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[–]RamblinWreckGT 91 points92 points ago

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He looks like an Asian William Shatner to me.

[–]remarkless 26 points27 points ago

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PRICE LINE NEGOTIATOR!

[–]bearpawd 63 points64 points ago

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Pwrice wrine negoshiatooor!

[–]AtomicDog1471 3 points4 points ago

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Wirriam Shatner*

[–]fabriziobianchi 2 points3 points ago

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He looks like Hugo Chavez to me.

[–]plainOldFool 0 points1 point ago

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He greatly disapproved of how she named her own price.

[–]sphericalvoxel -1 points0 points ago

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I'm gonna go with Silvio Berlusconi.

[–]dacookeymonsta 66 points67 points ago

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Looks like she just got... puts on sunglasses ...Facebooked.

[–]ragnaROCKER 0 points1 point ago

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i can't believe anyone in this thread has more upvotes then that.

[–]et_fingers 15 points16 points ago

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It's Eric Tsang

[–]heathengray 12 points13 points ago

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I don't get it.

She didn't finish her well formed argument.

That man interrupted her with a too-good-to-be-true advertisement on the back on the magazine he had to hit in order to draw her attention.

[–]Allurex 6 points7 points ago

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Officer, the magazines punched her.

[–]CantHugEveryCat 17 points18 points ago

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I would never, ever stoop so low as to hit a woman. Therefore I put a magazine between my fist and her face.

[–]AtomicDog1471 8 points9 points ago

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POW! Right in the kisser!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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POW! Right in the kisser!

[–]hollander93 -3 points-2 points ago

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Pow right in the kisser!

[–]CIRE43709 2 points3 points ago

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Pow right in the kisser

[–]happytime1711 7 points8 points ago

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One of these days Arice...POW! Right in the kisser!

[–]Capt_Carrot 9 points10 points ago

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But...it's just a burly man hitting a girl...apparently for no good reason...

[–]load_more_comets 9 points10 points ago

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Its from a movie the girl was chewing out Jet Li, but Jet was too polite to hit a woman, so Eric stepped in.

[–]Boredofborg 3 points4 points ago

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You've just described every Friday and Saturday night in Rotherham.

[–]pipechang 0 points1 point ago

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Scary...

[–]feendish 2 points3 points ago

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...I don't think so

[–]DOMination47 2 points3 points ago

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Nope, I didn't see him hit her, did you guys?

[–]darkstar9454 4 points5 points ago

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hit who?

[–]busydoinnothin 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see a stove or fridge nearby...

[–]Chefdingo 3 points4 points ago

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Why can't I stop laughing?

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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Because you love watching women getting hit?

[–]bad_analogy_bot 9 points10 points ago

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Like shooting fish in a barrel.

[–]CraigChrist 2 points3 points ago

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not sure if real, or really hilarious, or both...

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[–]flachrattenmann 0 points1 point ago

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upvoted for user name

[–]spozmo -1 points0 points ago

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[–]FruitSaladFreddy 0 points1 point ago

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It's from an old Jet Li movie if I'm not mistaken.

[–]fluxaxion 0 points1 point ago

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Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[–]kenvsryu 0 points1 point ago

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you just washed your legs - against reddit bylaws.

[–]Gramage 0 points1 point ago

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What movie is this from? I recognize the punchy dude from Infernal Affairs.

[–]Minerva89 0 points1 point ago

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That's about the first time I've seen Eric Tsang in a violent scene that involves fists. Even when he was in Infernal Affairs there was never too much fighting that involved him directly.

Straaaange concept.

[–]drp1103 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen a man look so satisfied at the end of an argument with a woman.

[–]devidual 0 points1 point ago

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gets me every time

enjoy your rotten reposted upvote!

[–]WerdWards 0 points1 point ago

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This movie was so awesome at age 10.

[–]ghostcandy 0 points1 point ago

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BAM Nothing to do here

[–]naftidder 0 points1 point ago

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That was really funny. Thanks!

[–]PrivatePSYcho 0 points1 point ago

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Which movie is this from?

Thats Blacky from Young and Dangerous right?

[–]toumba 2 points3 points ago

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Jet Li movie. Contract Killer

[–]Voqals 0 points1 point ago

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Does that actually work? I want to knock someone out!

[–]luckstaz 0 points1 point ago

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Must aim for forehead or chin.

[–]Kracus -3 points-2 points ago

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I just love the after expression, like "see? That's how it's done!" I guess though it's more like "Shee, dat's howr it drone!"

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[–]FuchsiaGauge -5 points-4 points ago

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Prepare for the neckbeard downvote brigade! :o

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[–]LudicrousGibs 7 points8 points ago

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Welcome to Exercises in Futility with your favorite quixotic host, HeartMassageHappyEnd!

wild applause

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[–]LudicrousGibs 0 points1 point ago

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I know how you feel. Just got a bunch of douchey replies in another thread. Welcome to reddit, where what comes around goes around, and nothing really matters.

Be careful not to get a papercut as you fold your "airplane," and tell your Fleshlight "Hi" for me...you did clean it after I was done, right?

[–]stompythebeast -5 points-4 points ago

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Down vote lasers at full power, Captain! Engaging the non-humorist scum!

[–]nthensome -4 points-3 points ago

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Is this man available to come to my house?

[–]c0ld-- -1 points0 points ago

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That is how I feel when I get in an argument wish a SO (sans violence).

[–]hollander93 -1 points0 points ago

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Smack my bitch up!