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[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 11 points12 points ago

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Maybe they're both in the same class, either you have a flambouyant karate student getting put in place for showing off...OR the second guy is a VERY uncoordinated ballet student.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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He would also be a uncoordinated karate student.

I don't remember karate having such flair either, probably some form of kung fu.

[–]Nard_Dawg 8 points9 points ago

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He fucking beasted on that pirouette. As somebody who knows nothing about ballet, I can still tell that he hit that with aplomb and struck that pose with 10-point fierceness.

[–]grundlebuster 0 points1 point ago

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Suddenly, I love ballett. Can we get announcers?

[–]Nard_Dawg 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, some color commentary from retired ballet dancers. Put it on PPV and watch the money pile up. The Dana White of the UBC could literally do the backstroke through cash like Scrooge McDuck.

[–]grundlebuster 0 points1 point ago

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That, in itself, would make a great ballet match. Then - a half pirouette to elbow drop, finishing the millionaire for good. Then, and here's my best idea, "Ballet on Ice." It could be an Olympic sport!

You know what? I think you're the Dana White of the UBC.

[–]Nard_Dawg 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could be, I just need two brothers to pour 3 million dollars into an enterprise that won't make money for years...

[–]EbonPinion 0 points1 point ago

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As someone who does know some things about ballet, this is a male variation of a fuette turn, and yes. He fucking beasted it.

[–]MSien 11 points12 points ago

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FINISH HIM

[–]Stucifer2 8 points9 points ago

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Flawless Victory!

[–]White_Phoenix 3 points4 points ago

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LIU KANG WINS

[–]Hempire 8 points9 points ago

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Yayyyy i'm a beautiful ballet king- NOPE

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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But they're both ballet students...

[–]jjhhggff8 11 points12 points ago

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Both take a rot of discprine

[–]JonesBee 1 point2 points ago

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[–]whats_reddit 1 point2 points ago

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his ballet had him stunned, but he ran out of mana so he couldnt do anything else.

[–]Bigman1992 0 points1 point ago

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Falcon Kick.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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that guy is a really good dancer though. im pretty jealous.

[–]nikarus 0 points1 point ago

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this is awesome

[–]zZFourthZz 0 points1 point ago

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The way the ballet guy falls just makes me lol every single time.

[–]RaptorX7 -2 points-1 points ago

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More like karate vs bullet!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Take that ballet you asshole!! Haha

[–]phunkystuff -4 points-3 points ago

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is that Ken and Ryu?? hurricane kick and taunt? xD