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[–]consulate_earl 63 points64 points ago

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This happens to you often enough that you need a meme?

[–]UhOh_Nanobots 19 points20 points ago

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Yeah, seriously. Talk about codependency issues.

[–]ManWithKeyboard[S] 10 points11 points ago

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Well, it is in r/funny, so there is the possibility that it's not true, y'know..

[–]podcastaddict 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, scratch the "plan on marrying" part and I can totally relate.

[–]Tanzler1992 8 points9 points ago

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How I feel when the girl I plan on marrying breaks up with me:

There ya go.

[–]podcastaddict 4 points5 points ago

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OK, may as well fix it completely: That's how I feel every time the woman I'm seeing breaks up with me, which she does frequently enough to justify a meme.

[–]c8h10n4o2junkie 1 point2 points ago

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Because it's always the same woman? There's just the one you let repeatedly dump you?

[–]podcastaddict 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, same woman. Together two years with lots of ups and downs, including me leaving her once and her dumping me about five times. Three of the five lasted a matter of days, one a couple of weeks, another a couple of months.

[–]evil_steve 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, hold the fucking phone... so that means pizza ISN'T a vegetable?

[–]lightbreaksthrough 36 points37 points ago

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[–]McDylan 3 points4 points ago

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Yess exactly he is an inferior male specimin whew!

[–]OMGPUNTHREADS 14 points15 points ago

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If it is true I'm sorry man. That sucks. Same thing happened to me recently. If it isn't true, well thanks for the reminder.

[–]zodar 1 point2 points ago

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I know it will sound glib and cliche, but I'm glad you found out before you married her.

[–]rage_quit6677 5 points6 points ago

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Even worse is when she does this and her name is Annie.

[–]MFChrisB 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, I usually lob off her limbs and throw her in to a river of molten lava too ಠ_ಠ

[–]late_yo 4 points5 points ago

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my condolences

[–]HIDolly 3 points4 points ago

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Wow you nailed it I feel for you had the same thing happen to me last week it sucks. My condolences. But hey at least we have the Internet

[–]MeeHungLo 5 points6 points ago

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every relationship I'm in feels like the chosen one to me.

[–]Klondeikbar 5 points6 points ago

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I feel that this man's life should be on TV. I wouldn't watch it. But it should be there.

[–]corriek1975 2 points3 points ago

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:(( Sorry man

[–]kstorm88 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, this actually hits me, i am a recent victim. Emm, you were the one...

[–]naturebacon 2 points3 points ago

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Me too man. Fuckin sad face.

[–]istillrollerblade 2 points3 points ago

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I can totally relate, not even a week ago, I miss that goddamn heartbreaking bitch!

[–]gosuprobe 2 points3 points ago

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by ManWithKeyboard to funny

to funny

funny

No.

[–]ManWithKeyboard[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]jose_jones 4 points5 points ago

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all jokes aside...ewan as obi wan is pretty meh in the series (for me)....but man does he sell this line.

[–]corriek1975 2 points3 points ago

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Indeed

[–]AMikeTysonNibble 1 point2 points ago

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second this

[–]MasterMeme 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I see this scene in a picture, I have to yell it in his voice. Damnit.

[–]xarflaf 1 point2 points ago

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You dismember them with a lightsaber?

In all seriousness, my condolences. Finding out the person you loved didn't feel the same sucks. I've been there. You will get through it and you'll find an even more epic woman. Hang in there.

[–]Phasechange 1 point2 points ago

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I know that feel, as of yesterday morning.

EDIT:

Well, it is in r/funny, so there is the possibility that it's not true, y'know..

Oh. So the OP may not, in fact, know this feel. Awkward.

It's not good. Don't do it.

MOAR EDIT: It actually feels like this, anyway.

[–]ManWithKeyboard[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Aw D: I'm sorry to hear that..

[–]Phasechange 0 points1 point ago

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My current plan is to win her back no matter what it takes.

[–]ManWithKeyboard[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Good luck man! I believe in you!

[–]event_horizon_ 1 point2 points ago

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This is how I have felt for the past 6 months...can't get her out of my mind...

[–]goodbye9hello10 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in this boat.

[–]event_horizon_ 0 points1 point ago

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Glad I'm not the only one...

[–]Benners 1 point2 points ago

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Well hopefully you had the high ground

[–]bmidge 2 points3 points ago

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This is how I feel about the Obama presidency. You were supposed to bring balance to the government! Not leave it in darkness!

[–]HotDinnerBatman 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me sad that I am never the chosen one. They are :x

[–]DasBearJude 0 points1 point ago

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I watched this movie for the first time ever earlier today... Too relevant to not get an upvote

[–]marcbax6 0 points1 point ago

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is this the dude from kings of leon?

[–]c8h10n4o2junkie 0 points1 point ago

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Does this happen often?

[–]LordOfGummies 0 points1 point ago

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God that movie was so shit...

[–]SelectaRx 0 points1 point ago

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I feel your pain man. One time I had this perfect Frito's scoop chip and it just snapped in half cause I foolishly overloaded it with too much queso.

[–]BazTheSpaz 0 points1 point ago

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Jeff?

[–]zombius 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for this

[–]white90box 0 points1 point ago

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Shit or get off the pot.

[–]MrMocca 0 points1 point ago

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This happens to me nearly every day, bro.

[–]UristHammerer 0 points1 point ago

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Feels bad man (shits funny though).

[–]serenne 0 points1 point ago

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So you maimed her and left her for dead?

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

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That's also how I feel when a politician does not do as promised.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, that hits close to home.

Feel better, buddy. There are plenty of chosen ones in the galaxy.

[–]radherring -1 points0 points ago

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Ohhhhhhh, boo. Noooooo. Don't ever plan on getting married. That's for women. No. Bad male. Bad.

[–]WhatsaDMR14 0 points1 point ago

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i wonder why she left....

[–]meiam001 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't funny at all, it's sad

[–]McDylan -2 points-1 points ago

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How Sard :(