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[–]greenriver8 16 points17 points ago

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I actually love getting notifications on my birthday. It makes me feel less alone.

[–]three_puffs_then_go 8 points9 points ago

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I had a facbook friend who was only given two happy birthday wishes on his birthday. I would be depressed for a long time if this would happen to me

[–]KingGorilla 2 points3 points ago

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I had a facebook friend and the only comments on his wall were from his last two birthdays and there were less than 5 people

[–]Willeth 2 points3 points ago

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And none of them were you, you bastard.

[–]Jerms-boo -1 points0 points ago

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I didn't put my birthday on my facebook. The only people who remembered were my girlfriend, my family, and one good friend. The people I grew up with forgot. Made me feel like crap.

[–]oozerfip 5 points6 points ago

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I always get scared that on my birthday I won't get any birthday wishes...or only a couple.

[–]mAc1d 0 points1 point ago

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I removed my wall...F that.

Ninja Edit:Its prolly because I never wish anyone else a happy bday lol

[–]Wasoomi 3 points4 points ago

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For me, it stays at 1 notification.

[–]spit334 3 points4 points ago

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Just remember to turn off phone notifications. That got annoying quick.

[–]CrustyShoelaces 1 point2 points ago

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my god, when i woke up on my birthday i had over 100 facebook notifications on my phone. NEVAR AGAIN

[–]BricksWereShat 6 points7 points ago

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Repost, Not sure where from but I am certain I have seen it somewhere on reddit, Exactly the same lay out a few months ago.

[–]jjhhggff8 8 points9 points ago

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Repost! I've seen this type of comment before, not sure where but somewhere on reddit. Exactly the same lay out a few months ago.

[–]BricksWereShat 2 points3 points ago

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Probably seen them on reposted comics like this.

[–]emailbitesmyass 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, don't I know you guys?

[–]BricksWereShat 0 points1 point ago

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Probably somewhere on Reddit. Exactly the same lay out a few months ago.

[–]mitchij2004 1 point2 points ago

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Mines in march. I can push the 'older' button 3 times and see last years bday wishes. No facebook love.

[–]girlscantfight 1 point2 points ago

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me no gusta.. I ended up pulling my birthday down because I got tired of seeing the "happy birthday" posts from the people that I never talked to to begin with.. I mean shit..

[–]hk39 1 point2 points ago

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Does it make me awkward that I removed my birthday from my profile so I don't have to deal with the notifications and saying thank you to everyone? I only have 148 friends...

[–]adv1k 1 point2 points ago

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i change my birthday to avoid this

[–]Janacious 1 point2 points ago

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Fuckin repost!

[–]alpha_squadron1[S] 0 points1 point ago

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umad?

[–]JANinJapan 2 points3 points ago

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I took my birthday down cause I find this really annoying. Most of the people saying "Happy Birthday" wouldn't even know what day my birthday is if not for facebook notifications.

[–]ninetyninepointnine 0 points1 point ago

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THIS!

[–]madnote 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I didn't realize I had my birthday hidden until my only my sister remembered my birthday.

[–]mrfrasha -1 points0 points ago

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this.

[–]blunt_toward_enemy 0 points1 point ago

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Last panel: "So it ends"

[–]Farn 0 points1 point ago

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If that really is a happy birthday, you should high five the bro who gave it at exactly 12:00 AM

[–]LiamNeesonAteMyBaby 0 points1 point ago

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I quit facebook 4 months ago. No-one invites me to anything now but it's worth it because people are inane and trivial.

[–]Aurora_B 0 points1 point ago

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Yup! Waiting on them now!

[–]hedegare 0 points1 point ago

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So.. this 12h you waited for 1 notification... were you awake all night or went to sleep and came back later?

[–]iLaughLOL 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bestadvocate 0 points1 point ago

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only thing I missed after I deleted my facebook account. It's ok I still get reddit cake. [forever alone]

[–]punkwafers 0 points1 point ago

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its my birthday too! 11-18-1984.

[–]madnote 0 points1 point ago

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I had a friend with a birthday a few days before mine. I watched as his wall filled up with notifications. Then my birthday came around and only my sister remembered. I felt so alone. Then I realized I had my birthday hidden from everyone.

[–]Butters33 0 points1 point ago

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Can't like this enough...well done

[–]GorgeouslyHumbl -1 points0 points ago

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I can totally relate LOLOLOL rolfmao OMG

Except I get no fucking notifications.