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[–]ScotteeMC 229 points230 points ago

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Fw; RE; RE; FW; FW; Re; Re; Forward; FW; Re; FW; RE; HAHAHA SO FUNNY JOKE

[–]Geruvah 16 points17 points ago

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Gotta love how the spellcheck caught both the stranger's mistakes as well as the typer's mistakes.

[–]siq1ne 3 points4 points ago

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ftfy- /thread

[–]manwithabadheart 6 points7 points ago

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How is it that shit like this makes it to the top of /r/all? honestly?

[–]beanso 2 points3 points ago

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By posting this comment you're doing the exact same thing. This comment gets posted on all of these old joke submissions.

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[–]LNMagic -2 points-1 points ago

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Take your cheapharmacy.com to r/spam!

[–]hairy_grandma_fucker -1 points0 points ago

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Cuz your fw fw fw joke isn't a repost as well you filthy nigger dick lover. Gtfo of my reddit

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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The format "Fw: RE; RE; FW; FW huge vaginal walls so funny" is in itself over-used. If it's old and over-used, just say so. Don't act like a snobby 12-year old.

[–]livers 102 points103 points ago

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This is an old joke. Thanks for faking!

[–]dropcode 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you for recognizing that its fake AND that it's a joke.

[–]livers 0 points1 point ago

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No comment.

[–]redpossum 0 points1 point ago

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yeah i have it in my old joke book

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[–]livers 5 points6 points ago

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Yo dawg, I heard you like bitching, so I bitched about bitching so you can bitch while you bitch

[–]chipsharp0 1 point2 points ago

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GASP And we were going to elect you mayor of Reddit.

[–]evereal 0 points1 point ago

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It's rather ironic that you are also bitching (about the bitching).

[–]jejeje666 53 points54 points ago

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Your spell checker underlines words in websites? Wow, that's annoying... or fake.

[–]yathern 10 points11 points ago

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I think this is a log of the conversation, in microsoft word. Thus, the underlining. Also, the OP most certainly did not make this, so asking him is futile. And yes, it's fake.

[–]eimppi 4 points5 points ago

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uhh dont most browsers do this?

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[–]eimppi 0 points1 point ago

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ahh i see

[–]jejeje666 5 points6 points ago

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With text you type before you post? Absolutely.

With text already on the page? I don't know of any that do.

[–]Snatland 0 points1 point ago

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I'm more annoyed at the inconsistency in the spell checking. 'Whats' is underlined but 'u' isn't? Seriously?

[–]slayer8a 29 points30 points ago

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It's nice to see jokes I heard when I was in 3rd grade have finally made it to the internet.

[–]narciscorvette 6 points7 points ago

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When I see so many upvotes, on such an old repost I realize how many new people are on reddit every week.

[–]tuxedojacob 21 points22 points ago

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Reminds me of Malcolm in the Middle:

Reese: You can bite my American ass, Zhao Lee.

Dewey: What's up?

Reese: The school made us adopt pen pals from different countries. I get stuck with this loser from China.

Dewey: What's wrong with China?

Reese: It's not what you think, Dewey. He won't send you illegal fireworks or get your nunchucks signed by the Emperor. The guy's a total jerk. It started off with a simple request to apologize for Pearl Harbor. The guy wouldn't do it. I was so pissed.

[–]bldkis 1 point2 points ago

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If only it wasn't so obviously faked...

[–]MJZMan 1 point2 points ago

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Old joke. Lame photoshop attempt to make it seem like an actual conversation.

[–]ForeignDevil08 1 point2 points ago

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Wow. That joke's older than the internet.

[–]koett 1 point2 points ago

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the motherload of all reposts

[–]strongscience62 1 point2 points ago

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I can't downvote enough. Fake, old, and gay.

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[–]manwithabadheart -4 points-3 points ago

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How does it feel to watch a meaningless number increment on one website?

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[–]manwithabadheart -1 points0 points ago

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I don't care about reddit. It's not really part of my life.

