If Hitler and Lieutenant Worf were to kiss, their mustaches would never touch.

metathesis · 11 months

Hitler and Warf are PASSIONATE dudes. If they were to kiss it would be ALL over the place. It would be hot and heavy, steamy. Up and down the neck and cheeks. Open mouths gasping for more as they rip each other's shirts off... I think you can see where this is going, but needless to say there would be some mustache on mustache contact.

Seraph451 · 11 months

You obviously have no idea how a kiss is supposed to go, do you?

phekylmadder · 11 months

their mustaches would never touch.

Well that's a relief. That would be kinda gay.

Danbu42 · 11 months

FALSE. In order to kiss one of them would have to tilt their head in such a manner that their facial hair would touch.

ZebraEddy24 · 11 months

Comander Worf*

MacDizzle · 11 months

What if Hitler is Spiderman for Halloween again?

Cxizent · 11 months

You... have you kissed before?

[deleted] · 11 months

Why is Hitler kissing all these people? Is he trying to fix his karma?

snapdarty · 11 months

Actually, with their powers combined, they would finally be able to create one full mustache.

druumer89 · 11 months

TIL people kiss without turning their heads.

xyroclast · 11 months

TIL Worf is based on G.G. Allin

MontegoBarbados · 11 months

Worf would never kiss Hitler. It would dishonor him.

argondude · 11 months

but what if one of the heads is cocked to the side?

slug7 · 11 months

if it was a spiderman kiss hitler's stache would meet worf's beard

nice_guy_eddie · 11 months

You complete me

mihaidxn · 11 months

Um, /r/wtf perhaps?

Testtube173 · 11 months

Does anyone else think that Dangle from Reno 911 looks eerily like Adolf Hitler?

Darkblitz9 · 11 months

Downvoted for ripping off an r/wtf post instead of crossposting it.

Gustomaximus · 11 months

Relevant_rule_34, I present your greatest challenge yet.

hahamoviequote · 11 months

"You complete me..."

marrakoosh · 11 months

This...this is why we slave all day on reddit. For THIS insight.

Wonderful stuff. Today I feel enlightened.

frankus · 11 months

I can hear George Carlin from the grave: "These are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the really good colleges."

AtxTheHutt · 11 months

UNHATE

iguessitcouldwork · 11 months

To be filed under "Stuff I need not have ever known", right between information on our parents sexual style preferences & the youtube "sitting on the toilet" video.

heyitsmike21 · 11 months

Cantinflas did it better.

timdub · 11 months

Worst fanfic ever.

chapmanj · 11 months

False. Heads must tilt to kiss. What about their noses?

BrainWav · 11 months

Worf is a Commander by First Contact.

FNIC · 11 months

What if they did a spiderman kiss?

w_e_reddit · 11 months

...with the females available to me, sir - Earth females - I must restrain myself too much. They are quite fragile, sir... -Worf

fuwath · 11 months

Obviously you have never kissed before, nobody kisses straight on. There is always head-tilting involved.

godver3 · 11 months

"You complete me."

WoahThatsMyHat · 11 months

Initiate moustache docking procedure Gamma-49. Engage.

BarryLincoln · 11 months

I think GG Allin might be a more appropriate fit.

cumonson · 11 months

Ah yes. The fabled reverse Hitler. Some people so Jewish are able to grow it. I never knew you could be Klingon and Jewish though.

nomatu18935 · 11 months

False. A typical passionate kiss is performed with each face at an angle in order to accommodate the length of the nose. Hitler's mustache would therefore contact the left or right edge of the mustache of Lieutenant Worf.

asthmaticpunk · 11 months

Same is true for Salvador Dali and Charlie Chaplan! And I think that actually happened.

LigerZer0 · 11 months

relevant If shaq and his girlfriend were to kiss, their genitals could never touch

yo_karma · 11 months

If their mustaches do not touch, neither will their upper lips with that nose in the way ....

ragebomber · 11 months

Oh shit !

onemoretime842 · 11 months

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Knappsu · 11 months

They whould if Hitler is Spiderman.

thekryz · 11 months

Klingon beard <3

cjk105 · 11 months

...and now, this is my new favorite trivia.

