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[–]TheTwoArmedMan 31 points32 points ago

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I'm no barbie expert, but I don't think they ever made one with missing teeth.

[–]SirBenjamin 18 points19 points ago

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Unless she was described as crackwhore barbie.

[–]Starpire 12 points13 points ago

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Which show is this from?

[–]megusta21 2 points3 points ago

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So You Think You Can Dance

[–]phonk 6 points7 points ago

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"I used to be a stripper. That's where my booty-poppin' comes from."

[–]smartbomb314 3 points4 points ago

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"wow, I don't think we've ever had a stripper audition before!"
"HAAAAAAAYYYY!"

[–]phonk 0 points1 point ago

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... and that was the moment I realized it wasn't going to be so bad watching that show with my girlfriend.

[–]Hookhand 8 points9 points ago

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So...she has no vagina?

[–]Zhog 14 points15 points ago

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One can only hope so...

[–]bigplansisay 4 points5 points ago

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That's not Nicki Minaj!

[–]zorthan 0 points1 point ago

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close enough

[–]DeadlyReaper -1 points0 points ago

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]narakusdemon88 3 points4 points ago

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Kinda like the black Cynthia (from Rugrats)

[–]very_nice_how_much 1 point2 points ago

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Good old Blarbie.

[–]kakacwazybebe 1 point2 points ago

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I seen her fat twin sister at Long John Silver's today.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 1 point2 points ago

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Actually that's pretty accurate. Children never know how to take care of their toys so yeah she looks like a fucked up black barbie.

[–]glennrosehv 1 point2 points ago

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No it's true guys, she has no genitals.

[–]Blagaquondo 1 point2 points ago

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This should be NSFW, that bitch scary.

[–]themarknessmonster 1 point2 points ago

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I think what she means is: "All my life, I've tried to coerce everyone into calling me 'The Black Barbie' by calling myself 'The Black Barbie'."

Helps to have an accurate command of the English language.

[–]JohnDoeNuts 1 point2 points ago

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So that's why no one wants to play with a black barbie doll.

[–]Its_Phobos 1 point2 points ago

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Unwanted in the clearance aisle?

[–]poletti7 0 points1 point ago

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haha she looks like Michael Strahan!

[–]Yahweed 0 points1 point ago

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I love Oakland so much!

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 0 points1 point ago

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And all my life I've been called John Holmes without the AIDs.

[–]hatervision 0 points1 point ago

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She looks like gopher clown.

[–]nativenorthdakotan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]femzzzzzap -1 points0 points ago

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To make a complete judgement I will have to see her tits and legs. Barbie is known for her tits and legs.