Then why are you putting effort in to repost stuff, as you just admitted in your now-deleted comment? Why did you delete the comment if you don't care about reddit?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I deleted it because I just think people here are pathetic. They only downvote you when you say something that is true. All you do is just bitching, really. And then someone says 'Oh, no stuff on r/gonewild' Yeah of course not. I could ask 90 % of the people on here 'Oh, why don't you have pictures on r/amiugly ?' You guys are sad, I'll delete my accouny. Don't want to be part of ... this anymore. And well I don't care if I get downvoted.

[–]manwithabadheart 1 point2 points ago

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I'll delete my account

Go on then. Reddit will be better off.

[–]WarPhalange -1 points0 points ago

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Then fuck off.

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[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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Haha because I'm not a lifeless loser like you are?

And yet you are still here.

[–]loller -1 points0 points ago

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It's like if a 16-year old girl wandered over from Facebook and was just dying to share her e-mail forwards assuming she'd be the belle of the ball.

[–]glennrosehv 1 point2 points ago

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repost

[–]GoatNoodle 1 point2 points ago

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Zoidberg?

[–]pungkow 1 point2 points ago

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need someone to blame? Why not Zoidberg?

[–]spa04dicksona 0 points1 point ago

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whats the word? re-phrase? re-vamp? oh yeah RE-POST!

[–]Thorndale 0 points1 point ago

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I've never been more convinced that a conversation never happened before.

[–]THINKlopez 0 points1 point ago

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old joke. come on now.

[–]rwingvr6 0 points1 point ago

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At least 3 or 4 years old. Probably older.

[–]vaelroth 0 points1 point ago

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/r/ShitRedditSays probably got ahold of this to make Reddit look bad.

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

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Gooooooooooooooooooooldberg........not again!!

[–]rolo_juice 0 points1 point ago

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are you Nikki Minaj?

[–]Bladewing10 0 points1 point ago

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I'm Jewish now? Does this mean I own a bank?

[–]toodetached 0 points1 point ago

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brilliant response.

[–]tobesmagobes 0 points1 point ago

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so fake it hurts

[–]demoncarcass 0 points1 point ago

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Why does it seem like really old jokes have been cropping up more often lately?

[–]DrJkll 0 points1 point ago

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That's all good and well, but what's the difference?

[–]leeum12345 0 points1 point ago

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the OP is a dick

[–]NeutralAngel 0 points1 point ago

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Did I just time travel?

[–]littleimp 0 points1 point ago

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Lame joke.

[–]ProximaC 1 point2 points ago

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I'll take "Things That Never Fucking Happened" for 300 Alex.

[–]Wordfan -1 points0 points ago

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This mythical event is claimed to have resulted in the deaths of over 6 million jews.

[–]wAvelulz 1 point2 points ago

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How did this get on the frontpage?

[–]Skaft 0 points1 point ago

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This is as old as the internet.

[–]assholebiker 1 point2 points ago

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This is older than the internet.

FTFY.

[–]mushmancat 0 points1 point ago

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Greenberg wasn't that bad of a movie! it just didn't have the mainstream appeal most Ben Stiller fans have become accustomed to.

[–]karmadogma 0 points1 point ago

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4/15 was an inside job.

[–]leaveorhunted 0 points1 point ago

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Where did you find this, just curious. Facebook? It has probably already been posted on reddit if you find a (5+?) year old joke. Use the search function.

If this keeps you from reposting again, we have probably reduced the amount of bitching by a significant amount. Have a nice day.

[–]BuddhistChrist 0 points1 point ago

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Old joke is old.

[–]checks_user_history -1 points0 points ago

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Nothing in /r/gonewild. Lots of stuff in /r/creepy though, if you're into that sort of thing.

[–]pingspike -1 points0 points ago

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Best comeback ever.

[–]dildodynamite -2 points-1 points ago

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people actually think this is funny?

[–]lovethekush 2 points3 points ago

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LOL i totally found it funny and it's my first time hearing it :D

[–]frostlicker -2 points-1 points ago

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That joke's so old, the last time I heard I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

[–]frankdude2 -4 points-3 points ago

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Zing!

[–]freeogy -5 points-4 points ago

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Hahahaha

[–]zarmin -4 points-3 points ago

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bazinga

[–]wiltedbouquet -2 points-1 points ago

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Sublime

[–]dog_in_the_vent -3 points-2 points ago

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This is the worst fucking thing I've seen all day.