[–]jimmypopjr 0 points1 point ago

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Funny story: I once went to a driving range and filled my cargo pockets with balls. Tied off my sweatshirt sleeves and filled those too. Walking back to the car where my friends were waiting (about 100 yards up the street) and a cop car hits me with a spotlight. It's a small town so the cop called for backup and next thing I know there's three cop cars, lights flashing in the night. The biggest male cop puts me against the car, arms behind head, and starts patting me down. He then pats where my actual balls are and says 'I found some more balls here" to his cop buddy and laughs. Shit you not. Turns out the owner knew my Dad so all the charges were dropped a day later.

[–]massivemagnum 0 points1 point ago

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Is this from a course in Pennsylvania? I believe it was Chippewa golf course where I saw it...

[–]jay2770 0 points1 point ago

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I saw something a few months ago on ESPN about people who make great money by collecting golfballs from the ponds and brush. They wear scuba gear and search in the ponds in murky waters that they can barely see in. It takes a special kind of person to make money doing something like this because it's not easy work by any means, especially when working in Florida, you know when alligators are around.

[–]girlfoundoldusername 0 points1 point ago

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Yea, they also pay to have that right. It's called a ball contract and you need medicine balls to do that job in most place not on the east coast!

[–]theicebox 0 points1 point ago

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I think I posted this on my Xanga...

[–]girlfoundoldusername 0 points1 point ago

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As a golfer, I approve.

[–]BenCelotil 0 points1 point ago

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Nearly two decades ago now, I went with my cousin to Sandy Gallop during the Summer every other day to collect golf balls.

We stayed off the greens and just collected from Deebing Creek (the larger bend near the club house was an awesome spot). Collected about a bucket of balls each day for a while, to sell back to the club house at 10 to 20 cents a ball, and had a nice swim.

Can't do it any more, or been able to for about a decade. Deebing Creek is a black and nasty fucker.

[–]fletcher42 0 points1 point ago

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Lets see...saw that sophomore yr of high school....'98....2011....JESUS...13 YEARS!!!

[–]BakulaSelleck92 0 points1 point ago

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