College really isn't necessary

foxxxes · 11 months

I want so badly to believe this is fake.

JizzyGillespie · 11 months

Based on it's level of stupidity and the fact that it was even printed, I'm assuming high school newspaper. I used to run my high school's newspaper, way back when. The articles we ran were dumb as fuck half the time and we knew it and didn't care.

heywhateverguy · 11 months

This has definitely been floating around for a few years.

No idea if it's fake, but I know that there are actually girls out there that think exactly this way. And that makes me want to punch this girl in the face.

anddreha · 11 months

I think I just got dumber reading that.

quv · 11 months

Wow. Apparently, I want to be a princess and get my nails done all the time. I wasn't aware of it till just now!

HustlerThug · 11 months

So... many... grammatical errors...

Alexxishere · 11 months

I hope that bitch is living under a sidewalk wondering where that rich guy is.

hostage_puffing · 11 months

but.. but.. where is it from, Charles?

nickb64 · 11 months

I feel like I've seen this before. Not sure if it was in my college newspaper. I think they did put it in as a joke at one point earlier this year.

[deleted] · 11 months

this... just... nope.

kpyle · 11 months

and I thought I was misogynistic

katobleepus · 11 months

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...

mtchen8 · 11 months

WTF? WTF? SERIOUSLY...WTF?

ssabutie · 11 months

What the shit is this shitty shit? Don't answer that.

Inconspicuously_here · 11 months

even if this is fake.... urge to kill... rising... rising....

NunyaBisnus · 11 months

I had to resist the urge of punching a hole through my computer where her picture was. Even if this is (a very poorly written) satire, this is the stuff that pisses me off beyond belief because I know girls who are pulling this off while I'm working my ass off getting an engineering degree.

Doomray · 11 months

So, this isn't from the Onion?

I_eat_batteries · 11 months

Am I the only one that feels this is obviously sarcasm/satire?

Of course that could just be my denial speaking.

PlaceboAddict · 11 months

"College isn't necessary" is not even close to the most wtf statement from this.

80proofconfession · 11 months

I swear this got posted a couple years back. Then someone corrected it with red photoshop scribbling. Then some else corrected the correction with even bigger red scribbling. It was a huge mess.

[deleted] · 11 months

Wow, why didn't I think of this? All those nights I spent studying were for nothing! I can just marry rich! AND go shopping and get my nails done, the important things in life.

blazemore · 11 months

This attitude still exists, but people are usually a lot more subtle about it.

rjwyonch · 11 months

Biggest setback to feminism since bella swan

weetoddid · 11 months

I'm even more shocked that an editor (even in a back woods paper) would even print the article. Not because of its message, but because the ideas are totally disorganized, there's no continuity and she repeats the same things over and over.

The message of the article is also WTF.

nobum62 · 11 months

she must think men are women's slaves lol...

KincSoup · 11 months

Not sure if I should upvote because it made me 'wtf' or downvote because it fills me with hate.

GFandango · 11 months

this seriously made me depressed

bslaven3 · 11 months

I want to scratch my eyes out after reading this. I swear, this girl has to be the dumbest person alive to think that any man would want a life like that by choice. She must think she has the holy grail of vaginas or something. STFU and go make me a sandwich!

doesnt_give_upvotes · 11 months

Scumbag girl

fanaticflyer · 11 months

Wow, what a dumb cunt.

seedlesssoul · 11 months

Guys, you go work and make money for girls to spend. Then they can have fun all day when you are working your ass off to stay out of credit card debt. Then you come home from your hard days work and all you want is 3 things. Food, sex, and silence. There is never food on the table waiting, she is always bitching about her problems and how you never listen and communicate because her shoes happened to not be on sale but she got them anyways, and then she has a mysterious headache before bed so you can have sex. Then you put a bullet in your face at age 35 because nothing seems real anymore.

echo10cation · 11 months

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VerySpecialWhale · 11 months

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! THIS MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!!!! ME SMASH! SMASH SMASH! ARGGGGHLEBLARGHLEBLARGHLE!

boarderreport · 11 months

this bitch needs to get in the kitchen

sorepheet · 11 months

Woah, wait a second here. I thought girls WENT to college to get their MRS. ?! Hmmm wonders never cease.

daveyandgoliath · 11 months

Shit! She got ripped off. My school districts had me go through 13 years of school.

JaneRenee · 11 months

So can we all agree she'll end up being cheated on by her abusive husband? I mean...

jack_skellington · 11 months

I don't know if anybody else has this anymore, but there was a huge cache of photos of her partying. The photos were of her at a dance hall in a chair with a pretty girl grinding on her, and photos of her on vacation, and photos of her in swim suits with her incredibly hot looking dark-haired friend, and so on.

I had the whole collection of her photos on my hard drive, until both my hard drive and the backup drive crashed on the same fucking day. So sad.

She made good on her thinking, though, even though I no longer have the photos to prove it. She parties hard, parties often, and hangs out with pretty women.

JackassPenguinass · 11 months

Every woman should marry a rich guy... unfortunately there aren't that many rich guys, sweetheart. Housework, dinner? Na - go out and get a maid.

yangx · 11 months

Seriously though, college is for networking. We forgot more than half of what we learn immediately.