Stardus7 · 11 months

mindblown

mainsoda · 11 months

Truly a brilliant observation.

loafybrown · 11 months

Oh-Lee14 · 11 months

I think Hitler could also kiss this guy without touching his Moustache, even when he´s old enough to grow one.

theflava · 11 months

moustache high five!

Polemicist82 · 11 months

This picture and message have increased the quality of my life

discsid · 11 months

I.. uh... yeah, ok I suppose so.

guilen · 11 months

Your contribution to science is commendable.

forbjok · 11 months

Cool story, bro!

shawndw · 11 months

No they would form one complete mustache.

pickoneforme · 11 months

is it just me or does dustin hoffman look like hitler?

brewmeister58 · 11 months

Unlike when theogburdell and his mother kiss.

danielcochran · 11 months

I'm not going to be able to stop seeing this now,.

Overgoat · 11 months

Coffee choked on. Damn you.

[deleted] · 11 months

It's gonna be Worf it.

tekteren · 11 months

"My father was betrayed at Khitomer, and all I got was this lousy mustache"

slipknot6477 · 11 months

upside down spider man kiss?

mcfailure · 11 months

If Hitler and me were to kiss, we'd make magical racist babies.

profound7 · 11 months

Not only their mustaches seem to be made for one another... their foreheads too.

[deleted] · 11 months

The Missing Link.

STtngFAN · 11 months

As a Klingon, this offends me!

johnegold · 11 months

Unless a spiderman kiss was on the agenda.

workaway · 11 months

No HOMO!

justthrowmeout · 11 months

Only two posts in and already that's enough internet for the day.

Doot00 · 11 months

It's like tetris... With their faces...

fxylxy1980 · 11 months

an excellent observation

He_of_the_Hairy_Arms · 11 months

And Worf's pointy forehead would fit perfectly into Hitler's furrowed brows.

NJOYLF · 11 months

This made me chuckle, but how do you think this shit up?

boolean_sledgehammer · 11 months

You are stoned as fuck.

chromofilmblurs · 11 months

I like that someone put serious thought into this.

chriszimort · 11 months

No photoshop of this yet? okay... ):

t35t0r · 11 months

You dishonorable P'tak! How dare you mention Worf and Hitler together in such a context. If Worf were to kiss Hitler, it would be a ploy for Worf to rip Hitler's head off his body with his mouth.

Revanx17 · 11 months

you kinda have to tilt your head to kiss, unless you both are missing noses.

TopTipToodlePip · 11 months

VinDieselJetta · 11 months

It would never happen. According to this credible source, Wharf gets all of his jollies on the Holodeck: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-life-4.php

Liverotto · 11 months

Hitler would probably make-out with the Klingons like he did with the Russians because he needs to build Vulcan concentration camps.

FrizzleFried · 11 months

together, their mustaches will become ONE

AnimaSeverem · 11 months

Fanfiction. The final frontier.

These are the voyages of the Starship Hitler/Worf.

Its mission: To explore strange new worlds of complete depravity, to seek out new levels of what the fuck is this, to boldly go where no other human being with an iota of sanity would ever, ever want to.

Becca_Chavis · 11 months

lulz

Mizzleoy · 11 months

If they kept their heads still and straight.

Lurking_Grue · 11 months

Ok, there is an image I am going to have a hard time getting rid of.

Oh yes. FUCK YOU!

DarthSpeed · 11 months

Oh no, this is not okay. FTFY you for even suggesting they kiss! WORF WOULD DESTROY HITLER!

WomenzRightsLoL · 11 months

but their penis's may touch tips

TheAtomicPlayboy · 11 months

ಠ_ಠ

hennakin · 11 months

This

is

a

great

discovery

!!!

I love the simple logic behind that combined with a touch of insane thinking.

TrueMilli · 11 months

If Hitler and Lieutenant Worf were to kiss, their mustaches would never touch.

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