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Just walking the fish (imgur.com)
submitted 8 months ago by overdrivecow
[–]Caot 20 points21 points22 points 8 months ago
Original Mr. what-the-fuck, Salvador Dalí walks his pet ant eater: http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/daliblog_thumb.jpg
[–]syfpsy 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
There are always witty comments, but not for this picture, no.
[–]MadMageMC 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
"Sorry, officer. It's my aunt's 'eater."
No? I... I'll try harder next time.
[–]Epistaxis 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."
[–]PrettyLight 73 points74 points75 points 8 months ago
Imagine if this guy didn't own that fish. Instead, imagine he was hired by a rich man for this purpose alone. It makes this way funnier.
[–]bigkuhr 33 points34 points35 points 8 months ago
Or what if.. the fish hired the man to take him out of the house?
[–]only_temporary 48 points49 points50 points 8 months ago
Fish can't hire people... They have no access to fiat currency. Unless it's a gold fish?
[–]KingofDerby 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
What about Alfa Romeo or Ferrari currency?
[–]Freechips 14 points15 points16 points 8 months ago
Both of which are owned by Fiat.
[–]Zophory 39 points40 points41 points 8 months ago
Sounds like my situation. I own a Scottish terrier that technically pays me to take care of it. God damn dog has over $100,000. I'm not joking either.
[–]goal2004 18 points19 points20 points 8 months ago
Please, continue.
[–]Zophory 70 points71 points72 points 8 months ago*
I Inherited two rare breads of Scottish Terrier (a White one and a Wheaton colored) from my great grandmother. She loved those dogs because after her husband died In the Pep-Con explosion here in vegas, a series of scotish Terriers she bought over the years were all that kept her company in her now large and lonely house. They cheered her up and they were her world so to speak. When she started getting sicker and sicker she wanted to make sure they were taken care of if she passed on or was unable to take care of them any longer, and since I've loved playing with the dogs since I was a little kid, she left them with me and enough money to take care of them for the rest of their lives. The money is also set up so I am given $210 a week from their fund as payment for taking care of the dogs. The rest of the money is monitored so that that ALL expenses excluding my pay are for the dogs. Unfortunately the White one passed away a couple months ago and I take care of just Bailey. Picture of The Dogs TLDR; I'm employed by a dog.
[–]zuperxtreme 48 points49 points50 points 8 months ago
They know. ಠ_ಠ
"Hey human, yeah. Pick up my poop. PICK IT UP!"
"Yeah... you like that, huh?"
Throws $210 on your naked sweaty body
[–]wouldgillettemby 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
...and that's a visual I will never get out of my brain.
[–]drphungky 17 points18 points19 points 8 months ago
Which boss has a fuzzy tummy? You have a fuzzy tummy! Who's a good boss?!? WHOOOOO'S A GOOD BOSS?!
[–]herrmister 17 points18 points19 points 8 months ago
I LOVE THESE DOGS BECAUSE THEY HAVE MUSTACHES
[–]Zophory 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
HE ALSO HAS A KILT
[–]goal2004 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
So what happens to the money when Bailey dies? I mean, there's definitely a chance of a lump sum of money still being there, right?
[–]Ph0ton 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
Probably would be donated to a shelter. I believe I heard of a similar story about dogs getting inheritance and that is what happened. Not usually a good idea to encourage the untimely death of an animal you love, hmmm?
[–]Bluelegs 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
You never know what sick bastard will forge the will of a dog then murder it in all its rich helplessness.
[–]Zophory 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
I actually think it gets donated to some animal shelters around vegas. All I know is I don't get it so I'm gonna make sure bailey gets a badass life.
[–]WonTonBurritoMeals 8 points9 points10 points 8 months ago
This is AMA worthy
I Think I may just do an AMA if everyone wants.
[–]overdrivecow[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I would want one
[–]overripebanana 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Though I think it's a really cool story/experience, he basically laid out the gist without all the details. That being said, knowing reddit I think it would get a few hundred upvotes..
[–]foreveralone86 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
They are really cute. Is the one you have left a friendly dog or is it spoiled?
[–]Zophory 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
Well neither dog was really spoiled, I knew both dogs since they were puppies and every time they saw me they knew it was play time. The one left doesn't play as much, but hes a very sweet dog and a bit of a badass. I've nicknamed him the scorpion king because I occasionally get scorpions in the house and he finds and obliterates them. Woke up one night to see him pounce into the air, and bring down one paw on the body and one on the tail of a scorpion, then rip the tale off with his mouth and swat the body away. The thing ran under a dresser and he guarded it untill I removed it. Hes killed 37 scorpions, 6 gophers and 2 squirrels that I know of in the past 2 years. Just doing what comes natural to scottys I guess. TL;DR: He not spoiled, he's just a mini badass
[–]mortaine 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I seriously hope you bring Bailey to a Vegas Redditor meetup someday.
...and I hope it's a meetup I actually attend (as opposed to plan to attend, then fail to show up).
[–]Zophory 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I didn't know there was a las vegas reddit meet up :o
[–]fortune_cell 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Uh, just so you know, white and wheaton scotties aren't a different breed, just a different color (and not especially rare, either, just not preferred).
I didn't mean breed, that was me wording it poorly, but as for the Wheaton coloring it IS rare to find them in that color, more so then the white.
[–]Epistaxis 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
"Swiftly, now, Giles! You must bring Mr. Bibbles back to the manor before evening tea or I shall be very cross. Chop chop!"