Mama84 · 11 months

Well this young dumby is gonna have a very rude wake up call one day when she finds out that her hubby is cheating on her. She won't have any idea how to support herself or have the means to do it!

greyestofblue · 11 months

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Lynzee_Stauss

[deleted] · 11 months

No college isn't really necessary... Unless you want to be able to write a news article that doesn't sound like it was composed by a 3rd grader.

luvbunny87 · 11 months

I want to punch her in the ovaries.

TheNextDay · 11 months

This well-written and amazingly insightful article made me completely change my mind over education. I know now, that if I ever have a daughter who wants to go to college, the correct action is to set her up with a prince. Or at least with a feudal landlord.

Kush_on_thebrain · 11 months

What the fuck did I just read, this bitch must be brain dead or something. Almost kinda sad how she perceives her own gender as worthless though.

susdev · 11 months

I can't believe an editor must have read that over and didn't notice the spelling mistake in distress.

daleok · 11 months

She must be a time traveler from the 50s.

AerosolNinja · 11 months

Let us carve out her Uterus and feed it to wild dogs.

pointlessness · 11 months

Thanks for reposting this instead of the one that has someone very very smart, clever, witty and funny person written in red all over it.

allegedactor126 · 11 months

Don't be too harsh on her; it's hard to write when you're making the fucking sandwich I asked for like hours ago

lateral_moves · 11 months

I hope she marries a very rich man...who beats her at breakfast

reefer_madness420 · 11 months

I could feel myself getting stupider as I read that

samw11 · 11 months

Don't get me wrong... I like getting a manicure and having a day off shopping as much as the next woman... but... I'd quite like to beat this work shy bint round the head with a degree certificate until she recants this poisonous bile and gets a damn job!

fiffers · 11 months

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Lynzee_Stauss Here's encyclopedia dramatica's take.

azlad · 11 months

Hey guys, I have an idea. Let's take Feminism and Women's rights backwards about 60 years. How does that sound to everyone? Good? Yay for regression!

n0ne0ther · 11 months

Relevant

thisisitfornow · 11 months

Here's the rebuttal http://softsquatch.com/blog/college-really-isnt-necessary

creepingdeathv2 · 11 months

Sorry ... I can't force my brain to process such horrible garbage. oh and she and every girl who thinks like that can go fuck themselves. I'd rather be single all my life than be tied up with a piece of shit like her.

SqueakyMcFroggerton · 11 months

I want to backhand this girl so bad.

Btw, a job well-done on the spelling, you idiotic bitch.

CatsTuxedo · 11 months

Whatta dumb cunt. My brain is full of billions and billions of fuck.

leadfarmer · 11 months

Am I the only one who is turned on by this?

samofny · 11 months

According to "The Bachelor" type shows on TV, and Millionaire Matchmaker, this is real.

gregsestero · 11 months

I can't wait till she's begging for change on some street corner...College isn't necessary, psh. YOU'RE NOT NECESSARY!!!

EpicRu · 11 months

She's not hot enough to be talking like this

MFchimichanga · 11 months

She's right. You could just slay that pussy for easy money. But many women have this thing called dignity so they won't do that.

I'm embarrassed for this lady.

honeybunny123 · 11 months

This girl's writing is proof that she needs to go to school. Seriously, a 3rd grader could write a better article than that...

shankingviolet · 11 months

My skin is tingling with rage.

daddydunc · 11 months

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

101Airborne · 11 months

and THIS is why 40% of the time, im sexist everytime

Throwd5002 · 11 months

Future porn* right there

pancakefactory · 11 months

kill it with fire?

LadyGriggs · 11 months

This kind of thing hurts! Best case scenario- this girl does meet that rich man, gets her dream, and then realizes how bored she is getting her nails done and shopping all the time. What are you gonna buy today bitch, you've already bought out the whole store twice? Or she has the kids and realizes you can't just sit and watch them and do nothing, you actually have to do work when you have children. Worst case scenario- this girl gets married to the rich guy who also happens to be abusive. He beats her and cheats on her. She doesn't say anything because "it's not her place" and the next article we see with her name is one where she has been murdered by her rich husband. Yeah, college totally isn't necessary>_<

sgtscherer · 11 months

Thanks for the unoriginal content, Mr. Reposter

nickateen · 11 months

Her name is "Lynzee," she's bound to be retarded. Ladies, please respect yourselves. Nothing is hotter than a girl with quiet confidence.

araenae · 11 months

RE:FW:FW:RE:FW:FW:LOL, ur not gonna belive what dis girl wrote!!!1!!11OMG

jackazz · 11 months

Who the fuck let her out of the kitchen?!

utnow · 11 months

What a cunt.

KennyLog-in · 11 months

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thistlej · 11 months

Congrats! I haven't seen this posted in at LEAST a week. We're getting better, Reddit!

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7SM · 11 months

I would cock slap this stupid bitch, and throw her a dime afterwards, then ask for change, or a refund, depends on how long it takes through her crying.

Sneyes · 11 months

Needless to say, this was her last report.

ledzep4life · 11 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

JoyStain · 11 months

I enjoyed that. It made me laugh.

everybodyruns · 11 months

You don't have to go to college. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t69UYgeFDvY&feature=related

WTF

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