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[–]kurwazimnojest 13 points14 points15 points 8 months ago
Come along, Cinnamon! http://www.hwdyk.com/q/images/futurama_1_8_06.jpg
[–]salmon10 8 points9 points10 points 8 months ago
French poet Gerard De nerval was known to walk his pet lobster through the streets of Paris with a ribbon
[–]cheeekoh 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
she tried too
[–]frshbeetz 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
That fish has it pretty good. Think about how few fish get to go out and about around town.
[–]uncontrollable_urge 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
if in doubt, always assume it's an art project. another performance from an aging fluxus artist
[–]issacsullivan 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Frohike?
[–]Citizen_Kong 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
It went wherever I did go.
[–]TSFunk 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
TL;DW http://youtu.be/MHSby7laqt4
[–]whatthenig 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Just watering the owl
[–]cryer 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I think that's called washing
[–]moonrocks 8 points9 points10 points 8 months ago
That dour expression doesn't belong with that whimsical activity.
[–]gone_bunburying 9 points10 points11 points 8 months ago
He probably doesn't like being made a spectacle of. "What? You've never seen a man walk his fish before?"
[–]moonrocks 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Heh. Sure. I can empathize. I can't say I'd expect people to pay me no mind though. I wonder if he himself was being walked on someone else's lark. It appears to me that there is another cord attached to the front of that tank.
[–]sewerat 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
yea bro, its not a fun thing for him, walking the fish everyday is a chore.
[–]moonrocks 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Dali had no problem walking his anteater through the subway. The again, that fish has a collar clamping its gills.
[–]izallgood 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Huh. And people stare when they see my cat outside in a harness.
[–]togamario 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
I don't know why, but I like to imagine that this picture was taken in Russia.
[–]almiller07 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Gentleman Geoffrey sends out Magikarp
[–]byakko 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
There's a collar on the fish...
[–]ostawookiee 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Horse collar is when they grab you by neck, fish collar is when they get you by the gills.
[–]Militant_Penguin 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
He is the 1%
[–]grex88 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I wanna see the video of this...
[–]RogerWaterZ 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Looks like something out of a Monty Python sketch.
[–]misszoidberg 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
My dad used to do something similar to this with a fish he once caught. He would string a string through its gills, toss it in a creek, and it would swim along beside him.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
troll physics in effect...
[–]loafybrown 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
trollin' so hard with his ghoti
[–]IIoWoII 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Looks like the guy from the "blackberry" parody.
Fucking hipsters.
[–]SwiftJonathan 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
This is just how it starts. Before you know it, that guy (and like-minded family members) will be off on the adventure of his life, getting up to all sorts of shenanigans because of his non-conventional approaches to problem solving.
[–]toy205 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
This kills the fish
[–]juggaspartan 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
he looks way to serious to be havin a leash on a fish and pushing an aquirium with his foot. only in england
[–]MisoSoup 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
That fish needs a bicycle.
[–]servbotmitch 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Fish need to stretch their le- wait what?
[–]TKDgirl 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
There was a French cartoon from the 80's where an old man adopted a fish and slowly made it get used to being on land, he'd walk it with a leash. Eventually, the fish drowned when it fell into water.
I wish I knew the title or could find it on video!
[–]Quate 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
NED?! NED RYERSON?!
[–]MOMMERTS 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
That is WTF? WTF?
[–]bobconan 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Only in Washington Square park
[–]misterswarvey 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
He's eccentric. He probably rides a recumbent bike.
[–]WolfOnHigh 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I know that fuckin' fish - it's Wanda!
[–]Benthos 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
He is an halibut
[–]slpgrad 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I used to tell telemarketers that was what my mom was doing when they'd ask for her.
[–]op1500 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Ogden Wernstrom
[–]chelelgin 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
No one is asking the truly important question here: How does the fish move foreword??
[–]carniemechanic 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
The truly important question is why doesn't the fish have a coat if the gentleman needed one.
[–]Cryptocortex 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
This could be a Magritte painting...
[–]CheeseAttack 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
seems fishy
[–]hoblod 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
I'm surprised there isn't a line of fish puns, maybe a few will bubble up to relevance.
[–][deleted] 8 months ago
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Yes, now bassk in the glory of fish puns!
[–]zelazny 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
I think the guy in the picture's name is Gil. He goes to this bar down the street, it's a real dive.
Clearly the man has a whale of an influence for no one to not question him.
mammal pun in THIS fish pun thread? yes i went there
[–]zelazny 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I can't fathom what you're talking about.
Well you know whales-Oh, almost missed it. You caught yourself a nice one.
[–]emilliolongwood 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
And it went wherever I did go.
[–]tragicallyohio 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Here fishy, fishy, fishy, fish.
[–]darwin1859 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Does he have a license for that fish?
Your argument is invalid.
Let me guess, repost with this text in the picture in a few minutes.
I'm not going to do it, but I felt it should have been done originally.
[–]netgod2002 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Would this work?
[–]quad64bit 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
No.
[–]ianandris 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
What I don't understand is if you're going to go through the trouble of wearing a nice overcoat/scarf/fedora ensemble, why you would opt out of wearing a pair of slacks and a nice pair of shoes, too? I mean, he could have been an eccentric bad ass. As is, he reminds me of someone's dad who's trying too hard.
[–]Mavromatis 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
He looks like this guy.
[–]Senarian 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
damn hipsters
[–]HgCNO2 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
So that's what WTF stands for. I always wondered.
Just kidding, guys. I know it stands for Wearing Ten Fedoras.
[–]dillholeo 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
a member of the nerd mafia
[–]moby323 -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
Is this the one?
I mean the actual thing that has been reposted the most?
[–]Farisr9k -2 points-1 points0 points 8 months ago
Just reposting the content
[–]nakedladies 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
And yet I hadn't seen it before!
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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